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Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:32 AM

I got an email this morning asking me to join the Illuminati. I feel so special...

Who wouldn't want to be part of the super secret organization that controls the world.

I imagine there is a membership fee, credit card info or other PI required...........LOL.

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Reply I got an email this morning asking me to join the Illuminati. I feel so special... (Original post)
Thomas Hurt Oct 2019 OP
Hortensis Oct 2019 #1
MontanaMama Oct 2019 #2
Thomas Hurt Oct 2019 #4
Newest Reality Oct 2019 #3
brooklynite Oct 2019 #5
FM123 Oct 2019 #6
JHB Oct 2019 #7
MagickMuffin Oct 2019 #9
gab13by13 Oct 2019 #8
GoCubsGo Oct 2019 #10
Thomas Hurt Oct 2019 #11
First Speaker Oct 2019 #12
Thomas Hurt Oct 2019 #13

Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:35 AM

1. :) Just opening it may make you...virtually immortal.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:49 AM

2. Wonder if you get some cool

Illuminati swag? T shirt, tote bag or coffee mug?

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:53 AM

4. Probably says: I joined the illuminati and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:49 AM

3. Good for you!

I am a member, myself. It's real alright.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 09:55 AM

5. No double-dipping!

If you join the Illuminati, you have to give up the George Soros payments...

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 10:22 AM

6. Wow! I can only imagine how much fun you will have pledging....

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 10:26 AM

7. The fee's only $35 on Amazon

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Response to JHB (Reply #7)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 10:31 AM

9. I have the real deal


Robert Anton Wilson had a hand in the production of this card game.

Illuminati is a standalone card game made by Steve Jackson Games (SJG), inspired by the 1975 book, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. The game has ominous secret societies competing with each other to control the world through various means, including legal, illegal, and even mystical. It was designed as a "tongue-in-cheek rather than serious" take on conspiracy theories. It contains groups named similarly to real world organizations, such as the Society for Creative Anachronism and the Symbionese Liberation Army. It can be played by two to eight players. Depending on the number of players, a game can take between one and six hours.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 10:28 AM

8. Be careful of fake Illuminattis,

The real ones will send you their decoder ring.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 10:53 AM

10. You should write back and tell them that you are already a member.

Then tell them that you'll be seeing to it that the Illuminati Police track them down and make them face the consequences for impersonating the Illuminati.

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 11:07 AM

11. that is devious and mean...I like it.

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Response to Thomas Hurt (Original post)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 11:33 AM

12. Just remember a quote from the late Robert Anton Wilson...

"...the final secret of the Illuminate is that you don't know you're a member until it's too late to get out." Let me tell you something, from personal experience of the weird days of the 1970s--this is a lot less funny than it appears...

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Response to First Speaker (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 7, 2019, 11:40 AM

13. The less funny or threatening part is not the illuminati, it the conspiracy theorists who believe it

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