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Thu Oct 31, 2019, 10:06 AM

I may have fractured L4/L5 vertebrae, popped something in both armpits, and given myself a hernia.

I happened o be walking by the TV when Kevin McCarthy was giving a speech to the House of Representatives.

Some kind of evil spirit invaded my body, and I involuntarily thrust my hips at the TV and bent my body backwards a full 90 degrees while thrusting both middle fingers toward the ceiling and trying to scream something that sounded like FUUUUUUUUUU........

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Reply I may have fractured L4/L5 vertebrae, popped something in both armpits, and given myself a hernia. (Original post)
LuckyCharms Oct 31 OP
TruckFump Oct 31 #1
LakeArenal Oct 31 #2
denbot Oct 31 #3

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 10:09 AM

1. Was the evil spirit wearing a jacket in the House for the first time?

That could be Clue #1!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 10:12 AM

2. And you call yourself "Lucky Charms".....

Well, please save all the luck you can store for 2020. 🤞🏼🍀😉

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 10:13 AM

3. Opt out of the pea soup for lunch.

Trust me on this one..

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