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Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:11 PM

Tommy Lee Wins The Internet Today

Yes, *THAT* Tommy Lee:



It says "You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the White House again. Because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We're going to repaint Air Force One pussy hat pink, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit. We're going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Osteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we're going to buy all of those and give them to any LGBTQ person you tortured with your sick conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It's a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We're going to gather up all of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal monument emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be named Rosa Parks asap. We're replacing confederate statues with BLM leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be named after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the White House, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refuge shelter. We're turning Hannity's office into a giant unisex bathroom with with changing tables and free tampons. And any single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we're adding a gay character to a Disney movie."

Well said!

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Reply Tommy Lee Wins The Internet Today (Original post)
Initech Aug 8 OP
dem4decades Aug 8 #1
Cracklin Charlie Aug 8 #2
stillcool Aug 8 #3
enough Aug 8 #4
Hotler Aug 8 #5
Roland99 Aug 8 #6
Tommy_Carcetti Aug 8 #7
flibbitygiblets Aug 8 #8
Initech Aug 8 #9
Lady Freedom Returns Aug 8 #10
BadGimp Aug 8 #11
StarfishSaver Aug 8 #13
StarfishSaver Aug 8 #12
calimary Aug 8 #14
Laura PourMeADrink Aug 8 #15
Niagara Aug 8 #19
Polybius Aug 8 #16
Initech Aug 8 #18
IronLionZion Aug 8 #17
Xolodno Aug 9 #20

Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:13 PM

1. Pretty funny. Though sad that Tommy Lee is much smarter than the President.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:31 PM

2. Warning: visit the loo before reading!

Damn...that was righteous!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:45 PM

3. thanks for the smile..

I needed that

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:49 PM

4. If only. NT

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:52 PM

5. " ALL parks will be named Rosa Parks asap."

Sweet!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 09:06 PM

6. Quality. Top to bottom!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 09:12 PM

7. K.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 09:49 PM

8. I'd support this as the Democratic agenda.

Just saying.

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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #8)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:02 PM

9. Same!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:12 PM

10. Wait, wait, wait!

I thought we were to keep this under wraps till we win? That way all those trumpers would have heart attachs.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:13 PM

11. Ive seen the same Tweet but allegedly posted by someone else

I smell a Fake

be careful folks...

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Response to BadGimp (Reply #11)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:28 PM

13. The real Tommy Lee posted it, but didn't claim authorship

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:27 PM

12. Totally

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:49 PM

14. Love it, Love It, LOVE IT!!!

Lordy Lordy a Thing of Beauty!

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:00 PM

15. OMG.. funniest thing I have ever heard !! You go Tommy Lee

Who would have ever thought how brilliantly funny and sarcastic he is. Yikes Pamela!! You were crazy to leave him.

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #15)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:42 PM

19. Tommy Lee spent 6 months in jail

for physically assaulting Pamela while she was holding one of their sons. I'm not a Pamela fan, but she was crazy to remarry him the second time.


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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:10 PM

16. I'm shocked that Tommy Lee is a liberal

Glad though!

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Response to Polybius (Reply #16)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:18 PM

18. It's funny how many 80s metal guys are liberal.

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:13 PM

17. It was posted on DU a year ago. Unknown author. Tommy Lee shared it on social media

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:22 AM

20. Bullshit...now you are going to tell me James Hetfield and Metallica band lives in or near SF....

...oh, wait....


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