This is my new nickname for Trump!

[Initech]

[Blue Owl]

1. Works for me!

n/t

[katmondoo]

3. Great, out shines all other adjectives for the asshole in chief

[Initech]

9. Yeah, President Cockwomble has a bit of class to it doesnt it?

[ChazInAz]

19. Almost Dickensian.

President Cockwomble sounds like the sort of character W.C. Fields would play.
He'd be funnier.

[Poiuyt]

24. Uriah Cockwomble

[SergeStorms]

38. Thanks for that spark of an idea.

I haven't read David Copperfield since I was in grade school. I do believe it's time to re-visit that amazing book again.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

41. never "President"; Little Donnie Cockwomble

Or Donald Cockwomble TrumPutin
or The Dumbest Don, Cockwomble Extraordinaire
or Cowardly Cockwomble Trump
or The Cockwomble Twitler
or Orange Cockwomble Flatulator
but never, ever "President"


Thanks for the new word!

[DENVERPOPS]

60. You know what works for me?

How about just plain ol' M...F...Co...Sucker

How about future head resident in the deepest parts of Hell for eternity,

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I think it's perfect!

[ffr]

4. Cockwomble45

[MontanaMama]

5. I'm committed to call him the MF.

However...cockwomble is pretty great.

I dub him MFCockwomble! So it is!!

[kimbutgar]

6. Also grandiose

He is so grandiose, with his inflated pretension or absurd exaggeration and schemes every time he opens his mouth

[UniteFightBack]

7. It sure does fit. He is also a cock and he stands like a womble so every combo of this word I love

it!

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Excellent word! Check out Page 5 of the Urban Dictionary's definition...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cockwomble&page=5

(The first four pages are pretty good, too)

[erronis]

28. Excellent set of definitions. May in the future we can just call a shit-for-brains "a trump"

From Urban Dictionary:


(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

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Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

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[lastlib]

37. No, the "trump" is taken.....

I'm hearing people call the dirty business in the toilet "dumping a trump". Portable toilets are known as "trump dumps."

Excuse me while I go dump a trump. I'll flush. Twice.

[MoonRiver]

10. Love it!

[kentuck]

11. Great word!

I'll have to remember that one.

[Stuart G]

12. definition at google: cockwomble: this is British slang...

cockwomble (countable and uncountable, plural cockwombles) (Britain, slang, derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person.

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mook is also very good

Merriam Webster defines mook as a slang term from the 1930's. It refers to a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person.

[Cirque du So-What]

14. Is 'choadwomble' a word?

because choad is definitely applicable, according to Stormy Daniels.

[UniteFightBack]

16. It is now!

[George II]

15. Samantha Bee did a segment a year or so ago from Scotland, I believe that word was mentioned....

Along with "Bawbag" (scrotum) and many others.

[erronis]

29. Oh, that segment makes my heart sing. There is hope for us, for humanity. First, though,

get rid of the trump excrement, all of the dung beetles that cling to his worthlessness.

[smirkymonkey]

40. I loved that piece!

It was hilarious! In the wise words of Mr. Forbes "Keep pissing him off. Eventually he'll crack up."

I honestly believe that this is the best way to get rid of Trump. Fight with him, humiliate him, antagonize him, threaten him. Anything that will keep him angered and on the defensive is the best way to deal with him because he becomes so consumed by the fight that he literally cannot focus on anything else. Also, it may eventually cause him to stroke out and die, which would be the ultimate goal.

[rickyhall]

44. When I was a kid I remember the "bawlbag" but it meant someone cried a lot.

My father wouldn't allow me to cry so for a very long time I forgot how, seriously. "Men don't cry," he said. Oh, growing up in the '60s. Traumatic.

[lunatica]

17. It sounds very Australian to me

[trueblue2007]

18. i call him Rump !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[njhoneybadger]

20. I guess I could go from sucker to womble

[oldsoftie]

21. My fav is still a DUer's from some time back: Orange Shitgibbon.

always makes me laugh

[Initech]

22. I also like Christopher Titus' suggestion: Sweet Potato Hitler

[Hermit-The-Prog]

42. history ...

https://slate.com/culture/2017/02/the-origin-of-the-trump-insult-shitgibbon-revealed.html

[oldsoftie]

54. Wow I had no idea there was a STORY behind its origins!! Ha!

[Zaphod42]

50. A classic!

I'm also fond of "Tangerine Idi Amin". I wish I could remember who first said that...regrettably, it wasn't me!

[Pacifist Patriot]

57. Sounds like The Ferret/Shower Cap.

[alfredo]

23. I'm glad you liked that. I'm going to post it to that twit

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

25. Perfect, love it...

Plus that pic describes the word perfectly.

[Sneederbunk]

26. Dick is easier to remember.

[H2O Man]

27. Dick-dripping

remains my favorite, with dog nuts in second place.

[erronis]

30. Anybody have a good source for all the dump terms?

This could be a great book like Mao's Little Green (or was it Red) Book.

But the dump wouldn't read it. Can't read.

W could at least read. Upside down while the World Trade towers were falling.

[keithbvadu2]

31. Scottish - the masters of insults

Scottish – the masters of insults

Funny thing, Trump's mother was Scottish.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2018/07/how-donald-trump-has-united-scotland-contempt

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https://www.indy100.com/article/definition-of-betrump-scots-language-donand-trump-7612686

Scottish word 'betrump'.

According to Scots, to betrump is to deceive or elude.

[klook]

48. Also: "Spoon."

That cracks me up — used by a Scot on Twitter when Trump claimed Scotland supported Brexit. “Scotland voted Remain, you spoon.”

[W T F]

32. TWITLER

[gordianot]

33. He makes a very convincing cartoon or comic book villain.

Purple suit, orange face and combover, sphincter shaped mouth with mindless defenders. Small wonder clowns scare people

[Different Drummer]

34. That definitely describes him.

DD

[yaesu]

35. I started calling him russian agent orange. nt

[PWPippinesq]

36. I like it very much,

though it does seem a bit too literate for President Cockwomble and his followers.

[RKP5637]

39. OMG, that's an actual word! At first I thought it was made up. PERFECT!!! n/t

[coeur_de_lion]

43. I got quite a few from this Scottish twitter thread and others

[link:https://qz.com/716915/donald-trumps-visit-to-scotland-inspired-some-very-creative-british-profanity/|

polyester cockwomble
weaselheaded fucknugget
leather faced, shit-tobogganist
cock juggling thundercunt
Cocksplat
Touped fucktrumpet
bloviating fleshbag
Clueless Numpty

My favorite?
mangled apricot hellbeast

[johnnyfins]

45. i am partial to Pisshair

[Pepsidog]

46. Describes Dotard perfectly.

[hay rick]

47. Il Ducebag

[BadGimp]

49. Good One!

added to the AltTrumpNames . com listicle

[oswaldactedalone]

51. I really like

Weasleheaded Fucknugget, but Cockwomble will do as well. The Scots are far and away the best at insults.

[generalbetrayus]

52. Because he acts like a Mafia godfather,

I call him Don Trumpleone.

[Initech]

55. Well his name is Don!

[MarianJack]

53. That's a good one, but...

...I'm going to stick with Dolt45.

RESIST!

[Pacifist Patriot]

56. I've been calling him The Wankstain for years.

Cockwomble works well too.

[nitpicker]

58. I'm going to stick with Thump

(or perhaps Bamm-Bamm (Flintstones reference))

[UCmeNdc]

59. Corrupt Cockwomble!