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Wed Jan 15, 2020, 08:50 AM

Tearing you a new one every day of the week. . . . Please come CAPTION A.G. Bill Barr!!




Bill (from Miles Standish to Dirty Harry to me) Barr is saying: "The Justice Department has decided to avoid all the problems of the recent past by not investigating any presidential campaigns. . . . That doesn't mean foreign countries should feel emboldened to try to interfere in our elections, but say if Russia wanted to give a ton of dirty money to someone and spread questionable information about his rivals, we might consider opening an inquiry. . . . But then again, who knows?"






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Above CAPTION based on the following story at AlterNet:

https://www.alternet.org/2020/01/ag-bill-barr-there-will-be-no-future-counter-intel-investigations-into-presidential-campaigns-without-my-approval/

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Reply Tearing you a new one every day of the week. . . . Please come CAPTION A.G. Bill Barr!! (Original post)
skip fox Jan 15 OP
Snarkoleptic Jan 15 #1
Cartaphelius Jan 15 #4
Snarkoleptic Jan 15 #10
underpants Jan 15 #2
underpants Jan 15 #3
skip fox Jan 15 #5
Johonny Jan 15 #6
skip fox Jan 15 #7
skip fox Jan 15 #8
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 15 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 08:56 AM

1. "...a little light treason."

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 09:17 AM

4. You have known for

the last three years Trump is a crook. But all you do is whine.
Trump learned long ago you ain't going to anything so he keeps
doing whatever he and his friends wants done, while you just
pay for the whole thing and refuse to change the channel.

Who is the idiot? The moron stealing the country blind and putting
our freedom at risk? Or the idiots that talk, talk, and talk endlessly
about the moron that continues on without a comma?

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Response to Cartaphelius (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 11:41 PM

10. Poor assumption on your part.

I'm a Precinct Committee Chairman in a red, trending purple county.
I organize, register voters, phone bank, canvass neighborhoods, circulate petitions, mail postcards, and place yard signs (with property owner permission, of course).

What amazing things do you do, other than make wild guesses about my activity?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 09:05 AM

2. Also, here's what we got from our investigating the investigators


Nada nerts nothin’

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 09:07 AM

3. Russia I know you're listening. Can you change my DOJ computer log-in...

from Clownp___syfart*4 to something else?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 10:23 AM

5. Barr continues:

"The way I do it? . . . The way I do it, Senator, is this: if it's on the spoon, so to speak, I don't look, I don't think, I don't smell, and I don't taste. I just gulp it down and say it's good."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 10:25 AM

6. Let me be clear, if Hillary Clinton again hacks her own emails on a Ukrainian sever

owned by Hunter Biden in an disperate attempt to transfer yellow cake Uranium from Benghazi to Iran as part of a sweet heart five billion dollar giveaway meant as an effort to illegally ask the FISA courts for unprecedented surveillance of Donald Trump's campaign that lead to his huge electoral college victory, a campaign I might add that I've personally looked into and found no collusion on each and every page of the Mueller's reports, which I guarantee you I've read so you don't have to, then I want the American people to know that I will personally okay that investigation. We cannot have foreign powers like Hillar Clinton interfering in our election process. Never again, on my watch is my motto!

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Response to Johonny (Reply #6)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 10:30 AM

7. Shotgun Satire, a new genre!

(Actually it's quite old but you're bringing it up to date, esp. with the first half of your post.)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 01:26 PM

8. Barr is saying:

"What can I tell you? My favorite philosopher was Alfred E. Newman."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 01:37 PM

9. "What the fuck do I care? We're Gawd's chosen."

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