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Fri Jul 19, 2019, 04:17 PM

Will someone wake me when

One of the reporters loses his/her mind, gets to the last straw or casts cares to the wind and asks the fake president, “Why the hell should we believe ANYTHING you say? ANY DAMNED THING?!” And, as they tug him/her toward the exit shouts, “YOU LIE ALL OF THE TIME! ALL WE’RE DOING IS DOCUMENTING LIES!!!” As they cling to the doorsill, while being tugged on by security, “NO ONE BELIEVES YOU! THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU . . . US!”

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Reply Will someone wake me when (Original post)
madashelltoo Jul 19 OP
Karadeniz Jul 19 #1
Funtatlaguy Jul 19 #2
madashelltoo Jul 19 #3
lunatica Jul 20 #6
Wounded Bear Jul 19 #4
TreasonousBastard Jul 20 #5
lunatica Jul 20 #7
RVN VET71 Jul 20 #8
Mr.Bill Jul 21 #9
lambchopp59 Jul 21 #10

Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 04:26 PM

1. We'd all pay to see that!

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 06:25 PM

2. Jim Acosta of CNN would come the closest to doing that.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 06:29 PM

3. Just don't let me miss it.

Please.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 03:52 AM

6. Jim Acosta is too level headed all the time.

Remember when the Trumpette tried to wrestle the microphone out of his hand? She tugged and tugged and he just ignored her and kept asking Trump his questions. Even Trump stepped away from the podium in desperation.

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 06:38 PM

4. I'd like one to ask the I-95 question...

"Were you born an asshole, or have you been working on this your whole life?"

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 01:52 AM

5. Just have the entire press corps on the grass by the helicopter yelling...

"THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW IT."

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Response to TreasonousBastard (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 03:54 AM

7. Maybe they could all chant it three or four times

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 08:33 AM

8. Can I be an extra in that movie?

Maybe the guy in the background who breaks ranks and, deterred by the Secret Service from getting at the Usurper-in-Chief, settles for landing a solid punch squarely on Stephen Miller's nose?

I'd like to be that guy.

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2019, 01:20 PM

9. That wouldn't be a reporter losing their mind.

It would be a reporter looking like the only sane person in the room.

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Response to madashelltoo (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2019, 08:22 PM

10. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Disclaimer: not a suggestion. Not that some non-violent intervention isn't prescribed.

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