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Tue Jan 14, 2020, 01:05 PM

Imagine being in Susan Collins' family:

Yes dear. I am troubled and deeply concerned that you went to the motel with that man and Im undecided as to whether I would admonish you not to exhibit that untoward behavior again or should I send a sternly-worded letter to your mother in order that she might adjudicate appropriate restrictions upon your ways and means of transportation and conveyance.

Later:
I must admit that Im both surprised and shocked that you now exhibit anger toward your parent. Just because you are forty-two years old does not mean that you are not morally responsible to your family. You dont want to be a hand towel in a public rest room dear.

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PCIntern Jan 14 OP
dewsgirl Jan 14 #1
Midnightwalk Jan 14 #2
Pacifist Patriot Jan 14 #4
SWBTATTReg Jan 14 #3
PCIntern Jan 14 #5

Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 01:10 PM

1. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it.

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 01:46 PM

2. Great idea but better as a children's book

Maxs mom was very concerned

Max threw a rock at a singing bird. Now now max Im very concerned.

Max teased the dog and chased the cat. Now now max I dont know about that.

Max beat up a kid and made him cry. Now now max she said with a sigh.

And so on.

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Response to Midnightwalk (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 02:29 PM

4. Spoken into the right ear, that could end up on a book store shelf next to...

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Response to PCIntern (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 02:16 PM

3. How spot on this is. I've heard so many 'concerns', etc. on her part that I don't even listen ...

to her anymore, because her actions belie what she says (don't match)...a hypocrite if there ever was one...

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Response to SWBTATTReg (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 05:38 PM

5. Insubordinate..and churlish. Nt

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