Mon Feb 17, 2020, 04:45 PM

Journeyman (13,130 posts)

Nicknames for the real Donald Trump . . .

I was in grammar school last time I called someone a name in an effort to win an argument. It felt childish even then. Ever since, I’ve had too much respect for myself, and for other people, to resort to such crass behavior.

Or I did, until now.

I’m astonished that a major party candidate for President called people names — silly, unimaginative names — and somehow not only prevailed in the election but left many of his opponents seemingly deathly afraid he might resurrect these names to further debase them. What were they afraid of? Liddle? Fat? Over-Rated? Flaky? Sloppy? Loser? Sadly, nicknames with no true bite.

I suffered far worse in the fourth grade.

And what perplexed me most was there were far more imaginative names bandied about for Donald Trump, especially in the years since he became President, for anyone to be left grasping for an appropriate response — if that was where they felt they had to go to gain an upper hand. So I began to collect Donald Trump nicknames back in early ’16, to keep from being caught flatfooted should he turn his ire on me.

What follows below are the 250+ nicknames I’ve collected over the past four years. Some will be self-evident. Others may need a little explanation, which I’ve provided parenthetically afterwards. I've also included sources after some of the names, to give credit where credit is due, though I haven't added near as many sources as I should. This has been a labor of attack, not scholarship.

I’ve grouped them in large categories, to make it easier to find appropriate responses. Within each category, the names are listed randomly, often in just the order I came upon them. Over the years, I’ve found my favorites changed to reflect the daily outrage, so any attempt to systemize them seemed self-defeating.

You’ll find I left some popular insults out. I considered some too crass for effective use, since a belittling nickname is best if it doesn’t reflect poorly on the user. You may disagree and that’s your right. You won’t get an argument from me. And I certainly wouldn’t call you names if you did, as that sort of behavior is best reserved for the effort to rid ourselves of a true and virulent threat to our Constitutional rule of law.

I wish I could have set these up in a table. It would have made them so much more useful. I also wish I could have added more interlinear spacing. I also look forward to any additional names commenters may add.

Without further ado, here’s what I’ve heard and read over the past four years about the real Donald Trump.

Impeachment Inspired

IMpotus

Russian Inspired

Red Don
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
apricot aPParatchik
Collaborator in Chief
Comrade Trumputin
Comrade Casino
Cyrillic Apprentice
Comrade C*©kholster
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s Putty
Putin’s Bitch
Putin’s C*©k-Holster (Stephen Colbert)
The Russian Mole
Putin’s Pet
PuPPet
Trumpsky
Putinfluffer
PPotus
Comrade Crayola
Putin’s Pumpkin
PP (after the Moscow dossier)
Trumpp (after the Moscow dossier)
Presidentski
The Orange Russian
Comrade Minus (Pete Souza, Obama photographer)
Tя☭mp
Puppetrump
Donnie Moscow
Mr. “I’m F***ed”
Don Kremleone
DosveDonald
Don-stoevski (author of Crime & No Punishment)
Donsvadanya
Donaldovich Ivan Trumpsky

Traitor Inspired

Benedict Donald
Beenadick Donald
Treasonweasel
TR45ON
Individual-1
Manchurian Cantaloupe

Twitter Inspired

Tweety Amin
Tweetenstein
Twittorrhea
Little Lord tRumple-Twit
Twidiot in Chief
Itchy Twitter Finger
Covfeve in Thief
Chief Covfefe
Tweety McTweeterson
Nostradumbass
Capitalizer in Chief
Agolf Twittler
Tweeto
Old Hateful Tweetgeyser
Childish Thumbino
Commander-in-Tweet
Masturtweeter
Old Man Twitler
Moby Dork (after “Prince of Whales” tweet)
King Twit

Dictator Inspired

Hair Twitler
Hair Furor
Mein Trumpf
A-Dolt Twitler
Sweet Potato Pol Pot
Cheetolini
Cheatolini
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Pumpkin Spice Goebbels
Trumpenfuhrer
El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago
Velveeta Himmler
King Drumpf
Twitler
Combover Castro
Tee Time Tito
Marshall Tweeto
Marmalade Mugabe
Genghis Can't
Needy Amin
Der Mankindertweetenfuhrer
Il Dunce
His MAGA-sty
Mr. Petulant Crossed Arms
Big Birther is Watching You, Winston!
Despot Don
#Cult45

Orange Skin & Yellow Hair Inspired

Cheeto Benito
Cheeto von Tweeto
Cheeto Bandito
Cheeto Jesus
O Yellar
Cheez-It-in-Chief
Cheez Whiz
Orange Foolius
Fanta Ranter
Angry Creamsicle
Tangerine Tyrant
Government Cheese Goebbels
Agent Orange
Agent Orange Treasonweasel
Nasturtium Narcissist
Orange Pillock (British informal: “stupid person”)
Angry Pumpkin
Tangerine Idi Amin
King Tangerine the First
Orange-utan
Talking Yam
Micturition Man
MANGOTUS
His Orangeness
Velveeto Corleone
Mangolini
Orange Oaf of Office
Mango Molester
The Hate Pumpkin
The Trumpkin Party
Emperor Tang
Manchurian Cantaloupe
Ginger Git
Naranja Numbskull
The Aqua Net Autistic
Nectarine Nero

Little Hands Inspired

Short-Fingered Vulgarian
King Donald the Doll-Handed
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Dinky Donny (Cher)
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Babyfingers Trump
Pixie Fingers Trump
Tiny Handed Totalitarian
Littlefingers
Tiny Hands Trump
Donnie Dollhands
Commander Babyfingers

Corpulescence Inspired

Jabba the Trump
Donnie Two Scoops
Plumpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
The Girther
Fat Nixon
President Hugh Janus
Habeus Corpulent (Latin for “Show us the fat-ass!”)
King Tub
Burger-boy
Bloatard
Empty Dumpty
FATUS

Lieing Inspired

Herr Confounderer (me, on global warming statement)
The Cowardly Liar
Donocchio
Dead Parrot President (reflexively contradicts obvious, if inconvenient, facts – “many want to be my COS”)
Commander in Cheat
President Pinnochio

Just Descriptive

Dolt 45
Trumplethinskin
Mighty Mouth (run in, without gun, take down felon)
Dotard (Kim Jong Un)
DOTUS
Marie Antrumpette
Dim Dotard
Dotard J. Trump
Chauncey Gardner (he only watches it on TV)
Donald Flunk
Fredo (“I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart!”)
Banktrumpt
Cadet Bone Spurs
The Boy Blunder
Captain Chaos
Tom Buchanan (& Daisy)
Stable Genius
President Fluffernutter.
. . . this petit bourgeois hotelier, this predatory rentier . . . (me)
Dumpster Fire
Careening Clowncar of Chaos, Cacophony, and Catastrophic Clusterfuck
Donnie Darko
Drumpf
Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
Fucking Moron (Secretary of State Rex Tillerson)
F*©kface von Clownstick (Jon Stewart)
Dodgeball Donnie
Trump of Doom (from the Bible, “Revelations”)
Trumpster Fire
Captain Deflection
IMPOTUS
Current Occupant
President Asterisk
Demented Donnie Drumpf
Rump
Dump
Man-Baby
Child in Chief
King Mierdas (King Midas in reverse)
Call Jeffy!! We got a leak on the Trumptanic!!
Criminal-in-Chief
The Babbling Crook
Goniff-in-Chief
The Pied Viper
President Infantile
Diaper Don
BLOTUS (“Biggest Liar of the United States)
PLOTUS (Pathological Liar of the United States)
PeeWee Trump (after UN laughter: ‘I meant to do that!’)
Chumpo the Clown (Elect a clown, get a circus, expect more clowns)
Loathsome Toad (“A Face in the Crowd”)
Pathetic Inadequate (bestowed by Nicholas Soames, Winston Churchill’s grandson, after Trump refused to go to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery)
Temper Tantrump
Trumper Tantrum
Donnie Rotten
Oberbefehl Scheisskopf (“Top Command Shithead”)
Bankrupt Billionaire
Toadglans von Hamberder
Combover in Chief
Grumblethinskin
Offal Office
Thief Executive
Trump-For-Brains
King Minus
Pompous Brokeahontas
ETTD (Everything Trump Touches Dies)
POtuS
President Trumpo (Newt Gingrich, while defending him against Mueller press conference)
Drumpfuck
Don Trumpxote (railing [tilting] against windmills)
Donnarrea
Homo Defectus
Vile Pile
Cockwomble (British: A completely useless person who spouts constant bullshit)
President Trumpy McScummy
Audience of One
The Minus Touch (after losses in the governors' races in 2018)
The Pestilent
Yellicopter

Alliterative Names

Butternut Brezhnev
Creamsicle Khrushchev
Papaya Perón
Cantaloupe Caligula
Tangerine Toddler
Mantan Molotov
Fanta Franco
Marmalade Mugabe
Tangerine Tito
Kumquat Quisling
Sunkist Stalin
Henna Himmler
Turmeric the Terrible
Dorito Duvalier
Persimmon Putin
Kumquat Khrushchev
Cheddar Ceauşescu
Spraytan Stalin
Toddler Tyrant

Golden Showers Inspired

PP

Parade Inspired

Cadet Scheiskopf (Catch-22)

Stormy Inspired

Captain Underpants
David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels’ legal filing)
Spankee
Unindicted Co-Conspirator
Poke-A-Pornstar (in response to “Pocohantas”)
Skanky Manslut
Toad (Stormy Daniel’s description of Little Donald)
Toadglans
Moronic Mini Mushroom
Toadglans
Individual 1

Self-Supplied Aliases

David Dennison (alias in Stormy Daniels’ legal filing)
John Barron
John Miller

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98 replies	Author	Time	Post
Nicknames for the real Donald Trump . . . (Original post)	Journeyman	Feb 17	OP
You missed the whole "Mob Boss/Mafia" genre	Vinnie From Indy	Feb 17	#1
Donnie Two-Scoops	rurallib	Feb 17	#11
Thanks. I'll add a new category . . .	Journeyman	Feb 17	#71
if you add the DeTrumpify extension, you'll pick up a few more!	renate	Feb 18	#87
Mafia Don	lagomorph777	Feb 20	#98
What is amazing to me is	blogslut	Feb 17	#2
So True!! :)	WA-03 Democrat	Feb 17	#35
You could mix categories, i.e. appearance and lies/business inspired...	JohnQFunk	Feb 17	#3
LOL	Vinnie From Indy	Feb 18	#78
That's good. I'll have to add that to my list . . .	Journeyman	Feb 18	#86
So many, my contribution....Commander Bedbug and President Pocapornactras	Thomas Hurt	Feb 17	#4
Mine is [Redacted]	TygrBright	Feb 17	#5
Well thought out list	Prue	Feb 17	#6
Donnie Dainty Digits is my go-to	The Genealogist	Feb 17	#7
Orange maggot and mf45 and orange anus mouth	kimbutgar	Feb 17	#8
Very good list! I've bookmarked it for future reference.	Different Drummer	Feb 17	#9
I renamed him	xxqqqzme	Feb 17	#10
You left out Tumpolini.	El Supremo	Feb 17	#12
Mine is Impresident tRump (or Tramp).	KY_EnviroGuy	Feb 17	#13
Trumplethinskin is a fav of mine.	3catwoman3	Feb 17	#14
Great list! My go to is donny john	calikid	Feb 17	#15
Treazus, Sleazus and Doucheolini	shelshaw	Feb 17	#16
Sounds like a law firm specializing in impeachment defense . . .	Journeyman	Feb 17	#72
Nice list. Fanta Ranter and Mighty Mouth are new to me.	yonder	Feb 17	#17
nicknames	3auld6phart	Feb 17	#18
I'm sticking with MF45	denem	Feb 17	#19
Cadet Bonespurs. n/t	sarge43	Feb 17	#20
MF45...	Sancho	Feb 17	#21
thanks for the laughs	dweller	Feb 17	#22
I like several	PatrickforO	Feb 17	#23
Everyone always knows who I am talking about	Lokee11	Feb 17	#24
Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to live in a society a little more complicated than what you'd see . . .	Journeyman	Feb 18	#77
Being obvious wasn't enough, you need confirmation, too? We knew what you meant!! Don't be sad.	marble falls	Feb 20	#93
Today, I used Donald J Swamp, because he made it worse.	CaptYossarian	Feb 17	#25
My favorite? Orange shitgibbon.	Dem2theMax	Feb 17	#26
Or just "ShitGibbon"	lastlib	Feb 17	#56
All fabulous suggestions!	Dem2theMax	Feb 17	#63
That's only part of it. I first heard from an anti Bexiter in Scotland	wcollar	Feb 18	#88
Sounds like I need some new coffee mugs!	Dem2theMax	Feb 18	#92
You covered a lot there - brilliant	malaise	Feb 17	#27
I'm partial to the Ferret's Wee Hands McNodick.	broiles	Feb 17	#28
And his Baron Velveeta Harkonnen. n/t	kedrys	Feb 17	#48
Three good sources, in addition to yours	cp	Feb 17	#29
El Caudillo de Mar a Lago	central scrutinizer	Feb 18	#81
That's a nice list! You've collected all of my favorites!	Brother Mythos	Feb 17	#30
You can add Teletrumpie to your Corpulescence Inspired category	Zorro	Feb 17	#31
"Benedict Donald" Gets the most agro on mixed aisle forums. They HATE that phrase	uponit7771	Feb 17	#32
I call him Circus Peanut	TlalocW	Feb 17	#33
Don the Con	Kaiserguy	Feb 17	#34
"Donnie Dimwit" from his childhood acquaintances.	fierywoman	Feb 17	#36
i just use the moron or prima donnie, but manchurian cantaloupe is lol.	pansypoo53219	Feb 17	#37
AOAA....	Heartstrings	Feb 17	#38
'traitortrump'	empedocles	Feb 17	#39
And Traitor Tot	Pluvious	Feb 18	#79
In the Lord of the Rings category	stage left	Feb 17	#40
Shouty Cheeto	Mersky	Feb 17	#41
You missed one that highlights Trump's Royalty	bucolic_frolic	Feb 17	#42
I like that one: "The Prince of Wails" . . .	Journeyman	Feb 18	#76
TheFerret, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone	Brother Buzz	Feb 17	#43
The Official Trump Thesaurus	world wide wally	Feb 17	#44
Vlad has no nasty little nickname from his pal Donald	keithbvadu2	Feb 17	#45
Planet inspired Uranus.	cstanleytech	Feb 17	#46
Bravo and thank you! My favs are "Shitler" and "Traitor Tot"	OMGWTF	Feb 17	#47
I'm going with the "Famous Ignoramus"...	stillcool	Feb 17	#49
Emperor Trumpoleon	amb123	Feb 17	#50
And of course	moreland01	Feb 17	#51
Nicknames!	TrollBuster9090	Feb 17	#52
Durrrrr Fuhrer	John Fante	Feb 17	#53
Twitler works just fine	Roland99	Feb 17	#54
DickTater	Chipper Chat	Feb 17	#55
Fat Bastard nt	doc03	Feb 17	#57
Orange Hemorrhoid!	Dave in VA	Feb 17	#58
Cadet Bone Spurs has to be in there somewhere	jmowreader	Feb 17	#59
I'M DELIGHTED with the job you did.	Mira	Feb 17	#60
Trumpstain.	C_U_L8R	Feb 17	#61
This message was self-deleted by its author	Pluvious	Feb 18	#80
alttrumpnames.com	BadGimp	Feb 17	#62
A few of my own	Bob Loblaw	Feb 17	#64
Kickin'K for	Faux pas	Feb 17	#65
A few more	greatbaldeagle	Feb 17	#66
Loony Lardass	moondust	Feb 17	#67
I've been looking for something like this for quite some time.	llmart	Feb 17	#68
I'm glad this is of value to you . . .	Journeyman	Feb 18	#75
I use BLOTUS, Shitler and Twitler often when referring to him	Niagara	Feb 17	#69
Great work!	Poiuyt	Feb 17	#70
Thank you, Journeyman!	Kid Berwyn	Feb 17	#73
Sigmund Fraud	ooky	Feb 17	#74
Great list!! Here's a few more.	GoneOffShore	Feb 18	#82
Wow! That is quite a list.	Laelth	Feb 18	#83
I didn't see Mango Mussolini	Lars39	Feb 18	#84
Metamucilini aka Assolini aka Il Douche	alterfurz	Feb 18	#85
You omitted my personal favorite	bluescribbler	Feb 18	#89
Golf inspired:	klook	Feb 18	#90
Well, sir, I thought I had a lot with 1823,	soldierant	Feb 18	#91
I tend to call him Orange Joffrey.	Jamastiene	Feb 20	#94
His Lardship	The Velveteen Ocelot	Feb 20	#95
Don't forget Putin's Fleshlight	malchickiwick	Feb 20	#96
Turd	lagomorph777	Feb 20	#97

Response to Journeyman (Original post)

Mon Feb 17, 2020, 04:49 PM

Vinnie From Indy (10,542 posts)

1. You missed the whole "Mob Boss/Mafia" genre

Something like "Shakedown Donnie" or "Donnie Pumpkins".

Great list you have!

Nicknames for the real Donald Trump . . .

1. You missed the whole "Mob Boss/Mafia" genre

11. Donnie Two-Scoops

71. Thanks. I'll add a new category . . .

87. if you add the DeTrumpify extension, you'll pick up a few more!

98. Mafia Don

2. What is amazing to me is

35. So True!! :)

3. You could mix categories, i.e. appearance and lies/business inspired...

78. LOL

86. That's good. I'll have to add that to my list . . .

4. So many, my contribution....Commander Bedbug and President Pocapornactras

5. Mine is [Redacted]

6. Well thought out list

7. Donnie Dainty Digits is my go-to

8. Orange maggot and mf45 and orange anus mouth

9. Very good list! I've bookmarked it for future reference.

10. I renamed him

12. You left out Tumpolini.

13. Mine is Impresident tRump (or Tramp).

14. Trumplethinskin is a fav of mine.

15. Great list! My go to is donny john

16. Treazus, Sleazus and Doucheolini

72. Sounds like a law firm specializing in impeachment defense . . .

17. Nice list. Fanta Ranter and Mighty Mouth are new to me.

18. nicknames

19. I'm sticking with MF45

20. Cadet Bonespurs. n/t

21. MF45...

22. thanks for the laughs

23. I like several

24. Everyone always knows who I am talking about

77. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to live in a society a little more complicated than what you'd see . . .

93. Being obvious wasn't enough, you need confirmation, too? We knew what you meant!! Don't be sad.

25. Today, I used Donald J Swamp, because he made it worse.

26. My favorite? Orange shitgibbon.

56. Or just "ShitGibbon"

63. All fabulous suggestions!

88. That's only part of it. I first heard from an anti Bexiter in Scotland

92. Sounds like I need some new coffee mugs!

27. You covered a lot there - brilliant

28. I'm partial to the Ferret's Wee Hands McNodick.

48. And his Baron Velveeta Harkonnen. n/t

29. Three good sources, in addition to yours

81. El Caudillo de Mar a Lago

30. That's a nice list! You've collected all of my favorites!

31. You can add Teletrumpie to your Corpulescence Inspired category

32. "Benedict Donald" Gets the most agro on mixed aisle forums. They HATE that phrase

33. I call him Circus Peanut

34. Don the Con

36. "Donnie Dimwit" from his childhood acquaintances.

37. i just use the moron or prima donnie, but manchurian cantaloupe is lol.

38. AOAA....

39. 'traitortrump'

79. And Traitor Tot

40. In the Lord of the Rings category

41. Shouty Cheeto

42. You missed one that highlights Trump's Royalty

76. I like that one: "The Prince of Wails" . . .

43. TheFerret, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone

44. The Official Trump Thesaurus

45. Vlad has no nasty little nickname from his pal Donald

46. Planet inspired Uranus.

47. Bravo and thank you! My favs are "Shitler" and "Traitor Tot"

49. I'm going with the "Famous Ignoramus"...

50. Emperor Trumpoleon

51. And of course

52. Nicknames!

53. Durrrrr Fuhrer

54. Twitler works just fine

55. DickTater

57. Fat Bastard nt

58. Orange Hemorrhoid!

59. Cadet Bone Spurs has to be in there somewhere

60. I'M DELIGHTED with the job you did.

61. Trumpstain.

62. alttrumpnames.com

64. A few of my own

65. Kickin'K for

66. A few more