Buddy Hackett tells a Merv Griffin joke about Donald Trump.
Same as it ever was.
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My sister and I used to stay up late and watch the Johnny Carson show and Hackett would make us laugh so hard we'd cry.
I remember him doing "Take Five" on Carson.
I remember once, in the '80s, he told another little chestnut about (of course) his dick.
"I don't mind telling you I have a small penis - everybody knows that. So recently, I got a penile implant."
"I looks like an elephant trunk - and what the doctor didn't tell me, is that it has a mind of its own!"
"Why, the other night I was at one of these fancy charity dinners the Upper East Side ladies like to host. Ten waiters were going around giving everyone a hot potato as an appetizer."
"But before I knew it, the elephant trunk snatched the potato!"
"So the lady beside me says, 'oh, I see you've already finished your potato - delicious , weren't they?' And before I could answer, it snatched her potato!"
"Five seconds later, a waiter walks up to me and asks: 'sir, would you like another potato?' "
"I would," I says, "but I don't think there's room for another potato in my ass!"
And add another BOOM! from my husband!
