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Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:28 PM

Does anyone know why the HMFIC wasn't at Mr.Cummings' funeral?

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Reply Does anyone know why the HMFIC wasn't at Mr.Cummings' funeral? (Original post)
Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 OP
blm Oct 2019 #1
Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #2
lunatica Oct 2019 #5
rzemanfl Oct 2019 #11
Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #12
StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #18
EffieBlack Oct 2019 #23
rzemanfl Oct 2019 #4
blm Oct 2019 #6
rzemanfl Oct 2019 #9
yonder Oct 2019 #20
rzemanfl Oct 2019 #21
StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #24
yonder Oct 2019 #28
gratuitous Oct 2019 #3
BumRushDaShow Oct 2019 #8
malaise Oct 2019 #17
Turbineguy Oct 2019 #7
MFGsunny Oct 2019 #10
Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #13
avebury Oct 2019 #14
UniteFightBack Oct 2019 #15
FM123 Oct 2019 #16
StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #19
MurrayDelph Oct 2019 #22
UTUSN Oct 2019 #25
Jake Stern Oct 2019 #26
mahina Oct 2019 #27

Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:31 PM

1. His Majesty the Fucking Incompetent Conartist?

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Response to blm (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:35 PM

2. That's not what it stands for, but that's a good one!!

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

5. What does it stand for?

And why is it so hard to write it out?

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Response to lunatica (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:43 PM

11. A crude person like me is required to do that.

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Response to lunatica (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:44 PM

12. I didn't write it out because I was hoping to get some clever responses like blm's.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Reply #12)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:29 PM

18. Oh, come on - I dare you

And I double dare you to write out the original version.

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Response to StarfishSaver (Reply #18)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:32 PM

23. Lol

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Response to blm (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

4. Head Mother Fucker in Charge says Urban Dictionary. n/t

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:38 PM

6. Alrighty then. Why would Putin be expected to attend?

😁

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Response to blm (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:41 PM

9. No clue. n/t

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:46 PM

20. I've always heard it as HMFWIC

Head MF Whats-In-Charge. From the Army I think?

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Response to yonder (Reply #20)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 08:21 PM

21. No "W"in the OP. Urban Dictionary notes military origin. n/t

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Response to rzemanfl (Reply #21)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:37 PM

24. The military people I know pronounce it "Mifwick"

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Response to StarfishSaver (Reply #24)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 12:22 AM

28. Tanks

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

3. Because he knows that Cummings won't come to his funeral?

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:40 PM

8. I'm glad I wasn't drinking something when I saw your post.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:26 PM

17. Given that Elijah planned his funeral

I'm not sure he was wanted

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:39 PM

7. One of my colleagues used to

send packages to the company office addressed to the HMFIC.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:42 PM

10. Because the HMFIC is truly not worthy to be in Elijah Cummings' presence. Full Stop! n/t

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Response to MFGsunny (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:46 PM

13. That's for sure. Just looking for details like maybe he was told not to come.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:49 PM

14. Do you really think that Dump

would want to sit there and have to listen to Presidents Obama and Clinton and Secretary Clinton talk in front on the mourners.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:52 PM

15. Like the rest of them, he was not fucking invited. nt

 

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:53 PM

16. Idk but I imagine he was probably told by the family not to be there.

And I'm glad he wasn't. He just spreads unnecessary misery and pain everywhere he goes, like typhoid.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:30 PM

19. I'm pretty sure he wasn't invited

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:27 PM

22. Even if he'd been welcome

(which we know he wasn't)

There's no way he's doing to sit in a crowd of people who aren't there to praise him.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:45 PM

25. 'cause no reflection of his in mirrors; can't show his face in decent settings; can't perform

the duties of the office or of normal human interactions.







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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:55 PM

26. It's a damn good thing he wasn't

That SOB would have felt the need to upstage Cummings even in death.

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Response to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:59 PM

27. Because he is a coward with no shred of decency?

What do I win?

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