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Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:12 PM

RUDE PUNDIT: If You Defend Trump, You're Not Just Defending a Criminal. You're Enabling an Idiot.

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if you're a Trump defender, whether one of his scum voters or a craven congressional worm, you're obviously comfortable with having a fucking criminal lead you because it makes you feel big and important. You're a failure of a human being, but fuck it. You gave up giving a shit when it turned out the Negro president was actually good at his job so you had to ignore reality and disappear into the Fox "news" matrix to survive. Now you're just a vessel getting pumped with a fantasy that comforts you and bears no relationship to the actual world.

And that means ignoring the blatant, pathetic, obvious truth that Donald Trump is not just a fucking criminal. He's a fucking dolt. He proves that every single time he opens that reverse garbage disposal of a mouth. Your mighty president really said this last night at his Rally of the Narrow-Eyed Dumbfucks in Milwaukee:

"I'm also approving new dishwashers that give you more water, so you can actually wash and rinse your dishes without having to do it. Ten times, four: five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Anybody have a new dishwasher? Iím sorry for that. Iím sorry for that. Itís worthless! They give you so little water. You ever see it? Air comes out, so little water. So what happens? You end up using it 10 times, and the plates, then you take them out and do them the old-fashioned way, right? But what do you do? Youíre spending 10 times for the electricity, right? So Iím putting the water back. Most places have so much water they donít know what the hell to do with it. A lot of people donít realize that. So dishwashers, now, youíre going to have just as much as youíve ever had, and youíre going to use now one shot, your dishes are going to be beautiful."

Let's pause here for two things. First, new dishwashers are fucking amazing and anyone who doesn't know that is so out of touch it's ridiculous. Yeah, it takes a little longer. Fuck you if that's a problem. Have a drink and chill. If you're complaining about dishwashers, you're sucking Koch brother cock because, of course, those oil-filthy sons of bitches don't want anything that's energy efficient.

And, second, listen to the crowd actually cheer for this bulbous dickhead as he rants about dishwashers and toilets. He's blatantly lying and exaggerating, but the coprophagic yahoos gobble this shit like it's falling from crucified Christ's dead asshole. That's the point, right? To make sure that everyone goes along with his stupid. To reveal just how decadently dumb the country is.

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The Rude Rest:
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2020/01/reminder-if-you-defend-trump-youre-not.html

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Reply RUDE PUNDIT: If You Defend Trump, You're Not Just Defending a Criminal. You're Enabling an Idiot. (Original post)
kpete Jan 16 OP
The Wielding Truth Jan 16 #1
guillaumeb Jan 16 #2
Ohiogal Jan 16 #3
Sugar Smack Jan 16 #4
SCVDem Jan 16 #5
world wide wally Jan 16 #6
smirkymonkey Jan 16 #14
saidsimplesimon Jan 16 #17
lagomorph777 Jan 16 #7
MFGsunny Jan 16 #8
ChubbyStar Jan 16 #10
MFGsunny Jan 16 #12
IronLionZion Jan 16 #9
Traildogbob Jan 16 #11
SKKY Jan 16 #13
DinahMoeHum Jan 16 #15
dalton99a Jan 16 #16

Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:15 PM

1. Yep. 100%

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:15 PM

2. Trump is a circus performer,

performing for idiots and thieves, and we are all locked in the circus tent.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:18 PM

3. This article

is 100% true

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 01:20 PM

4. Has he washed a dish in his LIFE?? No, nor did he

ever load a dishwasher. These are assumptions, of course, but likely safe ones.

I love the Rude Pundit.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:19 PM

5. Let's send him to the grocery store.

 

Self checkout of course!

Show us your "best mind"!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:23 PM

6. I dare to go out on a limb and say that only the criminally insane flush a toilet 15 times

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Response to world wide wally (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 04:05 PM

14. Or the severely fecally impacted who have finally managed to

expel their monthly colonic buildup of fried food and other junk.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #14)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 04:15 PM

17. Excellent comment, thank you

Next time he shows up at Walter Reed or other medical facility, perhaps they will have a padded room and restraints available.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:27 PM

7. "coprophagic yahoos" - new name for the Despicables.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:28 PM

8. Had me at coprophagic.

Perfect Pundit.

Perfectly Rude.

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Response to MFGsunny (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:34 PM

10. I LOVE the use of the word CRAVEN

These people aren't just hypocrites, greedy, and LIARS, they are contemptible cowards. Craven is perfect!

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Response to ChubbyStar (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:42 PM

12. + 1

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:31 PM

9. His deplorable supporters don't even question it

they must have dishwashers and toilets at home and notice that they don't have to run it multiple times. It's all BS, but they don't even question it. They just know that liberal Muslim immigrants have ruined their lives.



Trumpster deplorables are the types who kept telling me I was stealing jobs away from Americans (born/raised US citizen) but they wouldn't even apply for the jobs I did during the worst of the recession.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:42 PM

11. 15 times?

Trump is fucking up White House plumbing trying to Flush fried chicken/burger/cake filled adult diapers down the ecological friendly People's House toilets. GOP took Down Carters solar panels, maybe they will remove water efficient toilets with gaping, massively deep holes under an out house to accommodate his diapers. Out house holes deep as trump towers are high.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 03:57 PM

13. RUDE PUNDIT: If You Defend Trump, You're Not Just Enabling a Criminal. You're Defending an Idiot.

There, I fixed it.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 04:06 PM

15. "Coprophagic" means "Shit-Eating"

FYG

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 04:13 PM

16. Beautifully said.

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