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Fri Nov 8, 2019, 08:03 PM

Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg upended the 2020 Presidential race on Friday by offering Donald J. Trump ten billion dollars to leave the White House by the end of the day.

“I will deposit ten billion dollars into your account in Moscow, Riyadh, or wherever you do your banking these days,” Bloomberg announced. “All you have to do is go.”

In addition to the ten-billion-dollar offer, Bloomberg told Trump that he would cover the moving expenses of Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Kellyanne Conway, and any other associates “that you haven’t already gotten rid of.”

On Capitol Hill, congressional Democrats expressed sadness that Bloomberg’s offer, if successful, would eliminate the need for impeachment, which many of them had been looking forward to.

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Reply Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day (Original post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Friday OP
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LakeArenal Friday #2
Ilsa Friday #3

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Fri Nov 8, 2019, 08:11 PM

1. Somebody's been watching Bill Maher

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Fri Nov 8, 2019, 08:58 PM

2. Nope. Putin will reject that offer.

Maybe if he offered Putin the money...

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Fri Nov 8, 2019, 09:03 PM

3. I was hoping this was real.

Trump walks out on all of his gop worshippers, leaving them to deal with a dead party, ruined careers, and maggats pissed that their dear leader abandoned them.

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