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Sun Dec 8, 2019, 02:41 PM

This one is so good it made Bette Midler cry ...


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Reply This one is so good it made Bette Midler cry ... (Original post)
StarfishSaver Dec 8 OP
mindem Dec 8 #1
erronis Dec 8 #6
alterfurz Dec 9 #19
smirkymonkey Dec 8 #2
Mc Mike Dec 8 #14
5X Dec 8 #3
Dave in VA Dec 8 #4
Stuart G Dec 8 #5
erronis Dec 8 #7
soldierant Dec 8 #8
ProudProgressiveNow Dec 8 #9
Karadeniz Dec 8 #10
Generic Other Dec 8 #11
B Stieg Dec 8 #12
Dem2theMax Dec 8 #13
Hermit-The-Prog Dec 9 #16
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Dem2theMax Dec 9 #22
Blue Owl Dec 8 #15
3Hotdogs Dec 9 #17
llmart Dec 9 #18
3Hotdogs Dec 9 #20
llmart Dec 9 #24
BobTheSubgenius Dec 9 #21
subana Dec 9 #23

Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 02:42 PM

1. I'll give it

12 flushes!

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Response to mindem (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:39 PM

6. Let that be the new Dump contest. How many flushes can you have during your executive time?

The poor boy must have a raw anus. Although it would be hard to distinguish from his frontal orifice.

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Response to erronis (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 09:42 AM

19. flushed with pride!

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 02:48 PM

2. Some sad little boy never made it past the anal stage, it appears.

Freud would have a field day with this guy.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #2)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 06:27 PM

14. He's anal expressive, and also one giant asshole.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 02:58 PM

3. He's feeling his tweeties again. n/t

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Response to 5X (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:19 PM

4. I don't believe that anyone else

wants to feel his tweeties!

And let's hope he never feels them in public!!!!



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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:31 PM

5. This is beyond the beyond...(whatever that means)

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:41 PM

7. Royal flushes - but missing all of the high cards. A donnie-deck of deuces.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:43 PM

8. No one has asked yet, but I know someone's going to need this

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:32 PM

10. Let's try to erasr this from our minds! Yuck!

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:40 PM

11. I was going to make a batch of chex party mix

Think I'll skip it for now.

YUCK.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 05:17 PM

12. Hey. I'm eating here!

Grossness illustrated.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 05:43 PM

13. They missed one little thing.

It should have said 'Donald Dump,' not Donald Trump, on the box.

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Response to Dem2theMax (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 01:06 AM

16. Donald Dump is taking a trump

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Response to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 12:42 PM

22. .

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 08:40 PM

15. Breakfast of Chumpians

n/t

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 08:07 AM

17. That's not Trump. That's an imposter.

Gut and thighs are too thin.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #17)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 08:30 AM

18. +1

Also, the toilet would have to be gold. He thinks he's too good to use just any old white toilet.

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Response to llmart (Reply #18)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 10:41 AM

20. --- any old white toilet. I am an aspiring poet. Planning on a book.

White toilet reminds me of my "Ode, While Standing At The American Standard."

"No matter how much you
Dance around, shake or prance,
The last few drops,
Still fall on your pants."

or my

"Ode To A Ketchup Bottle"

Shake, shake, shake,
De ketchup bottle,
First none'll come out,
Then a lot-'ill."

When I publish, there will be a discount for D.U. readers.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #20)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 01:36 PM

24. LOL

Can't wait for my copy.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 12:24 PM

21. Breakfast Of Chumpions.

I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 01:11 PM

23. she's right!

hahaha....that's funny!!! The color even matches the color of his face too!!

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