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Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:21 PM

Faux SCOOP: Trump to take a lap at Daytona 500 in Limo



John Roberts ✔@johnrobertsFox

SCOOP: Multiple Sources tell @FoxNews that @realDonaldTrump is planning to take a lap at the @DISupdates Daytona International Speedway in the “Beast” presidential limo ahead of the Daytona 500. It’s not 100%, but that is the plan at the moment.

8:54 PM - Feb 14, 2020


"We now take you to the Daytona Speedway where President Trump's motorcade has just arrived..."

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:26 PM

1. Couldn't we just have one of the race cars chase him down the straightaway.

This is just like his Touch Myself rallies, more attention to feed his pathology.

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:26 PM

2. I bet his driver is stoked! Maybe they will have someone that is at least used to driving a pace

car test it out and drive him. It is pretty steeply banked. Not something you'd let someone just come in and do. Be a shame if it blew an oil line or a tire and damaged the track. The crew out there repairing the track and holding things up for good hour would be riot.

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Response to brewens (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:31 PM

3. I can't imagine his limo going around that one turn without

rolling over. The limo has to weight several tons and that turn is like a 45% angle.

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Response to doc03 (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:39 PM

5. It might be too heavy or something. They are a little particular about the track. It makes a

how many cars have run qualifying, if it rained and washed all the rubber off, all kinds of shit. They may be telling him he could ride in a pace car. The secret service might not like that. Plus I understand his limo has it's own shitter and he might need it, as fast as they would need to go to stick in the corner. That's how the toilet paper got stuck to his shoe that one time. He just unloaded a big honkin' steamer! His driver had to burn the clothes he was wearing after work.

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Response to brewens (Reply #5)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:43 PM

6. OMG I am picturing tRump on the shitter I am gettin sick nt

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Response to brewens (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:32 PM

4. Maybe he will have a heart attack.

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:58 PM

7. Good. He goes clockwise, everyone else goes counter-clockwise.

Haha.

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 01:37 AM

8. A limo followed by six black SUVs with Secret Service officers

and a golf cart with over-stressed suspension.

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 01:54 AM

9. Is this presidential?

Is it?

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 02:01 AM

10. He's got to ruin everything, doesn't he?

Just one more thing that HAS to be about him.

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 02:16 AM

11. How "Dear Leader"-ish of him.

But if they set it up like the clip in the OP, and strung the tape about three feet higher...

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Response to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Sat Feb 15, 2020, 02:28 AM

12. What a security nightmare! I feel sorry for the SS.

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