HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » This is sooooo 2019

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 10:34 AM

This is sooooo 2019

We have to tell people not to drink bleach to cure cancer or autism:

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/drinking-bleach-will-not-cure-cancer-or-autism-fda-warns-n1041636

3 replies, 492 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 3 replies Author Time Post
Reply This is sooooo 2019 (Original post)
angrychair Wednesday OP
True Dough Wednesday #1
2naSalit Wednesday #2
KatyMan Wednesday #3

Response to angrychair (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 10:41 AM

1. Damn!

I'll put down my bottle of Clorox. Was trying to keep my system CLEAN!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to angrychair (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 10:45 AM

2. So how do we

flush the BS from our minds after each explosion of bloviation from the orange one? Now they're taking that away from us too!





Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to angrychair (Original post)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 10:47 AM

3. Prescient...

https://m.

The Dead Milkmen....

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread