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Wed Oct 30, 2019, 09:22 PM

Trump Mortified After World Series Crowd Starts Booing, Chanting 'Lock Him Up' At Melania

WASHINGTON—As a chorus of jeers began to fill Nationals Park during Game Five of the World Series, President Donald Trump was reportedly mortified Sunday after the crowd started chanting “Lock him up!” at first lady Melania Trump.

“Why would they do that? It’s so mean,” said Trump, adding that when they stood up in their box seats to wave, the crowd began viciously booing Melania, an act he claimed was extremely disrespectful to the office of the first lady, especially since he was pretty sure she hadn’t done anything illegal.

“Listen, there are plenty of things about Melania that I don’t like. I’ve definitely thought about replacing her. Heck, I got caught up in the chant for a little bit there too. But she should be able to attend a baseball game in peace. Someone even pulled out a sign that said ‘Impeach Trump,’ which is silly, because I don’t think she can be impeached. Overall, we were incredibly embarrassed for Melania, but she was able to put on a brave face. I went over to console her and she didn’t seem bothered by it at all.”

At press time, Trump kicked himself for being foolish after realizing that the crowd was probably booing Senator David Perdue (R-GA) for his unpopular agricultural policies.

https://politics.theonion.com/trump-mortified-after-world-series-crowd-starts-booing-1839417630

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Reply Trump Mortified After World Series Crowd Starts Booing, Chanting 'Lock Him Up' At Melania (Original post)
Zorro Oct 30 OP
Chin music Oct 30 #1
gratuitous Oct 30 #2
babylonsister Oct 30 #3
Sugar Smack Oct 30 #4
Scarsdale Oct 30 #5
keithbvadu2 Oct 30 #9
More_Cowbell Oct 31 #12
lunatica Oct 31 #14
rusty quoin Oct 31 #13
keithbvadu2 Oct 30 #6
blogslut Oct 30 #7
SergeStorms Oct 30 #8
Dem2theMax Oct 31 #10
burrowowl Oct 31 #11

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 09:31 PM

2. Oh noes Donnie! "It's so mean!"

Khizr Khan would like a word . . .

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 09:42 PM

3. "Listen, there are plenty of things about Melania that I don't like....

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 09:45 PM

4. I swear I didn't know this was the Onion.

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Response to Sugar Smack (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 10:38 PM

5. How would anyone know

if she was upset? Her face has been lifted, Botoxed, re-arranged, there is no expression on it. It is just like a mask, except the eyes keep slanting upwards more after "kidney surgery".

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 11:23 PM

9. She can smile a little bit when she wants to or on cue if she has to.

She can smile a little bit when she wants to or on cue if she has to.



Smile on cue.
Notice that he quit smiling before she did.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:22 AM

12. I'm convinced that he was smiling at Ivanka, behind Melania

I've always thought that.

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Response to More_Cowbell (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 02:17 AM

14. I always thought he blew a kiss to Ivanka and Melania saw it of course

On wider shots you can see Ivanka peering around Melania to look at him and she does a brow lift and smile which shows he was looking at her. Melania saw it and suddenly quit smiling.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:31 AM

13. What a face of complete do what I say or else.

He gets that from Putin. How about that. She gets her orders from a guy who gets his orders from Putin or else.

No one could help destroy NATO for Putin other than Trump.

I gotta fuck you to those who voted for him. You undid everything post WWII.

Nice people you are not.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 11:14 PM

6. Oh, you Onion, you!

Oh, you Onion, you!

You take sarcasm, satire, and irony so close to the truth that it provides shadow over the red line.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 11:18 PM

7. (*_*)

you got me

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Oct 30, 2019, 11:22 PM

8. Ya' had me for a second there.

Then I looked at the link. I knew it had to be Borowitz or The Onion.

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Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:10 AM

10. Ya got me!

Well, for the first two paragraphs anyway. Then I looked at the source. Truth is stranger than fiction these days, so you never know.

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Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:12 AM

11. K&R

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