White House Aide Inspects The President's Adderall Supply Before Tonight's State of the Union

[EarlG]

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Trump just wallows in it like a pig?

[Claritie Pixie]

20. You just gave me a great idea for a cartoon. I love it!

[CatMor]

2. I wonder if it will be enough.

[yonder]

9. Two jars in the pocket, a half one in the top dresser drawer.

Or is it a half jar in the pocket and two in the drawer?

Or is that only for tic tacs?

[CatMor]

11. I think it was either the TicTacs or ..

his orange makeup.

[blakstoneranger]

30. Funny!!

[guillaumeb]

3. What about his supply for next month? eom

[blugbox]

4. He's under there. Has to snort his way out. NT

[Newest Reality]

5. I am already ready to yawn loudly and often...

It looks like it is going...to...be...a...very...very...looonnnng...one, in that case.

[barbtries]

10. with a whole lot of sniffing.

[Newest Reality]

12. You said it!

They better have plenty of straws because he is going to wear quite a few out with that monster pile

[C3hunter]

6. Nobody can take as many drugs as he takes indefinitely

and not have health repercussions, including stroke and death. And he is old. I just keep hearing the words
reap what you sow........

[texasfiddler]

7. If it can happen to Rush by God!

[yellowdogintexas]

25. he is at least 10 years older than his actual age. Obese, bad diet, adderall and who knows

what else?

[IronLionZion]

8. Rush Limbaugh fans had no problem listening to a dude high as a kite

and they believed all his nonsense. It'll be the same with deplorables and the state of the union as he tells them Dems can't even manage a simple caucus.

[argyl]

24. When his hearing was wrecked due to his Oxy use...

I'd listen to him every now and then. He sounded like he was inhaling helium. It was hilarious.

Fucking hypocrite. He had some really nasty things to say about the drug use of Kurt Cobain, Jerry Garcia, and Waylon Jennings. After they were dead of course.

[usaf-vet]

13. That will handle him for maybe the first 15-20 minutes or say 40 lies max.

Hopefully, the Democrats don't just sit there have to listen to his lies.

A few YOU LIE comments from the Dems would start to balance the insult to Obama.

[colorado_ufo]

14. We could create a drinking game.:

A shot for every sniff! Or, maybe we could start a pool and bet how many sniffs per minute.

[Saviolo]

15. A shot every sniff?

That is a very short journey to the emergency room with alcohol poisoning.

[colorado_ufo]

19. You are right!

Let's go with a pool instead! I say 2 sniffs per minute.

[PatrynXX]

16. I suffer from ADD. I'd rather not make light of it

No matter how big of a prick he is. They almost had me on it. So who's not paying attention now?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

28. I have adhd too

And for people with adhd it's nessesary. My freinds know if I missed taking my Adderall even when I haven't told them I forgot my meds. They can tell the difference. I get really intense emotionally, I have anxiety for no reason.and worse.

The drug really helps me function. Been on the same dose for decades . And when I take it I get relaxed and feel calmer.

People who abuse Adderall piss me off..fuck you trump you are an addicted sociopath not someone with ADHD...however the joke made me laugh.

[radical noodle]

17. OMG... love it!

[Grasswire2]

18. George Conway has hinted that Trump has graduated to percocet.

Today I read the experience of a nurse who became addicted to percocet after one week of rx. She talks about how it made her feel strong and competent and empowered. (Before it dragged her into a dark, dark world of filching worse and worse drugs to maintain that feeling.)

It is criminal that no one will intercede in this for his own welfare.

[magicarpet]

21. trDump's medical team,...

.... stuffs his all sinuses cavities full of Adderall powder. It is kind of like when a chipmunk stuffs extra peanuts and balloons up its cheeks.

Then when he needs a pick me up he just snorts deeply and it slowly drains the Adderall during his SOTU or one of his Nazi Rallies.

[NCLefty]

22. Fake news. He doesn't employ African-American aides.

[Skittles]

23. STOP IT EARLG

YER KILLING ME

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. Good one

[I_UndergroundPanther]

27. Haha haaah!

[Karadeniz]

29. Thanks...big laughter here!❤

[MontanaMama]

31. Yes! This.