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Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:16 PM

 

Just Say No . . . to Socilism:



I swear you just can't make this shit up! Belongs next to the 'Get a Brain Morans' series, imo.

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Reply Just Say No . . . to Socilism: (Original post)
coalition_unwilling Sep 2012 OP
NightWatcher Sep 2012 #1
Iris Sep 2012 #56
Cleita Sep 2012 #2
DeSwiss Sep 2012 #23
TahitiNut Sep 2012 #30
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #31
TahitiNut Sep 2012 #47
Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #49
DeSwiss Sep 2012 #42
xtraxritical Sep 2012 #35
DeSwiss Sep 2012 #40
coalition_unwilling Sep 2012 #39
DeSwiss Sep 2012 #43
Cleita Sep 2012 #44
Oilwellian Sep 2012 #48
Cleita Sep 2012 #60
mick063 Sep 2012 #3
freshwest Sep 2012 #4
MrScorpio Sep 2012 #5
Permanut Sep 2012 #6
Comrade_McKenzie Sep 2012 #7
xtraxritical Sep 2012 #36
flvegan Sep 2012 #8
coalition_unwilling Sep 2012 #41
riderinthestorm Sep 2012 #9
jimlup Sep 2012 #10
HughBeaumont Sep 2012 #11
rbrnmw Sep 2012 #12
Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2012 #13
Chorophyll Sep 2012 #14
rbrnmw Sep 2012 #15
Skittles Sep 2012 #16
hay rick Sep 2012 #17
SammyWinstonJack Sep 2012 #59
DavidDvorkin Sep 2012 #18
BarackTheVote Sep 2012 #32
calimary Sep 2012 #34
ElboRuum Sep 2012 #19
Iris Sep 2012 #57
ElboRuum Sep 2012 #20
ejbr Sep 2012 #21
Jamastiene Sep 2012 #22
Octafish Sep 2012 #24
flamingdem Sep 2012 #25
tomm2thumbs Sep 2012 #26
magic59 Sep 2012 #27
WillyT Sep 2012 #28
_Liann_ Sep 2012 #29
chknltl Sep 2012 #33
progressoid Sep 2012 #37
entanglement Sep 2012 #38
Bucky Sep 2012 #45
cascadiance Sep 2012 #46
malaise Sep 2012 #50
sabrina 1 Sep 2012 #51
JHB Sep 2012 #52
surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #53
Initech Sep 2012 #54
LittlestStar Sep 2012 #55
AZ Progressive Sep 2012 #58

Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:17 PM

1. say YES to free socialized college (and/or mental health care)

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:19 PM

56. Your second thought was my first,

I really question the mental health of some of these people. At best, there must be some sort of developmental delay or impairment.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:19 PM

2. Somebody should compile a video of those. n/t

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Response to Cleita (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:27 PM

23. Ask.....

 

...and it shall be given.








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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #23)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:21 PM

30. It explains why they rely on "common cents" ... having little else.

I wonder what they'll do when they realize that's "commonism."

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Response to TahitiNut (Reply #30)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:31 PM

31. Actually, they suffer from common scents.

 

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #31)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 11:44 AM

47. I stink you're right.

Actually, I think and you're left but I regress.



I've enjoyed malapropisms, spoonerisms, and all such word play since I first read Benchley when I was a pre-teen. That's when I fell in love with libraries and dreamt of reading every book in there. (I'm still working on that.)

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Response to TahitiNut (Reply #47)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:18 PM

49. We used to have the folks from alt.humor.puns drift in.

 

So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight. Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know. He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful with him. He is hard of herring....

that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could have been a sturgeon.

I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?

listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with BAITed breath for your next line --

You're not the sole proprietor of these things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin Brando movie.


Personally, I don't see the porpoise.

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Response to TahitiNut (Reply #30)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:00 AM

42. I saw what you did there....

 

- Although, by the time they realize it's commonism, humanity will already be exstink.....

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #23)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:15 AM

35. Thank you DeSwiss, kicked and recommended.

 

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Response to xtraxritical (Reply #35)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:53 AM

40. De nada.

 

This one's gratis.....

''The petty right and the bumbling left find themselves unexpectedly meeting one another these days, as they navigate the craters of our bombed out economic landscape.

Were it not for the ideological war in progress (it's not a cultural war, no matter what the university pundits say, it's a capitalist state sponsored ideological war), they would probably form a powerful combined populist movement that would scare Washington right out of its silk shorts. Naturally, political strategists on both sides do everything possible to keep the rank and file from discovering the growing overlap of liberal and conservative thinking (or in some cases, nonthinking).

Not many working people on either side still believe that what is good for Wall Street is good for Main Street, or that very much trickles down from Wall Street to our level. No matter how much money we sweat for, or borrow -- or Congress borrows in our name without ever asking us -- and throw at Wall Street, the money sticks up there on the fortieth floor.

Then it disappears into that bizarro funhouse mirror of the real economy, the virtual economy -- euphemistically called banking and investment and the market. Our market system of "investment" is based upon getting in at the right moment, grabbing other people's money, then getting out fast. Which pretty much describes the key elements a bank heist.''

~Joe Bageant, From Wall Street To Skank Street

RIP - Joe Bageant, (1946-2011)



- Joe knew. He tried to tell us even as he left the stage. He tried to tell us that we have to learn to love one another. No matter how hard we think it'll be. All are ONE.......

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #23)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:52 AM

39. Thanks for both these clips, now posted and shared on my FB page - n/t

 

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Reply #39)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:09 AM

43. You're welcome!

 

- And here's a sign for the Teabillies that's spelled correctly:

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #23)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 02:34 AM

44. Oh those are great.

The music in the background is perfect. Thanks DeSwiss.

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #23)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 11:56 AM

48. I'll add my own



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Response to Oilwellian (Reply #48)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 02:34 PM

60. *facepalm*

*facepalm*

How ignorant we must look to the world. Why can't these morons use spell check? It's so easy. Run your slogan through spell check before you paint a sign and show the world what an idiot you are.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:19 PM

3. Teabillies

 

Last edited Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:20 PM - Edit history (1)

The tag is so appropriate.


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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:19 PM

4. Comrades all say 'Nyet to Socilism.' It's resistant to antibiotics, I heard.

Socialism, spelled correctly and not taken to an extreme, is okay for your health in most instances. Like Medicare, etc.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:21 PM

5. What is So-CHEE-Liz-Em, by the way? nt

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:23 PM

6. Well, I guess some of our children isn't learning. n/t

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:24 PM

7. Say yes to nationalized banks, a green economy, and cooperation over competition. nt

 

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Response to Comrade_McKenzie (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:19 AM

36. Let's not forget free higher education too. These dolts really need it!

 

All the Democratic Socialist nations are ahead of the USA in every metric for quality of life and probabilities of upward mobility. The only things the USA excels at are wasteful defense spending and weapons sales.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:24 PM

8. This sort of disrespect to South Central Illinois is somthing not to be tolerated. n/t

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Response to flvegan (Reply #8)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:58 AM

41. LMAO-Thread winner, beyond a doubt! - n/t

 

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:25 PM

9. Actually I like a little "socil" every now and then....

 

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:26 PM

10. seriously? What a moran!

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:27 PM

11. Someone take Bourbon Billy's crayons away; his kid's meal is finished.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:27 PM

12. Just Say No To Illiteracy nt

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:31 PM

13. And, Scholocism!

 

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:31 PM

14. Give him a break. He only left out one letter.

What can you expect from a guy whose president is a hugh muslin? He has no time to worry about are lanaguage.

ETA: (sic)

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:37 PM

15. How can they expect anyone to take them seriously?

When they don't even care enough to take time to spell-check. Someone in Charlotte ought to go to the Dollar Tree and buy some dictionaries to pass out to them.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 09:52 PM

16. you can just bet that somehow, some way....

someone is supporting that person

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:01 PM

17. Real ignorance is worse than just bad spelling.

Real ignorance would be the millions of people- many of them excellent spellers- who will tell you with a straight face that Obama is a socialist.

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Response to hay rick (Reply #17)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:54 PM

59. That would be my teabagger neighbor. The one who listens to glen beck and watches

fox 'news'.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:10 PM

18. Rule by Socils! That does sound frightening.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #18)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:44 PM

32. Is *that* Invisible Obama's ideology? NT

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Response to BarackTheVote (Reply #32)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:15 AM

34. Could be! And Welcome to DU!

Glad you're here! Visible as can be!



Now get to work.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:11 PM

19. I can do nothing but cast asparagus at this.

You know, how many "hey, I'm a dumb Republican fuckwit who can't spell" pictures do we need on the internet before these idiots start double checking their spelling?

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Response to ElboRuum (Reply #19)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:21 PM

57. This post just made my day!

I needed a good laugh!

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:14 PM

20. Jebuz!!11!!

"Look dude, he's not a socialist. Do you know what socialism even is? Shit, I bet you can't even spell soc... ...nevermind."

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:22 PM

21. ok, no to socilism, but yes to socialism... n/t

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:23 PM

22. ...



Good one.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:30 PM

24. Nationilize D-fence

Energy, too.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:41 PM

25. oh nooo - we have a new version of "Get a Brain Moran"

the gift that keeps on giving

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:05 PM

26. I'm a social drinker - if you are having a drink... so-cial I !!


I hope the person wearing it wasn't the one who wrote it -- definitely a badge of shame

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:07 PM

27. I think he's president of the T-Party

 

Educated by The Glenn Beck Charter School.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:09 PM

28. Isn't That A Boner Enhancement Drug ???

 




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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:12 PM

29. Socilist edujkasion is the wurst.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Mon Sep 3, 2012, 11:51 PM

33. He already said no to Edukashin.

Probably can't even 'cypher gozinta' either.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:21 AM

37. I agree. No more Socils for me.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:26 AM

38. Thou shalt not cast asparagus...

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 02:43 AM

45. Haha, that dumbass misspelled soshulism!

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:23 PM

50. That person said NO to

spelling classes

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:40 PM

51. Why does he hate the US Military?

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:50 PM

52. Well, "quality is Job 1" is not the teabagger motto...

If you're putting this out to the world as an expression of your views, but can't be bothered to put a little effort into it to check if you have it right, don't complain when you get treated like a moran.



I may have to revive my entrepreneurial idea of attending teabagger rallies with an assortment of markers, tape, correction fluid, glue, a dictionary, a hidden mike, and a bunch of hidden cameras.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 12:55 PM

53. Is that written in crayon?

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:17 PM

54. Note to Tea Party: if you're going to protest something - spell check.

Otherwise you come off looking completely stupid. Oh wait - you let a news network tell you how and what to think. Never mind.

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:19 PM

55. He should tell his 3 year old to quit writing on his clothes. nt

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Original post)

Tue Sep 4, 2012, 01:30 PM

58. Poor guy, in a socialist America he would've had proper education...

... because he would have equal tax dollars going to his school(s) when he was little, rather than depending on the funding of a poor county to pay for education. Plus, he would have been able to go to college because college would be free.

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