Politics at breakfast really bother the dogs

[TEB]

Life under President Obama was calm peaceful. Yes we complained a example mcturltle and Judge garland. With orange shitler we complain and bitch constantly. And boog the lab and mr big paws our golden. Their heads are on a pivot as my wife and I talk and use our hands in conversation. As we eat our breakfast.

And the furry boys follow our eggs on our forks. Or say a bagel with cream cheese as we take time in between bites as we bitch with food in our hands . This morning roger stone a true scumbag is the topic of our conversation.

I looked at the furry boys and their like could you two hurry up with this As we are waiting last bites. I find humor and to stop any rumors the boog and mr big paws politically are deep state democrats.

[Scarsdale]

1. Well, of course

they are Democratic dogs. Anyone with more than two brain cells is, and we already know dogs are smart. Roger Stone is slime, always has been, always will be. Fits in with this administration so very well. I wonder if tRump will appoint him to an ambassadorship? Poor Roger even sent ME a begging letter, asking for cash. Got one from his wife, too. If I had a bird, I would have sent them old liners from the cage.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Ha! Jack is sensitive to cussing and raising of voices

...so, quite often, I'll yell at Orange Julius on the TV, complete with cluster f-bombs. He'll run from the room and into crawl into bed. I have to go, speak softly to him, pet him, and coax him back out.

[TEB]

3. Awww jack

[Aussie105]

4. Imminent stranger attack!

Our two dogs get their back up and rush to a window to see who is invading now.

They have learnt two key phrases for that reaction: Oh my GAWD! and Oh, F**k NO!

But it's usually directed at the TV . . . .

Trying to get them to sniff strangers and bite if they smell Republicans on the KILL command, but no joy yet. More training needed.

[Vinca]

5. Just yesterday morning we were yelling about Trump within minutes of getting up and the

more nervous of the 2 cats started howling. Poor guy - the cat, not Trump - he's going to need a cat tranquilizer before this election is over.

[PatrickforO]

6. That's fun. When we are sad or emotions are otherwise high,

both of our male cats (neutered, of course - a Siamese and a tuxedo) will come up and be especially affectionate. The little tortoise shell female will also come up and want to snuggle with my wife.

[Collimator]

7. Dogs know.

If they could vote they certainly wouldn't choose the guy whose only furry friend at the White House is his own toupee.

[ewagner]

8. It took years after our Border Collie passed....

...for either of us to eat the last bite without feeling a pang of guilt...

[TEB]

9. Awww I understand