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Thu Nov 21, 2019, 04:52 PM

Today's Impeachment Haiku


Eric Swalwell Reads
News Implicating Nunes
In This Scandal. Boom.




Nunes Fact Witness?
Damn. That's Fucking Huge. Nunes
Shows Frowns, Then Walks Out


Please feel free to add more.

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berni_mccoy Nov 21 OP
dweller Nov 21 #1
berni_mccoy Nov 21 #3
dweller Nov 21 #6
berni_mccoy Nov 21 #9
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 21 #2
berni_mccoy Nov 21 #4
MontanaMama Nov 21 #5
MFGsunny Nov 21 #7
MontanaMama Nov 21 #11
MLAA Nov 21 #8
The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 21 #10
MontanaMama Nov 21 #12
panader0 Nov 21 #13

Response to berni_mccoy (Original post)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:01 PM

1. drop Is in 2nd Haiku

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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:05 PM

3. Good catch, thanks!

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Response to berni_mccoy (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:09 PM

6. put the A back !



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Response to dweller (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:23 PM

9. LOL, I count 5...

You're talking about "Nunes Fact Witness?"

2 1 2

correct?

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Response to berni_mccoy (Original post)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:04 PM

2. OK.

Devin Nunes milks
Conspiracies and stories.
His moos mean nothing.

Gym Jordan's jacket
Does not want him to wear it;
His jock hides also.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:05 PM

4. lol Brilliant!

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Response to berni_mccoy (Original post)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:08 PM

5. Here's my unsophisticated poem...

Last edited Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:59 PM - Edit history (2)

Devin Nunes is a jerk
Gymbo adds his nasty twerk
Castor didn't earn his keep
Elise Stefanik is a creep.
Fuck these people.


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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:12 PM

7. Good one. Did you really mean Castro from TX or Castor the repukes' lawyer? n/t

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Response to MFGsunny (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:57 PM

11. OMG!!

Damn autocorrect on my phone...thank you. Edited.

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:13 PM

8. Beautiful!

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Response to berni_mccoy (Original post)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 05:33 PM

10. There once was a bovine named Devin

Whose lies were turned up to eleven.
He bellowed and mooed
All nasty and rude
And the GOPers were in seventh heaven.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 06:04 PM

12. Well done!!!

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 21, 2019, 06:18 PM

13. Good one

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