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Wed Jul 10, 2019, 11:56 PM

Dershowitz: 'I Kept My Underwear On' During Massage At Epstein's Mansion

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/07/alan-dershowitz-i-kept-my-underwear-during

Yesterday, Axios' Jonathan Swan was just floored when Dershowitz told them he did get a massage at Epstein's residence but it was from a very "old, old Russian woman."

Swan had the same reaction that we all did which is "What the hell is going on?" It's insane.

Now Dershowitz is adding more details to his story and it's not doing him a lick of good. I can never un-watch this or rinse out my brain, and neither can you.

Epstein's butler testified under oath that Dershowitz was present when underage girls were around, according to court filings.

In an interview via Skype, Dershowitz insisted he never saw an underage girl at Epstein's house, but was worked on by an older lady. Huh?


"Were there young women in another part of the house giving massages when I wasn't around? I have no idea of that," he said.

"I kept my underwear on during the massage," Dershowitz went on to stammer. "I don't like massages particularly."

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Reply Dershowitz: 'I Kept My Underwear On' During Massage At Epstein's Mansion (Original post)
Demovictory9 Jul 10 OP
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get the red out Jul 11 #74
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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Wed Jul 10, 2019, 11:59 PM

1. This is what the greatest legal mind of our times comes up with as a defense?

Why do they even bother coming up with excuses when whatever they do apparently doesn't matter to cult followers?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:24 AM

23. What happens when you think you are so brilliant

and faux spews will gladly tell you that you are

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:45 AM

35. "Old, old Russian woman - it was a very, very bad ending"

Last edited Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:59 AM - Edit history (1)

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #35)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:35 AM

56. Not even in the ballpark of happy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #35)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:37 AM

57. He was giving it his best Chekhovian shot

Epic fail Douchewitz.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #35)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:37 AM

90. "Like about 30ish..."

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:17 AM

70. It does explain his continual scramble to defend Trump these past years, though. nt

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #70)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 08:00 AM

86. Right?

My first thought.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:46 PM

127. God! Every time this guy's name comes up it registers lower on the dirtbag scale.

What happened to this guy—from respected attorney to trump boot licker to an image he would have us believe, one we can't unsee of a pudgy, pasty, white drooler in tighty whities getting manhandled by a stern Russian babushka (so not true).

Ouch, ouch. My eyes, my eyes. Someone get the Visine, fast.

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Response to brush (Reply #127)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:52 PM

128. "I was wearing underwear for this picture, I promise!"

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:00 AM

2. W.T.F.??????

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Response to spanone (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:44 AM

92. This is as bogus as "I did not inhale." No one believes that you didn't show spunk at the end.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:02 AM

3. He's lying. I read the transcript from way back then (now 404'd)

and a young girl spoke of doing Dershowitz. That transcript will come out again and Dersh will be toast.

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Response to GemDigger (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:03 AM

46. Remember Zorro Ranch, Stanley, NM (Zorro means 'fox' in Spanish)

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:02 AM

4. So, perfectly normal to go to a known party guy's house for a massage, .eh?


Not the men's club, not a gym, not a normal place, but to a friends house.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:04 AM

7. don't we all do that?

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:15 AM

14. not just a massage, but a massage by an OLD FOREIGN LADY!

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Response to Skittles (Reply #14)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:16 AM

16. "she was ancient, had to be all of 30" n/t

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #16)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:28 AM

78. Or 19

......

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #16)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:09 PM

124. From the court filings it seems he considers 15 to be ancient

https://www.abqjournal.com/521794/sex-slave-suit-nm-was-a-location-used.html

In a new court filing in Florida, plaintiffs’ lawyers maintain that a woman identified as Jane Doe No. 3, said to have been coerced into Epstein’s camp when she was 15 years old, was frequently sexually abused by Epstein “not only in West Palm Beach (Fla.), but also in New York, New Mexico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, in international airspace on … Epstein’s private planes, and elsewhere.”

The same filing also alleges that Jane Doe No. 3 was forced by Epstein to have sex with famous attorney and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz numerous times, again at locations around the world, including in New Mexico.

Epstein owns or has owned a 26,700-square-foot mansion near Stanley south of Santa Fe on 10,000 acres known as the Zorro Ranch. The court filings don’t say where specifically in New Mexico the alleged sexual assaults took place.

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Response to Skittles (Reply #14)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:04 PM

102. The old Russian bag probably made him keep his underwear on.

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Response to Meadowoak (Reply #102)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:31 PM

105. "Bag?"

Really?

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Response to cwydro (Reply #105)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:51 PM

108. According to Dershowitz, but I'm sure she wasn't hard on the eyes.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:20 AM

18. And

when you "don't like massages particularly"! This post just cracked me up.

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Response to PatSeg (Reply #18)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:45 AM

59. IKR? He is too scared to come up with a plausible explanation.

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Response to amywalk (Reply #59)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:41 AM

91. Not terribly bright for such

a smart man. It always blows my mind that people who do such things, honestly don't consider that some day they could get caught.

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Response to PatSeg (Reply #18)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:44 AM

74. That one got me too

I guess refusing would be rude, like criticizing the food.

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Response to get the red out (Reply #74)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:36 AM

89. Oh yes, yes exactly

How could he possibly refuse his host's hospitality?

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:22 AM

22. What's your point? I'm just coming back from one. Who here

hasn't done that? Am I right??..... ***crickets *****

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:23 AM

47. Practically all my friends have multiple live-in masseuses ... don't the rest of yours?

If not, what class of people do you plebes associate with?

When I show up to visit they drop like a 10-lb photo album on my lap, tell me to take my pick, and then a jovial, smiling Morgan Freeman shows up in a golf cart, and shuttles me to the proper wing of the estate to receive the massage from the person of my choice.

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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:49 AM

68. never had one

the idea of a stranger feeling me up.......um, no

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:15 AM

65. IKR !?!?!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 11:30 AM

136. Not just a friend's house, but a client you're representing for child molestation

At the time of the "massage", Epstein had been under formal investigation for child rape for many years. As his lawyer, Dershowitz would have known about all the details.

So I suppose one can say Epstein is entitled to a legal defense just like every other American, so Dershowitz can't be faulted for representing Epstein, but that doesn't mean he had to pal around with him. It speaks volumes that he was attending his parties and accepting "massages".

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:03 AM

5. This Whole Thing Is Getting Creepier By The Day.....nt

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Response to global1 (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:44 AM

58. I feel like I am living in the movie Brazil

One surreal hit after another.

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Response to global1 (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:30 PM

115. Old man going crazy - Twitter

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:03 AM

6. Methinks this Reversal of Fortune is much better than the original.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:07 AM

8. Yuck!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:07 AM

9. HA!

Who believes you? NOBODY! Al still thinks he is a BIGman but he is really just a PIGman!

The charade is over pal.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:11 AM

10. Reporter Jonathan Swan was like "WTF!"

Dershowitz told Swan he kept his underwear on and was given a massage by an “old, old Russian lady.”

One would think that even in his dotage that Dershowitz would have come up with something better than a cockamamie story like this one.

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Response to madaboutharry (Reply #10)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:16 AM

15. or keep his mouth shut, as he would advise his clients to do

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:11 AM

11. Is this from The Onion?

Watch the rats squeal.

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Response to Princetonian (Reply #11)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:26 AM

26. nope. video at link has those words coming from his mouth

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Response to Princetonian (Reply #11)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:25 AM

48. I swear, you could have 1,000 coked up tv writers scribbling away


for 50 years and not come up with a story like we have been watching since 2016.

It seems our mantra has been .." Can you believe THIS???" every single day.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #48)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:27 AM

55. Great observation -- this freak show is simply unbelievable.

And William Barr's father gave Epstein a math/physics teaching job at an exclusive private school in Manhattan even though he had dropped out of college twice?

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #48)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:50 AM

60. Actually "Can you fucking believe this shit?"

Might be a tad more apt!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #48)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:16 AM

66. AMEN!!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #48)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:44 AM

134. Fucking a right

Ground hog day. Shit!
I am so DONE!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:13 AM

12. So did Epstein set up Dershowitz w/underage girls so that he could be black mailed later?

Vlad Putin has been working the long game on America for years and is this part of that
or just an old fashioned Godfather 2 Sen. Pat Geary, moment when the Senator after waking up
with the dead girl in mob owned brothel and Tom Hagen, mob lawyer, tells the senator
"We got this all taken care of."

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Response to Botany (Reply #12)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:51 AM

39. With you on the long game

What if majority of gop has had “massages” and that is the very reason they are sticking together like glue?

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Response to Wawannabe (Reply #39)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:23 AM

72. They are up to their ears in rubles, and that could be reason enough for their cover-ups. nt

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Response to Botany (Reply #12)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:37 PM

95. Notice he did say a massage from an old *Russian* woman. n/t

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #95)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:42 PM

96. 2 things:

Old to Epstein is 19

In a house full of hot young "models" who were flown in for sex Dershowitz choose to
have his "massage by an older woman.

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Response to Botany (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 01:49 PM

138. Looks that way. And, of course, they are in fact all dirt balls.

They were apparently willing participants in child rape and sex trafficking. Easy targets for all kinds of blackmail.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:14 AM

13. Yeah. He didn't inhale, either.

The older masseuse was 16. That’s old, compared to the rest of the workers. They were between 12 and 14.

Trumpy’s just as sick, though. That’s just the way his fans like it.

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Response to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #13)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:18 AM

52. My first thought, followed by:

His underwear was around his knees, but was still "on.
"

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:18 AM

17. I Fully Expected This to Be an Article from the Onion After Reading the Headline. n/t

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:20 AM

19. MY EARS! MY EYES!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:20 AM

20. Uh huh

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:21 AM

21. Gross n/t

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:25 AM

24. Yeah, but Dersh is a f-ing BS-ing prevaricating lawyer. Is an "old, old Russian woman"

Dersh's way of referring to a 14, or 15, or 16, or 17 year-old? Seems like a reasonable question for a scum-bag like him.

Because he did not explicitly say so; nor did he say so in a context in which lying has a specific and certain penalty...

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:25 AM

25. Can it get any creepier?

Scratch that. It has going to.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:29 AM

27. Speaking for every guy ever, I too had underwear on when something was going on

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:29 AM

28. I totally did not expect to think about Dershowitz's underwear today


Life comes at you fast.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #28)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:41 AM

32. ...

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #28)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:57 AM

84. I pictured him in a pair of loose, dingy tighty-whities

with a hole in the ass.

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #84)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:58 AM

85. And that's just something you'll have to live with


But thanks for sharing.

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #84)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:34 PM

141. With brown skid marks.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #28)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:15 PM

103. Me either



And now I can't un-see it dammit!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:29 AM

29. Keeping your underwear on is a fungible condition.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:31 AM

30. Scummy liar nt

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:38 AM

31. No, He Didn't - What Man Goes for a "Massage" with an Underage Girl and Keeps His Underwear On?

I'm smelling desperation.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:43 AM

33. Did he turn over and salute?

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:45 AM

34. Seriously, dude, stop talking.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:48 AM

37. Sure you did, Alan.

Sure you did. We all believe you...

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:51 AM

38. Well thanks Tighty Whitey

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:54 AM

40. True. An OLD, OLD woman is 17 years old in Trump world

He's not lying

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:54 AM

41. Dershowitz is looking more and more pathetic

I don't know if they can get him but they're getting his reputation, legacy and many future opportunities he might have otherwise had.

I have a strong feeling a lot of powerful men are involved and that's why Epstein got the deal he did and was able to keep a lid on it.

They need to flip one of his enablers/recruiters.

I'm sure AG Barr is going to do his best to squash this

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Response to Jarqui (Reply #41)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 12:03 AM

133. ..

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:54 AM

42. I wonder which STDs the masseuse gave him?

 

Donorrhea?

Klanmydia?

Acquired Integrity Deficiency Syndrome?

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 12:57 AM

43. YUK

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:02 AM

44. I'm sure Alan wore iron underwear.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:03 AM

45. "I only pretended to enjoy it, it's rude to offend"

His defense before was this was all political. He is as greasy as the rest. Definitely solidified his no invites to dinner on Martha's Vineyard status.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:29 AM

49. Old! old! She was old!

At least 16 years old!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:40 AM

50. Briefs, I presume,

rather than boxers.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:47 AM

51. 30yrs old she is.

[link:|]

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #51)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:21 AM

53. Is that Little Red Riding Hood ?!!! Or GW Bush ???

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Response to OnDoutside (Reply #53)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:48 AM

135. Bush!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:25 AM

54. We really are in the midst of "Ideocracy" -- only evil as opposed to just plain simple.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:00 AM

61. Maybe I'm trying too hard to make a connection but...

Dershowitz has recently been complaining about how he's been getting invited to parties in Martha's Vineyard because he was a critic of the Mueller investigation (earning him a private meeting with Trump).

Maybe some of his fellow rich-and-famous "fair-weathered" friend heard about Epstein and by connection, Dershowitz, through the grapevine.

TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #61)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:27 AM

73. Not invited. You left out "not." nt

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:31 AM

62. Epstein did not hire old women.

He hired young, dumb girls who needed the money.

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Response to True Blue American (Reply #62)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 01:31 PM

94. Don't call the victims dumb.

The victims were young, and predators know how to hit their marks. They were vulnerable and inexperienced. Those young females were exploited and vandalized. Let us NOT participate in harming them further by labeling them as "dumb." That's reprehensible.






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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #94)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:33 PM

97. That was my point!

These young girls needed money, and played right into Epstein's hands. They were not mature enough to deal with a monster like Epstein and Trump.

That is why I used the word. I am reading Patterson’s book now. It is so sickening. I am not sure I can finish because I know the ending. Acosta is a lying dog of a man. To think we have 2 just alike in office is more than I can deal with.

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Response to Maru Kitteh (Reply #94)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 01:31 PM

137. Agreed!!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:49 AM

63. It was probably Putin.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:14 AM

64. Yeah right ...

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:46 AM

67. "Look! If I hadn't accept the massage from that old Russian woman, Epstein might not

have gotten the plea deal I arranged for him!"

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:16 AM

69. Uh huh:

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:20 AM

71. "I didn't inhale"

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:48 AM

75. Alan is a fucking disgrace

To the legal profession.

And as a human being.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:03 AM

76. Did it move?

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:03 AM

77. Sounds like something trump would say, but,

Would he take a lie detector test, and say that under oath? Like trump has done with many issues, he's lying and wouldn't do either. He also is repeating the lie like trump does, and repeat it enough hoping people will buy his BS story. Like trump, when girls come out claiming that was a lie , he'll claim they are lying and attack them, again like trump does, then threaten them with legal actions.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:34 AM

79. Gee, Alan, did you know that Epstein thought so little of you?

All those girls there, and he sends you a babushka or his babka?

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:48 AM

80. Wonder what Harvard thinks?

Dershowitz is still listed on their Law School faculty list as a professor emeritus.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:06 AM

81. Yeah right.

So Epstein kept not only a stable of young vulnerable girls that he exploited, but a bunch of foreign senior citizens he recruited from a nearby nursing home just in case that dirtbag Dershowitz stopped by?

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Response to FM123 (Reply #81)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:29 PM

126. Exactly!

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:07 AM

82. The dog ate my homework.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:13 AM

83. Virginia Roberts is not an "old, old Russian woman"

Alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein files a defamation lawsuit against Alan Dershowitz

Giuffre alleges in her suit that Dershowitz, 80, was a participant in Epstein's sex trafficking operation, and that she had sex with Dershowitz as part of that operation. Giuffre has made similar allegations against Dershowitz in court filings in the past.
"Defendant Dershowitz was Epstein's attorney, close friend, and co-conspirator. Dershowitz was also a participant in sex trafficking, including as one of the men to whom Epstein lent out Plaintiff for sex," the lawsuit alleges.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 08:21 AM

87. When I read this, all I can see and hear is Jeffery Tambor as George Bluth Sr. n/t

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 08:34 AM

88. Dershowitz said her calloused farm hands caused pain to his back. nt

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:58 AM

93. Did she keep her hat on?

Joe Cocker would want to know.

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Response to Kid Berwyn (Reply #93)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 10:06 PM

129. Excuse me....

that's a Randy Newman song. But I'm sure Joe did a fine job singing it.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:40 PM

98. Talk about bumbling TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Harvard and his clients should be entitled to an I-HIRED-AN-IMBECILE refund/rebate.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:43 PM

99. Sure he did...




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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:47 PM

100. Well that's all right then. You are a prince among men, Alan D.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 02:52 PM

101. He doesn't like massages particularly

But when he wants one it must be completed by an old Russian hag. Sounds reasonable to me.

I have a visual of Dershowitz slinking around the mansion in his boxes and brown socks, trying to find the room that doesn't contain the old Russian hag.

Also, please excuse my use of the word hag. I don't mean it to be demeaning. It just sounds funny. But also Dershowitz does more to demean by implying an older Russian woman can't be sexually attractive.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:25 PM

104. "i don't like massages particularly" rather suggests he was in it for another reason....

people made fun of "i didn't inhale" as not credible.

this statement by dershowitz is 10 times worse.

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Response to unblock (Reply #104)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:45 PM

117. It took the massage to get to the happy ending.

He's saying that he can skip the massage part.

For a socalled brilliant legal mind, he is not giving any better excuse that a guy caught drinking bottle after bottle of cheap wine outside a liquor store that has it's alarm going off.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:34 PM

106. Weasel words

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 03:35 PM

107. Is this going to become the gross version of "I didn't inhale"?

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:13 PM

110. Dershowitz was only setting up Trump's "Why I fell out w/Epstein" explanation.

Now Trump can say "That happened to me, too".

Brilliant move.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:39 PM

111. Dear Mr. D...

… anything can happen with your underwear on, during a sexual encounter; also, there is an opening in the front. You need to change your story. I suggest you admit a preference for women's underwear.

You're welcome.


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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 04:42 PM

112. He has decades of experience as a defense lawyer

And this is all he can come up with?

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Response to Dirty Socialist (Reply #112)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:10 PM

113. he has a fool for a client

he's violating the primary rule in criminal law, keep your mouth shut.

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Response to soryang (Reply #113)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 06:47 PM

118. Yeah, he needs to shut up and hire a lawyer. nt

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:15 PM

114. Dershowitz backed up his statement with solid corroborative evidence

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 05:32 PM

116. I. Can't. Even knr

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:08 PM

119. He was born in 1938

If all this "massagery" happened as recently as 2008, that would make him SEVENTY years old..

WTF does it even matter if "he left his underwear on"?

WTF is it with these looney-tunes old men who "need" massages.. What exactly do they DO, to make massages necessary?

I can see it for sportspeople who routinely punish their muscles, but lazy old white guys?? not so much..

These are just weirdos who like to subjugate/assault/rape attractive teens & barely-teen girls..

Pedophiles are just pedophiles.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:20 PM

120. I did not read the article or the posts.

 

That's because I threw up reading the headline.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 07:37 PM

121. Um...

Ew.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 08:57 PM

122. O.M.G.

This is a genuine take-off from the Clinton years: But I never inhaled.

The rats are getting very, very nervous. He kept his underwear on for the very old Russian woman.

You can't make this stuff up, except when you have to to save your own neck.



I want to see if Dershowitz sticks to this story as the public laughs its ass off.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:01 PM

123. It sounds like "A Noun, A Verb and 9/11" is his attorney and has been advising him.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 09:19 PM

125. I think that tops Clinton's ...

I didn't inhale claim.

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #125)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 04:07 PM

142. This.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 10:11 PM

130. Going for diminished capacity defense is he?

 

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 11:03 PM

131. I wonder what Putin pays for blackmail videos.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Thu Jul 11, 2019, 11:07 PM

132. Captain Underpants, eh

The image of Dersh in his whities makes me wanna barf

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:25 PM

139. This reeks. Dershy is done. Good riddance

No wonder he defends Trump. He has a steamer trunk full of dirty laundry wedgied under his bed.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:31 PM

140. Amazing how much detail he suddenly remembers.

And would it still not be unethical to accept a favor like that from a client? Don't see how her age gets him a pass.

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Response to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 08:37 PM

143. I'm glad I read this AFTER I ate dinner! Was this intentional: "not doing him a lick of good"???



A little advice for Mr. Douchowitz - when you dig yourself into a hole, stop digging.

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