If an enthusiastic voter picked up Mitt, he would

[NRaleighLiberal]

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	Slip through the arms due to undue slickness
	0 (0%)
	vanish with a "poof" due to empty suit-ness
	1 (11%)
	start screaming "don't mess up my hair"
	0 (0%)
	impossible - Mitt doesn't have any enthusiastic voters
	6 (67%)
	all of the above
	1 (11%)
	other - add your own!
	1 (11%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[TheCowsCameHome]

1. .....probably risk getting cut on Mitt's sharp edges.

[JoePhilly]

2. ...he would ... receive an extremely painful electric shock as Mitt's circuits overload.

[madokie]

3. shit his magic underwear

you can bet on that


Needs to be an option, methinks

[HappyMe]

4. The Hair!

Don't mess with The Hair!

[reflection]

5. Latch onto the voter's head,

force a slimy tube down their throat, and deposit an egg in their stomach.

A brief gestational period would follow, and a vulture capitalist would burst forth from their abdomen, dripping acid from their ancillary mandibles.

It would then scurry off to find a struggling American company to load up with debt and bleed it dry through consulting fees.

[Matt_in_STL]

6. Other

He would run and hide, curl up in the fetal position, and cry himself to sleep.

[JHB]

7. ...not be able to hide the look of unease and disgust from his face.

Then he'd instinctively wipe himself off, and call in a minion with a large bottle of hand sanitizer for a second wipedown of every exposed surface.

[tolumnia]

8. other

No way he would allow it.