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What happened to Gym's eye? (Original Post) catbyte Nov 2019 OP
Cat bite? lol Beringia Nov 2019 #1
it is a love bite ... from one of those college wrestlers. trueblue2007 Nov 2019 #17
Classy. cwydro Nov 2019 #28
slipped in the shower ? dweller Nov 2019 #2
Was he picking up the soap? Arkansas Granny Nov 2019 #4
That was my first guess gratuitous Nov 2019 #25
Punched himself out, apparently. C_U_L8R Nov 2019 #3
3 days ago it was worse... check this out budkin Nov 2019 #5
jabbed himself with mascara wand !!!! Jimmy is really Jane in drag. trueblue2007 Nov 2019 #18
That sounds like an excuse leftieNanner Nov 2019 #31
He been yesphan Nov 2019 #6
Trump did it! imanamerican63 Nov 2019 #7
Rake!! gibraltar72 Nov 2019 #8
Like this? csziggy Nov 2019 #34
He banged his head on his desk trying to lunatica Nov 2019 #9
I ilke that bdamomma Nov 2019 #26
republican counsel punched him gopiscrap Nov 2019 #10
I threw a nerf ball at him yesterday when he was on my TV and I got a GemDigger Nov 2019 #11
He walked into a revolving door.... OnDoutside Nov 2019 #12
Ran into a parent Corgigal Nov 2019 #13
Friction burn mindem Nov 2019 #14
Bumped into NUNES in SHITLER's rectum, too easy!1 UTUSN Nov 2019 #15
I'm hoping it was Rand Paul's neighbor lame54 Nov 2019 #16
Stud cut! Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2019 #19
Not enough. Alpeduez21 Nov 2019 #20
I walked into a pillar in a hotel (was looking at my phone, stupidly) dawg day Nov 2019 #21
He can't seem to cover that bald spot, either. kskiska Nov 2019 #22
Biden punched him out in the hall... Sancho Nov 2019 #23
His wife whacked him for being a jacket-off in front of the nation. madinmaryland Nov 2019 #24
Thank you for being one of the few who doesn't make some kind of gay reference. cwydro Nov 2019 #27
... madinmaryland Nov 2019 #32
I'll go with edhopper Nov 2019 #29
I didn't touch the jerk. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #30
His wife finally connected with a right hook. nt Blue_true Nov 2019 #33

leftieNanner

(14,997 posts)
31. That sounds like an excuse
Wed Nov 20, 2019, 08:16 PM
Nov 2019

from someone who has been punched in the eye!

Many years ago, before I understood what it meant, I worked with a woman who frequently came to work with fat lips or a black eye. This was one of her excuses. Years later, when I figured it out, I had to send a prayer in her direction.

Nobody walks into doors at night. And I'm old enough to have a short term bladder to know what it's like to get up in the dark.

Somebody hit him. IMHO

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)
13. Ran into a parent
Wed Nov 20, 2019, 05:37 PM
Nov 2019

of a student athlete?

Just....wondering. Hey, where was Paul Rands neighbor? Love that guy.

dawg day

(7,947 posts)
21. I walked into a pillar in a hotel (was looking at my phone, stupidly)
Wed Nov 20, 2019, 07:44 PM
Nov 2019

and got a cut just like that. There was a nurse in the lobby, and she put a butterfly bandage on it, and I didn't need stitches. But it was just that kind of broken slash. No scar, fortunately. I did have a bit of a black eye a couple days later.

 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
27. Thank you for being one of the few who doesn't make some kind of gay reference.
Wed Nov 20, 2019, 08:14 PM
Nov 2019

Ugh on this thread.

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