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Sat Oct 5, 2019, 01:58 PM

This is my new nickname for Trump!



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Reply This is my new nickname for Trump! (Original post)
Initech Oct 5 OP
Blue Owl Oct 5 #1
katmondoo Oct 5 #3
Initech Oct 5 #9
ChazInAz Oct 5 #19
Poiuyt Oct 5 #24
SergeStorms Oct 5 #38
Hermit-The-Prog Oct 5 #41
DENVERPOPS Oct 6 #60
CaliforniaPeggy Oct 5 #2
ffr Oct 5 #4
MontanaMama Oct 5 #5
kimbutgar Oct 5 #6
UniteFightBack Oct 5 #7
TreasonousBastard Oct 5 #8
erronis Oct 5 #28
lastlib Oct 5 #37
MoonRiver Oct 5 #10
kentuck Oct 5 #11
Stuart G Oct 5 #12
malaise Oct 5 #13
Cirque du So-What Oct 5 #14
UniteFightBack Oct 5 #16
George II Oct 5 #15
erronis Oct 5 #29
smirkymonkey Oct 5 #40
rickyhall Oct 5 #44
lunatica Oct 5 #17
trueblue2007 Oct 5 #18
njhoneybadger Oct 5 #20
oldsoftie Oct 5 #21
Initech Oct 5 #22
Hermit-The-Prog Oct 5 #42
oldsoftie Oct 6 #54
Zaphod42 Oct 5 #50
Pacifist Patriot Oct 6 #57
alfredo Oct 5 #23
N_E_1 for Tennis Oct 5 #25
Sneederbunk Oct 5 #26
H2O Man Oct 5 #27
erronis Oct 5 #30
keithbvadu2 Oct 5 #31
klook Oct 5 #48
W T F Oct 5 #32
gordianot Oct 5 #33
Different Drummer Oct 5 #34
yaesu Oct 5 #35
PWPippinesq Oct 5 #36
RKP5637 Oct 5 #39
coeur_de_lion Oct 5 #43
johnnyfins Oct 5 #45
Pepsidog Oct 5 #46
hay rick Oct 5 #47
BadGimp Oct 5 #49
oswaldactedalone Oct 5 #51
generalbetrayus Oct 6 #52
Initech Oct 6 #55
MarianJack Oct 6 #53
Pacifist Patriot Oct 6 #56
nitpicker Oct 6 #58
UCmeNdc Oct 6 #59

Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:02 PM

1. Works for me!

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:06 PM

3. Great, out shines all other adjectives for the asshole in chief

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Response to katmondoo (Reply #3)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:23 PM

9. Yeah, President Cockwomble has a bit of class to it doesnt it?

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Response to Initech (Reply #9)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:11 PM

19. Almost Dickensian.

President Cockwomble sounds like the sort of character W.C. Fields would play.
He'd be funnier.

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Response to ChazInAz (Reply #19)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:54 PM

24. Uriah Cockwomble

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Response to Poiuyt (Reply #24)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 05:55 PM

38. Thanks for that spark of an idea.

I haven't read David Copperfield since I was in grade school. I do believe it's time to re-visit that amazing book again.

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Response to Initech (Reply #9)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 07:10 PM

41. never "President"; Little Donnie Cockwomble

Or Donald Cockwomble TrumPutin
or The Dumbest Don, Cockwomble Extraordinaire
or Cowardly Cockwomble Trump
or The Cockwomble Twitler
or Orange Cockwomble Flatulator
but never, ever "President"


Thanks for the new word!

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Response to katmondoo (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 01:01 PM

60. You know what works for me?

How about just plain ol' M...F...Co...Sucker

How about future head resident in the deepest parts of Hell for eternity,

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:04 PM

2. I think it's perfect!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:06 PM

4. Cockwomble45

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:09 PM

5. I'm committed to call him the MF.

However...cockwomble is pretty great.

I dub him MFCockwomble! So it is!!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:09 PM

6. Also grandiose

He is so grandiose, with his inflated pretension or absurd exaggeration and schemes every time he opens his mouth

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:09 PM

7. It sure does fit. He is also a cock and he stands like a womble so every combo of this word I love

it!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:20 PM

8. Excellent word! Check out Page 5 of the Urban Dictionary's definition...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cockwomble&page=5

(The first four pages are pretty good, too)

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #8)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:15 PM

28. Excellent set of definitions. May in the future we can just call a shit-for-brains "a trump"

From Urban Dictionary:


(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

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Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

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Response to erronis (Reply #28)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 05:48 PM

37. No, the "trump" is taken.....

I'm hearing people call the dirty business in the toilet "dumping a trump". Portable toilets are known as "trump dumps."

Excuse me while I go dump a trump. I'll flush. Twice.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:25 PM

10. Love it!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:25 PM

11. Great word!

I'll have to remember that one.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:29 PM

12. definition at google: cockwomble: this is British slang...

cockwomble (countable and uncountable, plural cockwombles) (Britain, slang, derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:41 PM

13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mook is also very good

Merriam Webster defines mook as a slang term from the 1930's. It refers to a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:47 PM

14. Is 'choadwomble' a word?

because choad is definitely applicable, according to Stormy Daniels.

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #14)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:51 PM

16. It is now!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 02:49 PM

15. Samantha Bee did a segment a year or so ago from Scotland, I believe that word was mentioned....

Along with "Bawbag" (scrotum) and many others.



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Response to George II (Reply #15)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:20 PM

29. Oh, that segment makes my heart sing. There is hope for us, for humanity. First, though,

get rid of the trump excrement, all of the dung beetles that cling to his worthlessness.

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Response to George II (Reply #15)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 06:59 PM

40. I loved that piece!

It was hilarious! In the wise words of Mr. Forbes "Keep pissing him off. Eventually he'll crack up."

I honestly believe that this is the best way to get rid of Trump. Fight with him, humiliate him, antagonize him, threaten him. Anything that will keep him angered and on the defensive is the best way to deal with him because he becomes so consumed by the fight that he literally cannot focus on anything else. Also, it may eventually cause him to stroke out and die, which would be the ultimate goal.

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Response to George II (Reply #15)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 08:18 PM

44. When I was a kid I remember the "bawlbag" but it meant someone cried a lot.

My father wouldn't allow me to cry so for a very long time I forgot how, seriously. "Men don't cry," he said. Oh, growing up in the '60s. Traumatic.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:08 PM

17. It sounds very Australian to me

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:08 PM

18. i call him Rump !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:12 PM

20. I guess I could go from sucker to womble

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:20 PM

21. My fav is still a DUer's from some time back: Orange Shitgibbon.

always makes me laugh

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Response to oldsoftie (Reply #21)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:22 PM

22. I also like Christopher Titus' suggestion: Sweet Potato Hitler

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Response to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #42)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 09:07 AM

54. Wow I had no idea there was a STORY behind its origins!! Ha!

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Response to oldsoftie (Reply #21)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 11:03 PM

50. A classic!

I'm also fond of "Tangerine Idi Amin". I wish I could remember who first said that...regrettably, it wasn't me!

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Response to Zaphod42 (Reply #50)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 10:17 AM

57. Sounds like The Ferret/Shower Cap.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:48 PM

23. I'm glad you liked that. I'm going to post it to that twit

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:02 PM

25. Perfect, love it...

Plus that pic describes the word perfectly.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:09 PM

26. Dick is easier to remember.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #26)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:11 PM

27. Dick-dripping

remains my favorite, with dog nuts in second place.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:27 PM

30. Anybody have a good source for all the dump terms?

This could be a great book like Mao's Little Green (or was it Red) Book.

But the dump wouldn't read it. Can't read.

W could at least read. Upside down while the World Trade towers were falling.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:28 PM

31. Scottish - the masters of insults

Scottish – the masters of insults

Funny thing, Trump's mother was Scottish.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2018/07/how-donald-trump-has-united-scotland-contempt

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https://www.indy100.com/article/definition-of-betrump-scots-language-donand-trump-7612686

Scottish word 'betrump'.

According to Scots, to betrump is to deceive or elude.


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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #31)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 10:37 PM

48. Also: "Spoon."

That cracks me up — used by a Scot on Twitter when Trump claimed Scotland supported Brexit. “Scotland voted Remain, you spoon.”

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:33 PM

32. TWITLER

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:35 PM

33. He makes a very convincing cartoon or comic book villain.

Purple suit, orange face and combover, sphincter shaped mouth with mindless defenders. Small wonder clowns scare people

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:51 PM

34. That definitely describes him.

DD

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:55 PM

35. I started calling him russian agent orange. nt

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 04:59 PM

36. I like it very much,

though it does seem a bit too literate for President Cockwomble and his followers.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 05:56 PM

39. OMG, that's an actual word! At first I thought it was made up. PERFECT!!! n/t

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 07:29 PM

43. I got quite a few from this Scottish twitter thread and others

[link:https://qz.com/716915/donald-trumps-visit-to-scotland-inspired-some-very-creative-british-profanity/|

polyester cockwomble
weaselheaded fucknugget
leather faced, shit-tobogganist
cock juggling thundercunt
Cocksplat
Touped fucktrumpet
bloviating fleshbag
Clueless Numpty

My favorite?
mangled apricot hellbeast

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 10:30 PM

45. i am partial to Pisshair

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 10:34 PM

46. Describes Dotard perfectly.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 10:36 PM

47. Il Ducebag

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 10:45 PM

49. Good One!

added to the AltTrumpNames . com listicle

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2019, 11:31 PM

51. I really like

Weasleheaded Fucknugget, but Cockwomble will do as well. The Scots are far and away the best at insults.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 12:51 AM

52. Because he acts like a Mafia godfather,

I call him Don Trumpleone.

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Response to generalbetrayus (Reply #52)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 09:56 AM

55. Well his name is Don!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 07:44 AM

53. That's a good one, but...

...I'm going to stick with Dolt45.

RESIST!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 10:16 AM

56. I've been calling him The Wankstain for years.

Cockwomble works well too.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 11:25 AM

58. I'm going to stick with Thump

(or perhaps Bamm-Bamm (Flintstones reference))

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Sun Oct 6, 2019, 11:56 AM

59. Corrupt Cockwomble!

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