FDA warns that drinking bleach does not cure cancer

[Takket]

Who knew! Learn something new every day. Guess I’ll go back to leeches.

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[Sneederbunk]

1. Drink enough and it will put an end to all your ills.

[CuriousAsterisk]

2. What the...?

I can't believe that we need this kind of warning in 2019.

But, then again, the tide pods thing...nevermind.

[democratisphere]

3. But can it be used as a cleanse?

Asking for a friend's intestines.

[Journeyman]

4. Damn. Guess it's back to Drano . . .

[Midnightwalk]

5. Oh well at least my teeth are whiter

That’s sarcasm in case anyone is thinking “interesting”.

[calguy]

6. Gotta say it cured my bad breath

[COLGATE4]

7. As the old Middle School logic went

"Bad breath is better than no breath at all."

[displacedtexan]

8. One of my High School students said he'd inject bleach if he got AIDS.

I dragged his butt to the Chemistry teacher.

[smirkymonkey]

9. I thought this was going to be an Onion article.

WTF?

[safeinOhio]

10. Darwin's theory at work. n/t

[keithbvadu2]

11. Not for internal consumption

Not for internal consumption

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

12. Silly people-everybody knows that if you have cancer you drink turpentine

Isn't that what Web MD is for?