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Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:44 PM

I can't believe the guard watching over Jeffrey Epstein died in a freak car accident next week

OMG, I can't believe the guard who was watching over Jeffery Epstein died in a freak car accident next week.
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Reply I can't believe the guard watching over Jeffrey Epstein died in a freak car accident next week (Original post)
StrictlyRockers Monday OP
WhiskeyGrinder Monday #1
SidDithers Monday #2
WhiskeyGrinder Monday #18
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dflprincess Monday #25
Anon-C Monday #34
edbermac Monday #39
real Cannabis calm Monday #50
customerserviceguy Monday #6
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customerserviceguy Monday #8
StrictlyRockers Monday #12
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Mr.Bill Monday #28
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customerserviceguy Tuesday #64
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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:47 PM

1. Just so you know, this got alerted on.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:49 PM

2. Yup. I voted "Clearly doesn't break the rule"...nt

Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:44 PM

18. Proud to serve with you.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #18)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:54 PM

21. Heheh...





Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:02 PM

25. I was not asked to serve on this alert

but had I been, I would have voted with you.

How does one get through times like these without a sense of humor (however dark the humor gets)?

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Response to dflprincess (Reply #25)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:50 PM

34. +1

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:07 PM

39. Alerted? For what reason?

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:31 PM

50. What rule?

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:55 PM

6. Wow

we have some really humorless folks here.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:58 PM

7. Some people on this forum are trying so hard to find something to be offended by.

It gets old.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:59 PM

8. Yeah, I can see that

I try to have a little fun here about half the time, and I'll "attaboy" anybody who makes me laugh!

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #8)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:06 PM

12. thanks, I thought it was truly funny

meme worthy

If this post had been voted down, it would be the first time in 13 years of regularly posting on DU.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Reply #12)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:09 PM

14. Not funny to Trumpsters and Russian bots.

Not funny to Trumpsters and Russian bots.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #14)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:15 PM

28. Actually on other websites they are saying the exact same thing.

But of course they are insinuating that the Clintons are responsible.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #28)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:30 PM

49. That's what makes it a great joke.

You don't look partisan in a mixed crowd. Everyone should chuckle for their own reasons.

It might even bump start a lively debate. Or just words.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:12 PM

15. tell me about it

i think i only vote to hide about 10% of the time because the reports I see are so absurd. i wish DU would restrict the ability of members to report if say, they have done so 5+ times without a successful hide.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:45 PM

19. Outrage fatique

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:25 PM

30. I got a hide for saying what you just did.

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Response to oldsoftie (Reply #30)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:04 PM

53. Post a joke on how to cook cats...

See what happens.
Too many on this board have no sense of humor. They think every post they write on a stupid discussion board is worth a Pulitzer.
The group think in here reeks of dogshit. I post less and less on this board for that very reason. Go along or get a pizza. There's no healthy debate here.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #53)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:57 PM

62. Tasteless jokes are "healthy debate"?

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #53)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 09:27 PM

65. Your emoji is appropriate!

Now cooking cats may be a bit extreme, but i agree with everything you said. And its not just sense of humor, its the group think you mention that gets me. NO debate allowed. Someone disagrees, you're posting "right wing talking points". Even if it may be factual, it doesnt matter.
"I have met the enemy & he is us"

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Response to oldsoftie (Reply #65)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 05:27 PM

68. Right on, Brother. Right on...

I'm spending a lot more time at Discussionist because there is a lot more debate going on there and they have a thicker skin. They don't click the alert button every time they get ruffled feathers. They dig in. They debate. They express themselves without fear and I love it.
The only safe place left here is the Lounge. And even there you have to wipe your feet.
All of the great comedians and debaters have died, left, or got PPR'd.

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Response to oldsoftie (Reply #30)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 08:47 PM

64. Guess I got lucky this time

I've had a few hides myself, because at my age, my filter is pretty much gone.

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Response to customerserviceguy (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:18 PM

42. Besides....

....there was no guard watching Jeffery anyway. Duh. No one's dying.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:53 PM

20. Totally insane to alert on that. Good job by the jury. nt

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:01 PM

37. No shit!

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:23 PM

55. You do know that your comment breaks forum rules.

Interfering with forum moderation.

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Response to cannabis_flower (Reply #55)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:32 PM

57. lol

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #57)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:33 PM

59. Here:

Don't interfere with forum moderation
Don't post messages about site rules, enforcement, juries, hosts, administration, alerts, alerters, removed posts, appeals, locked threads, or anything else related to how this website is moderated (except in the Ask the Administrators forum).

Why we have this rule: The purpose of Democratic Underground is to discuss politics, issues, and current events. Open discussion of how the website is run tends to distract from our core purpose.

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Response to cannabis_flower (Reply #59)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:35 PM

60. Me telling you

Probably breaks the rules also. If you must tell the person that was alerted on, send them a personal message.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:25 PM

56. There should be a way to 'alert' on alerts. n/t

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Response to Captain Stern (Reply #56)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:32 PM

58. I mean, there's that question about whether you think an alert was sent in good faith or not,

but intent is not always entirely clear to me.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #58)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:47 PM

61. True. But it seems that only addresses bad intentions.

What if the alert was sent with actual good intentions (rumor has it, the road to hell is paved with those), but the alert is just silly, and it's obvious that the alerter didn't even understand the post they were alerting on?

I know the jury takes care of it by not voting to hide the post. But if, theoretically, someone sent in enough alerts that got rejected....maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to relieve them of the burden of having to decide on whether or not they should alert on a post.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #58)

Wed Aug 14, 2019, 07:16 PM

70. Appeals are never answered.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:51 PM

3. And Barr canceled his auto insurance policy a few days before the deadly accident...

Barr owns stock in Geico Auto Insurance Company and hated to see the policy forced to pay off for any injuries and damages.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:08 PM

13. No sense paying for an accident known in advance.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:01 PM

24. This situation is giving a whole new meaning to

"Epstein-Barr Syndrome".

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Response to dflprincess (Reply #24)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:21 PM

29. I wouldn't have believed this

if it hadnít come from Carl Spackler.

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Response to dflprincess (Reply #24)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:08 PM

40. The Kissing Disease!

Eeewwwww...

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:51 PM

4. Wondering if...

...this story is accurate. I saw it a couple times on Facebook, but not on the TV news...

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Response to Mike Nelson (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 08:52 PM

5. It's a joke!

It's a bit dark...

Read it again. "...next week."

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:01 PM

9. Okay...

... I guess I "get it" now. Hard to separate fact from fiction, anymore...

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Response to Mike Nelson (Reply #9)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:01 PM

36. If we can't trust words on an image online

then we can't trust anything anymore.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:01 PM

10. I have noticed a certain lack of sense of humor around here. nt

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Response to Progressive Jones (Reply #10)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:40 PM

16. We're all pretty traumatized by 45 and the constant "unbelievable" things that are true.

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Response to SharonAnn (Reply #16)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:22 PM

45. Yes we are, but among folks like us, humor is part of the foundation.

Wit is a defense against the witless, i.e., 45ism.

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Response to Progressive Jones (Reply #10)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:53 PM

35. So have I

which is sad because life is easier if you can laugh a little, at least now and then.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:05 PM

11. K&R

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:40 PM

17. You mean the guard who suddenly had nearly a million dollars in his bank account last week?

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 09:59 PM

22. How would it have gone down if Epstein gave up all the info and was moved into witness protection?

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:00 PM

23. I think it was a small aircraft. Very unsafe.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:05 PM

26. Holograms I tell you, holograms!

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:10 PM

27. LOL!

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:32 PM

31. Are you talking about the guard who wasn't really a guard?

Nothing suspicious there. No siree.

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Response to Generic Brad (Reply #31)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:23 PM

46. Yes, wasn't there a "substitute guard" on duty?

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:38 PM

32. I don't laugh much anymore.

Your meme did make me smile.

It's unfortunately true.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 10:46 PM

33. There is only one possible explanation

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:05 PM

38. Wow. I KNEW that was going to have happened!

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:10 PM

41. News conference....

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:20 PM

43. Which one? The temp

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:21 PM

44. Thank you for the huge laugh

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:26 PM

47. I'll be using this when I'm out for a couple days.

I can start with "didja hear?...."

Truly hilarious in that most cynical way. Just my style.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:28 PM

48. I thought it was funny.

Someone is clutching their pearls too tight. We need all the humorous people now. Those who are humorless get a good nights sleep. I think you need it.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:45 PM

51. OMG I laughed so hard at this.

It might not be so funny when the dude actually goes down next week. Unless itís Barr! Whoopsie. But still...

I needed that laugh.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Mon Aug 12, 2019, 11:47 PM

52. Took me awhile. Well worth it. Very good one. NT

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 06:08 PM

54. ROFL



For the record, I posted that Epstein would not leave that jail alive before it happened

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 08:14 PM

63. THANKS for this. We all need a laugh these days! NT.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 10:41 PM

66. Thanks to Dr. Who, here's the video of it.

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Response to StrictlyRockers (Original post)

Tue Aug 13, 2019, 10:55 PM

67. K&R,

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