BREAKING NEWS: Millions of Americans unaware of little known "Vote by Google" option.
In a stunning discovery that has rocked Americans of all political ideologies, the Federal Elections Commission--joined by the various division of elections of the 50 states--have admitted that besides the normal methods of voting (i.e. in-person precinct voting, early voting, absentee voting), a secret agreement has allowed for Americans to vote for President via the Google search engine website.
The agreement was meant to streamline the election process and allow for greater simplicity and ease for the voter.
"It actually is quite simple," Google CEO and President Sundar Pichai explained. "All one needs to do is type in the name of the person that he or she wishes to vote for in the Google Search Engine bar, hit the search button, and based on the location identified by the user's IP address, the information will be forwarded to the applicable local elections board for tabulation."
Based on the awareness this new voting system--which has actually been in place since the 2016 elections--the most recent round of polls project the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election as being "Boob Videos."
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Good one! 
Here I was in 2018 changing clothes several thousand times in the parking lot.
DAMMIT! Why am I not told these things? 
