The one where Donald Trump had a book bag...

Some good reading on the way down.

You must be a democratic voter if you do not know THAT!

... when the announcement is made that everybody must bail, but there are only three parachutes. Jimmy Carter states " Ah, as the President of the United States, must take one...", grabs a chute and bails. Henry Kissinger goes:"I, as ve most brilliant person in ze world, cannot leave it in its current state", grabs and jumps. Now the priest says to the hippie: "Son, I have always lives close to the Lord, why don't you tale the last one." The hippie goes: " chill, man, there are enough parachutes for the both of us." The priest: "jump, son, before it is too late" The hippie: "Dude, the most brillianr man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!"

He'd have put on the parachute, grabbed the kid and told her to hold on tight, and jumped. The parachute could handle that. And, honestly, I don't think Trump even has the balls to jump out of a plane, even one that's going down.

You beat me to it!

The MAGAT’s are confused because they don’t have a clue what a book bag is.