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Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:06 PM

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln (Borowitz)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.

The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.

According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”

The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—-S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”

Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because she was born in 1947.

“That’s what she wants us to believe,” Sen. Graham said.

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no_hypocrisy Aug 12 #1
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Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:11 PM

1. Watch Trump posthumously pardon John Wilkes Booth . . . . .

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Response to no_hypocrisy (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 01:03 AM

4. Lol. I think it's safe to laugh. Nt

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Tue Aug 13, 2019, 01:27 AM

6. Abe was from Illinois, Hillary was from Illinois

Hmmmm......

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Response to MiniMe (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 01:01 AM

3. Has anyone noticed...

that you never see any photos of Hillary and John Wilkes booth together? Merely coincidence? I think not!

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Response to SergeStorms (Reply #3)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 01:07 AM

5. I bet she has read at least one book on

The Lincoln assassination, that’s when she was secretly plotting her evil dead!

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