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Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts) Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:28 PM Oct 2019

Does anyone know why the HMFIC wasn't at Mr.Cummings' funeral?

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Does anyone know why the HMFIC wasn't at Mr.Cummings' funeral? (Original Post) Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 OP

His Majesty the Fucking Incompetent Conartist? blm Oct 2019 #1

That's not what it stands for, but that's a good one!! Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #2

What does it stand for? lunatica Oct 2019 #5

A crude person like me is required to do that. rzemanfl Oct 2019 #11

I didn't write it out because I was hoping to get some clever responses like blm's. Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #12

Oh, come on - I dare you StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #18

Lol EffieBlack Oct 2019 #23

Head Mother Fucker in Charge says Urban Dictionary. n/t rzemanfl Oct 2019 #4

Alrighty then. Why would Putin be expected to attend? blm Oct 2019 #6

No clue. n/t rzemanfl Oct 2019 #9

I've always heard it as HMFWIC yonder Oct 2019 #20

No "W"in the OP. Urban Dictionary notes military origin. n/t rzemanfl Oct 2019 #21

The military people I know pronounce it "Mifwick" StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #24

Tanks yonder Oct 2019 #28

Because he knows that Cummings won't come to his funeral? gratuitous Oct 2019 #3

I'm glad I wasn't drinking something when I saw your post. BumRushDaShow Oct 2019 #8

Given that Elijah planned his funeral malaise Oct 2019 #17

One of my colleagues used to Turbineguy Oct 2019 #7

Because the HMFIC is truly not worthy to be in Elijah Cummings' presence. Full Stop! n/t MFGsunny Oct 2019 #10

That's for sure. Just looking for details like maybe he was told not to come. Cousin Dupree Oct 2019 #13

Do you really think that Dump avebury Oct 2019 #14

Like the rest of them, he was not fucking invited. nt UniteFightBack Oct 2019 #15

Idk but I imagine he was probably told by the family not to be there. FM123 Oct 2019 #16

I'm pretty sure he wasn't invited StarfishSaver Oct 2019 #19

Even if he'd been welcome MurrayDelph Oct 2019 #22

'cause no reflection of his in mirrors; can't show his face in decent settings; can't perform UTUSN Oct 2019 #25

It's a damn good thing he wasn't Jake Stern Oct 2019 #26

Because he is a coward with no shred of decency? mahina Oct 2019 #27

blm

(113,019 posts)

1. His Majesty the Fucking Incompetent Conartist?

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:31 PM

Oct 2019

Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)

2. That's not what it stands for, but that's a good one!!

Reply to blm (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:35 PM

Oct 2019

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

5. What does it stand for?

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

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And why is it so hard to write it out?

rzemanfl

(29,554 posts)

11. A crude person like me is required to do that.

Reply to lunatica (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:43 PM

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Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)

12. I didn't write it out because I was hoping to get some clever responses like blm's.

Reply to lunatica (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:44 PM

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StarfishSaver

(18,486 posts)

18. Oh, come on - I dare you

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Reply #12)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:29 PM

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And I double dare you to write out the original version.

EffieBlack

(14,249 posts)

23. Lol

Reply to StarfishSaver (Reply #18)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:32 PM

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rzemanfl

(29,554 posts)

4. Head Mother Fucker in Charge says Urban Dictionary. n/t

Reply to blm (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

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blm

(113,019 posts)

6. Alrighty then. Why would Putin be expected to attend?

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:38 PM

Oct 2019

😁

rzemanfl

(29,554 posts)

9. No clue. n/t

Reply to blm (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:41 PM

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yonder

(9,657 posts)

20. I've always heard it as HMFWIC

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:46 PM

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Head MF Whats-In-Charge. From the Army I think?

rzemanfl

(29,554 posts)

21. No "W"in the OP. Urban Dictionary notes military origin. n/t

Reply to yonder (Reply #20)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 08:21 PM

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StarfishSaver

(18,486 posts)

24. The military people I know pronounce it "Mifwick"

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #21)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:37 PM

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yonder

(9,657 posts)

28. Tanks

Reply to StarfishSaver (Reply #24)

Sat Oct 26, 2019, 12:22 AM

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gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

3. Because he knows that Cummings won't come to his funeral?

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:36 PM

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BumRushDaShow

(128,527 posts)

8. I'm glad I wasn't drinking something when I saw your post.

Reply to gratuitous (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:40 PM

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malaise

(268,724 posts)

17. Given that Elijah planned his funeral

Reply to gratuitous (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:26 PM

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I'm not sure he was wanted

Turbineguy

(37,295 posts)

7. One of my colleagues used to

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:39 PM

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send packages to the company office addressed to the HMFIC.

MFGsunny

(2,356 posts)

10. Because the HMFIC is truly not worthy to be in Elijah Cummings' presence. Full Stop! n/t

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:42 PM

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Cousin Dupree

(1,866 posts)

13. That's for sure. Just looking for details like maybe he was told not to come.

Reply to MFGsunny (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:46 PM

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avebury

(10,951 posts)

14. Do you really think that Dump

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:49 PM

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would want to sit there and have to listen to Presidents Obama and Clinton and Secretary Clinton talk in front on the mourners.

UniteFightBack

(8,231 posts)

15. Like the rest of them, he was not fucking invited. nt

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Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:52 PM

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FM123

(10,053 posts)

16. Idk but I imagine he was probably told by the family not to be there.

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 06:53 PM

Oct 2019

And I'm glad he wasn't. He just spreads unnecessary misery and pain everywhere he goes, like typhoid.

StarfishSaver

(18,486 posts)

19. I'm pretty sure he wasn't invited

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 07:30 PM

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MurrayDelph

(5,292 posts)

22. Even if he'd been welcome

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 09:27 PM

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(which we know he wasn't)

There's no way he's doing to sit in a crowd of people who aren't there to praise him.

UTUSN

(70,651 posts)

25. 'cause no reflection of his in mirrors; can't show his face in decent settings; can't perform

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:45 PM

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the duties of the office or of normal human interactions.

Jake Stern

(3,145 posts)

26. It's a damn good thing he wasn't

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:55 PM

Oct 2019

That SOB would have felt the need to upstage Cummings even in death.

mahina

(17,625 posts)

27. Because he is a coward with no shred of decency?

Reply to Cousin Dupree (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2019, 10:59 PM

Oct 2019

What do I win?

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