"Donald Trump did not shoot someone on 5th Avenue"
NYT, Wapo: "Somebody shot someone on 5th Avenue".
White House: "Donald Trump didn't do it".
Donald Trump on Twitter: "We're looking into the Democrats who shot someone on 5th Avenue. Maybe even Obama. I think maybe it was Obama".
White house sources: "Donald Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue".
Trump: "Fake sources. Fake news".
Republicans: "They were second hand sources. They weren't there when it happened"
Congress: "Witnesses to Donald Trump shooting someone on fifth Avenue will testify".
White House Spokesperson: "Sure Donald Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue. It happens all the time".
Trump in front of a helicopter: "I had to do it. No President has ever done this before. People are very happy I shot someone on 5th Avenue. It was the best someone shot someone on 5th Avenue ever".
And...
Donald Trump remains President.
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