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Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:28 PM

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Thanks for the hearts, it's very appreciated!

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Reply Happy Valentine's Day! (Original post)
TheBlackAdder Feb 14 OP
stonecutter357 Feb 14 #1
Skittles Feb 14 #2
TheBlackAdder Feb 14 #3

Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:30 PM

1. Happy Valentine's Day!

"Two times a week, my wife and I go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays."

~Red Skelton
Vincennes Lodge No. 1, Indiana

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Response to stonecutter357 (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:41 PM

2. heh

my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive

Rodney Dangerfield

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Response to Skittles (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:47 PM

3. Take my wife.

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PLEASE!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

- Henny Youngman

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