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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFull Trump Transcript Includes 37 Pages Of Confused President Mashing Fingers Against Dial Pad
While Ukrainian President Tries To SpeakWASHINGTONShedding light on what exactly transpired between the U.S. president and Ukraine during a mysterious April call, a transcript released Friday includes 37 pages of a confused Donald Trump mashing his fingers against his phones dial pad while President Volodymyr Zelensky tries to speak. According to the released call logs, President Trump responded to Zelenskys appeals for further cooperation between the two countries by hitting nine and then star 30 times in a row while yelling Ukraine! into the phone. This was reportedly followed by an eight-minute exchange where the president repeatedly held down the entire keypad in an attempt to hang up the phone. In addition, several pages of the transcript document noted rapid fire dialing as Trump muttered about not knowing how to spell Ukraine with numbers. At press time, legal analysts going over the call were expressing the most interest in the final five minutes, where President Trump attempts to order a meat lovers pizza and cinnamon sticks from Dominos before launching into a six-minute diatribe about how someone with President Zelenskys thick accent shouldnt be working at a pizza place.
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Full Trump Transcript Includes 37 Pages Of Confused President Mashing Fingers Against Dial Pad (Original Post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
Nov 2019
OP
He is an ignorant ass that isnt qualified to run the night shift at the local 7-11
Eliot Rosewater
Nov 2019
#2
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)1. I read half of thinking it was real, got me again,The Onion.
Bayard
(22,035 posts)3. Same here!
Unbelievable that its so believable.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,105 posts)4. Who can tell anymore?
Half of the real stuff feels like it comes from the Onion.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)10. IKR!
Eliot Rosewater
(31,109 posts)2. He is an ignorant ass that isnt qualified to run the night shift at the local 7-11
I mean that sincerely, he would be fired the first day.
He knows nothing, and I mean nothing about anything in the world.
NOTHING
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,305 posts)5. a callous on those tiny hands would send him to a doctor
AncientGeezer
(2,146 posts)6. It's the Onion...satire
Eliot Rosewater
(31,109 posts)8. Could just as easily not be
Response to Eliot Rosewater (Reply #8)
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Eliot Rosewater
(31,109 posts)12. Is this a contest? Are you trying to insult me?
AncientGeezer
(2,146 posts)7. Love the Onion....