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Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:17 PM

"Eat your heart out, Gandhi!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!




PresiDented ("My spiritual side is like a turd in a punch-bowl" )Trump is saying: "I came to India to find inner peace, but there's still a cartoon riot going on in the middle of my skull."

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Reply "Eat your heart out, Gandhi!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Feb 24 OP
Zoonart Feb 24 #1
get the red out Feb 24 #2
Floyd R. Turbo Feb 24 #3
Vinca Feb 24 #14
Sneederbunk Feb 24 #4
ooky Feb 24 #5
Thomas Hurt Feb 24 #10
VOX Feb 24 #18
HarlanPepper Feb 24 #19
ooky Feb 24 #22
Afromania Feb 24 #6
Johonny Feb 24 #7
tishaLA Feb 24 #8
CaptYossarian Feb 24 #9
lpbk2713 Feb 24 #11
shanti Feb 24 #12
skip fox Feb 24 #13
bdamomma Feb 24 #15
VOX Feb 24 #17
bdamomma Feb 24 #20
skip fox Feb 24 #16
BigDemVoter Feb 24 #21
LawnKorn Feb 24 #23

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:19 PM

1. The wheels on the bus go round and round...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:22 PM

2. If I don't get a burger soon

I'll just eat this guy.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:24 PM

3. "I think I shit myself!"

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 03:58 PM

14. He really does look like he's sitting on a toilet. LOL.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:26 PM

4. It's not a glowing orb, but will have to do.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:30 PM

5. "Man, I need to sit down anywhere I can

and rest my 239 pounds".

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Response to ooky (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:52 PM

10. 270-275

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Response to ooky (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 05:48 PM

18. 285-325 lbs.

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Response to VOX (Reply #18)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 05:53 PM

19. He's three bills if he's an ounce.

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Response to VOX (Reply #18)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 06:29 PM

22. His head alone is about a hundred pounds

I'm guessing about 290-295 for all of him.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:32 PM

6. He looks like he's about ready to topple over sideways.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:37 PM

7. So you're not worried about this windmill thing giving us cancer, right?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:39 PM

8. "WHY THE HELL ISN'T SOMEONE HELPING ME STAND UP?!

WHERE'S MICK? WHERE'S JARED?

IVANKA!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:43 PM

9. "Even here, I still can't see my shoes."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 12:58 PM

11. It takes three SS Men to get him back up when he squats down like that.



And he thinking ... "Oh shit. The cameras are rolling."


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 01:00 PM

12. Is this the only pic of him and Modi?

I can't recall ever seeing him without shoes.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 03:57 PM

13. D.T. is thinking:

"Hell we could put stiff rubber paddles at the end of each arm and sell tickets at Mar-o-Lago as part of our Spring Spankathon."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 04:02 PM

15. why is he in India?

nt

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Response to bdamomma (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 05:46 PM

17. 45 owns numerous properties there, plus PM Modi is a nationalist...

And Trump gets photo ops pretending to be an international phenomenon whos adored worldwide.

Its all a load of horseflop.

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Response to VOX (Reply #17)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 06:06 PM

20. oh thanks

I figured it was regarding only his interests.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 04:18 PM

16. India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi is saying:

"Mr. President! Mr. President! You can't do that there. That's a Hindu mediation stool, not a . . . Awh geez! . . . This is s sacred place. . . . Oh what have you done, Mr. President? . . . How could you? . . . Geez!"


President Trump replies: "Let me borrow your shawl there for a minute, Modi-boy, and I'll be right with you."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 06:29 PM

21. Ugh. He's shaped like a "wheeble."

As in "Wheebles wobble but they don't fall down." I suspect THIS one would tumble down, as he rarely, if ever, gets any exercise and gobbles up any McDonald's burgers in sight. . . What. . a. . . HOG. This is the president of our country on a foreign trip representing US. .

Feel better?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 07:19 PM

23. So this is the actual Sitar that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi mesmerized the Beatles with!

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