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Fri Mar 13, 2020, 12:50 PM

Don't panic-buy toilet paper - make your own DIY bidet!

Think about it. If you step in a massive pile of dog poo, what's better: wiping it off with toilet paper, or washing your shoes with a hose?

Millions of people around the world don't use toilet paper. The rinse their bums with water, which cleans better.

You can order small portable bidets on Amazon, or make your own from a shampoo bottle.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B010OO9TTO/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1




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Reply Don't panic-buy toilet paper - make your own DIY bidet! (Original post)
jmbar2 Mar 13 OP
dweller Mar 13 #1
jmbar2 Mar 13 #2
Patterson Mar 13 #3
Brainfodder Mar 13 #4
Maru Kitteh Mar 13 #7
Brainfodder Mar 13 #9
Maru Kitteh Mar 13 #10
marybourg Mar 13 #5
Initech Mar 13 #6
Ace Rothstein Mar 13 #8

Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 12:53 PM

1. not gonna watch that vid

nope 😷

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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 12:56 PM

2. LOL - it's just him demonstrating how to repurpose a shampoo bottle.

Rated PG

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Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 12:57 PM

3. He could have done without the loud music.

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Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:00 PM

4. If you can't get through life without toilet paper, you probably aint mentally ready for....

THE NEXT MONTH OR TWO OR THREE....

GOOD LUCK!

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Response to Brainfodder (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:04 PM

7. I think it's more likely life is now altered drastically for at least 1-2 years.

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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:08 PM

9. I agree!

This will get very very ugly before it gets better.

Good luck!





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Response to Brainfodder (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:09 PM

10. To you as well. nt

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Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:00 PM

5. I use a little squeeze bottle

from the drugstore cosmetics counter.

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Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:03 PM

6. Why the hell are people panic buying toilet paper?

Buying things like flour and eggs is much more sensible.

There's plenty of ways to wipe your ass. But you can't make food with toilet paper.

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Response to jmbar2 (Original post)

Fri Mar 13, 2020, 01:06 PM

8. If we run out of TP, our shower will be a walk-in bidet.

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