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Thu Feb 13, 2020, 08:17 PM

Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Becoming 5th Former President To Bowl Perfect 300


KEYSTONE, SD—Unveiling the updated sculpture in an official ceremony before a crowd of thousands, the National Park Service added former President Jimmy Carter to Mount Rushmore Thursday after he became the fifth former U.S. president to bowl a perfect 300 game. “Today, we honor a man who has cemented his place in history by casting his likeness on our great nation’s largest bowling memorial,” said National Park Service deputy director David Vela, echoing the feelings of shock and joy experienced across the nation after news broke that 95-year-old Carter had achieved the rare feat by bowling a strike in every frame. “It’s been over a century since we last added Theodore Roosevelt’s face to the design. Of course, Bill Clinton was close, but he was disqualified for using bumpers. But Jimmy Carter’s historic game belongs to the ages now, and only time will tell if another American leader can live up to the standard again.” At press time, the National Park Service was making plans to erect a second obelisk near the Washington Monument after President Carter reportedly scored a perfect 10.0 on his gymnastics vault routine.

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Obviously this is satire but someone should send this to the dotard. His head would probably explode.

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Thu Feb 13, 2020, 08:20 PM

1. Now that's just silly!



Funny stuff!

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Thu Feb 13, 2020, 08:22 PM

2. Hell of a man that Jimmy Carter.





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