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Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:03 AM

The one where Donald Trump had a book bag...



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Reply The one where Donald Trump had a book bag... (Original post)
Soph0571 Jan 2020 OP
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empedocles Jan 2020 #1
Wounded Bear Jan 2020 #2
Moostache Jan 2020 #9
JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2020 #3
wendyb-NC Jan 2020 #4
Scarsdale Jan 2020 #8
GetRidOfThem Jan 2020 #5
Fla Dem Jan 2020 #6
smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #7
GoCubsGo Jan 2020 #10
Talitha Jan 2020 #11
Blue Owl Jan 2020 #12
lunatica Jan 2020 #14
lunatica Jan 2020 #13
Doreen Jan 2020 #15

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:10 AM

1. .

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:13 AM

2. Some jokes you just wish could come true in real life...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 09:59 AM

9. Amen (n/t)

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:14 AM

3. Pull the ripcord, out pops a flurry of pages from The Audacity of Hope.

Some good reading on the way down.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:17 AM

4. Wouldn't that be an exciting thing for a stable genius to do.

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Response to wendyb-NC (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 09:48 AM

8. That is spelled "Jenius"

You must be a democratic voter if you do not know THAT!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 07:56 AM

5. so Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, a hippie, and a priest are aboard an aircraft...

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... when the announcement is made that everybody must bail, but there are only three parachutes. Jimmy Carter states " Ah, as the President of the United States, must take one...", grabs a chute and bails. Henry Kissinger goes:"I, as ve most brilliant person in ze world, cannot leave it in its current state", grabs and jumps. Now the priest says to the hippie: "Son, I have always lives close to the Lord, why don't you tale the last one." The hippie goes: " chill, man, there are enough parachutes for the both of us." The priest: "jump, son, before it is too late" The hippie: "Dude, the most brillianr man in the world just jumped out with my backpack!"

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 09:10 AM

6. LOl! Great way to start my morning!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 09:29 AM

7. If only!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 10:49 AM

10. With one chute. Obama would've grabbed the kid and gone tandem.

He'd have put on the parachute, grabbed the kid and told her to hold on tight, and jumped. The parachute could handle that. And, honestly, I don't think Trump even has the balls to jump out of a plane, even one that's going down.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 11:27 AM

11. Better yet, instead of 'a little girl' - make it Greta Thunberg.

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Response to Talitha (Reply #11)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 05:32 PM

12. +1

You beat me to it!

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Response to Talitha (Reply #11)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 05:49 PM

14. Yes, all the rest of the characters have famous names.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 05:48 PM

13. Oh I wish!

The MAGATís are confused because they donít have a clue what a book bag is.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 11:00 PM

15. I love it.

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