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Mon Oct 28, 2019, 03:01 AM

The REAL reason Trump didn't get to throw out the first pitch

Baseball has a very long memory. If Donald Fucking Trump would have walked onto the diamond in front of 42,000 people who don't like him, the field would have looked like they were selling beer for ten cents a cup by the time the riot had been broken up.

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Reply The REAL reason Trump didn't get to throw out the first pitch (Original post)
jmowreader Oct 2019 OP
sop Oct 2019 #1
Trenzalore Oct 2019 #9
MiniMe Oct 2019 #10
blugbox Oct 2019 #14
BigOleDummy Oct 2019 #2
CaptYossarian Oct 2019 #5
ExciteBike66 Oct 2019 #3
trusty elf Oct 2019 #4
NCLefty Oct 2019 #6
milestogo Oct 2019 #7
importDavid Oct 2019 #8
Jakes Progress Oct 2019 #11
TheBlackAdder Oct 2019 #12
TeamPooka Oct 2019 #13
blugbox Oct 2019 #15
Still In Wisconsin Oct 2019 #16
GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2019 #17
IcyPeas Oct 2019 #18

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 03:54 AM

1. Trump couldn't throw a pitch from the pitcher's mound to home plate in his dreams

The humiliation of throwing the ball into the dirt ten feet from the mound would have been more than Trump could stand.

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Response to sop (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 08:41 AM

9. That was my theory

He is delusional about people loving him. The idea he was going to be booed wouldn't cross his mind.

He does know that he is an obese 70+ year old that cannot throw a baseball though.

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Response to sop (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 11:09 AM

10. I agree, I figured that he just couldn't throw

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Response to sop (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:06 PM

14. Correct. It would shatter his illusion of being the "alpha male" "best at everything"

That his worshipers feed back onto themselves because he is their "strong leader"

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 04:49 AM

2. Well actually

Actually MY first thought was that he couldn't hold the ball in his tiny little hands OR throw it from mound to plate but the mental image you gave me of thousands of beers being thrown .lol. Oh, wouldn't that fun to watch

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Response to BigOleDummy (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 06:51 AM

5. His "Made in China" tie would've been soaked.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 05:25 AM

3. According to the White House press office...

Trump didn't want to hurt the catcher's hand with his 101mph fastball. Only Kim Jong Un has hands large enough to play Trump's catcher...

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 05:47 AM

4. ...

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 07:06 AM

6. It's because he's too fat and old to do it well.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 07:09 AM

7. They could have let him throw paper towels.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 08:38 AM

8. It would have taken the rest of the night...

It would have taken the rest of the night to clean up the mess from all the bottles/cans/trash thrown onto the field all around him.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 11:57 AM

11. Fingers too small to hold baseball.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:01 PM

12. People like Trump are the reasons why staduims serve beer in plastic cups instead of bottles.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:04 PM

13. The way he remembers it this morning, he threw out the first pitch and everybody cheered for him all

The way he remembers it this morning, he threw out the first pitch and everybody cheered for him all game long

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Response to TeamPooka (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:09 PM

15. Nat's pitcher came up to him crying and begged,

"Please, Sir, teach me to pitch with such power and grace!"

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:12 PM

16. He would have bounced it... then on Twitter he would have claimed it was a 98 mph fastball. n/t

 

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 12:16 PM

17. Maybe he was afraid someone would take a shot at him

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 01:36 PM

18. he supposedly wears a bullet proof vest. /nt

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