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Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:41 PM

This is a real thing...*GULP*



Starts in Russia. Check
Lectures on hating everyone other than Russians and White Evangelicals. Check
Provides booze?!?! Check, but not very Christian
Getting ripped off. Check
Getting indoctrinated. Check

What not to love if you are a far right evangelical knob.

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Reply This is a real thing...*GULP* (Original post)
Soph0571 Aug 14 OP
lame54 Aug 14 #1
mercuryblues Aug 14 #8
Blue Owl Aug 14 #18
The Polack MSgt Aug 15 #26
empedocles Aug 15 #33
imanamerican63 Aug 14 #2
3catwoman3 Aug 14 #3
captain queeg Aug 14 #4
brush Aug 14 #14
TheBlackAdder Aug 14 #20
Dennis Donovan Aug 14 #5
Newest Reality Aug 14 #6
BigmanPigman Aug 14 #7
democratisphere Aug 14 #9
Gidney N Cloyd Aug 14 #10
Initech Aug 14 #11
BlueMTexpat Aug 14 #12
lpbk2713 Aug 14 #13
Hotler Aug 14 #15
2naSalit Aug 14 #16
Blue Owl Aug 14 #17
Recursion Aug 14 #19
ProudLib72 Aug 14 #21
VOX Aug 14 #22
crazytown Aug 15 #25
Clash City Rocker Aug 15 #30
RhodeIslandOne Aug 15 #23
crazytown Aug 15 #24
KY_EnviroGuy Aug 15 #27
Takket Aug 15 #28
Ohiogal Aug 15 #29
Freethinker65 Aug 15 #31
keithbvadu2 Aug 15 #35
Kurt V. Aug 15 #32
magicarpet Aug 15 #34
keithbvadu2 Aug 15 #36
Victor_c3 Aug 15 #37
live love laugh Aug 15 #38
NCLefty Aug 16 #39

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:45 PM

1. When the captain asked me how Huckabee ended up overboard I said...

"I don't know. He must have slipped on some Santorum."

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:57 PM

8. Bazinga

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 09:41 PM

18. And it was hard to spot him in the frothy wake...

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #18)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:40 PM

26. Ahahaha

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Response to The Polack MSgt (Reply #26)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 08:48 PM

33. Whoa!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:46 PM

2. .......

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:48 PM

3. I feel sea sick without being on board.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:49 PM

4. How much does it pay?

Oh wait, I think they want people to pay them?

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Response to captain queeg (Reply #4)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 08:37 PM

14. Yep, you know these two out-of-office hustlers have got a piece of the gate or they wouldn't be...

wasting their time.

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Response to captain queeg (Reply #4)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 11:00 PM

20. Most low-class whores charge two bits. I'd say it pays them two bits each!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:50 PM

5. Paging Kapitnleutnant Schwieger...

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:55 PM

6. I'll bet

Crucifixion Disco Night and the Flogging Comedy Club are exciting though and worth the price.

I hope they all remember to ask for the secret, Santorum sauce on their Huckabee hotdogs. That's a real treat.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 06:56 PM

7. Is Sarah going to be the singing show tunes in the lounge?

as the opening act for the evening's entertainment?

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 07:00 PM

9. The phony evangelical Hate Boat.

Let the Master Haters show you how it's done.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 07:03 PM

10. There's never a Legionnaires outbreak when you really need one.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 07:08 PM

11. It's the haaaaaaaaate booooooooat.... disgusting and oooooooooooooooold!!!!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 07:51 PM

12. That would be hell on earth

for me!

Btw: my husband and I visited Helsinki in June and then toured through Sweden, Denmark and Norway later that month. It was wonderful and so nice to see societies that have not only taken in proportionately higher numbers of refugees from conflict areas than many European countries, but are thriving, successful, healthy and happy.

I doubt that this particular group will find much sympathy there, although people will likely be much too polite to say so.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 08:08 PM

13. I feel sorry for the staff.



Rethugs are notoriously lousy tippers.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 08:41 PM

15. Join us for Whity Fest on the high seas.

where you don't have tip the colored wait staff. WOOOOOO! Bring you bible and your gun. WOOOOO!

edit to add this;

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 08:44 PM

16. A product of

Steve Bannon's globe trotting the past 20 months?

Why is he still not in prison?

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 09:33 PM

17. The floating turdliner

n/t

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 10:35 PM

19. Only a small fraction of Christian denominations require teetotalling (nt)

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 11:21 PM

21. Iran, if you're listening...

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 11:52 PM

22. Ship of Fools.

Id rather be a stowaway in Titanic steerage than in that barge full of right-wing dysentery.

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Response to VOX (Reply #22)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:36 PM

25. Ship of fools

'you will pay tomorrow'

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Response to crazytown (Reply #25)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:48 PM

30. Alternately



Ship of fools, on a cruel sea
Ship of fools, sail away from me
It was later than I thought when I first believed you
Now I cannot share your laughter, ship of fools

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 12:28 AM

23. Moscow Mike and Russia Rick

Two more bought and paid for Vlad stooges just like Donnie Dumpkopf and the rest.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:33 PM

24. Stockholm syndrome

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:40 PM

27. Hate Boat instead of Love Boat.

......................

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:41 PM

28. i'll take my chances in the life boat

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 06:44 PM

29. Don't show me these things

Right before I eat dinner!

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 07:03 PM

31. Titanic rapture? Why not an ark??

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Response to Freethinker65 (Reply #31)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 09:17 PM

35. Maybe the rapture has already happened... and they are still here with us.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 07:06 PM

32. Its world wide. pretty important

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 09:13 PM

34. Huck & Frothy sail off with their Buybulls and checkbooks to buy Greenland for God Emperor trDump.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 09:19 PM

36. And a lifesized cardboard poster of Trump to take pictures with... from Trump University.

And a lifesized cardboard poster of Trump to take pictures with... from Trump University.

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 09:19 PM

37. If I had $4k to spend on this, I would

Im 39, recently divorced, and have more money than sense. Itd be quite the experience. I might be able to hookup with some of those loose republican ladies! Theyd love to have a very liberal combat veteran like me on board, Im sure.

Im only partly joking...

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Thu Aug 15, 2019, 11:07 PM

38. Suckabee is a more fitting name. nt

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Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Fri Aug 16, 2019, 01:43 AM

39. Santorum is finally a seaman. He's ready to be raptured out someone's butt.

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