ASPCA will rescue your pet if you are a donor - funny story

[underpants]

in case of a natural disaster.
I found that out yesterday.

Super chirper highly engaging fundraiser raiser was outside of the grocery yesterday. She was really good. She waved and established contact with everyone walking in. As I left, walking right by the display she had, she was like “Hey! There you are! Did you have fun in there?”
Me “Yes and I’m taking these steaks to their forever home”. She laughed.

Even though we lost our last cat in December I decided to donate $10 a month. As we were filling out the registration on her tablet she asked, “Do you have a title? Mister, Doctor, Captain or anything else?”
Me “Oooh I can be a Captain?” 😁

Yes they actually had Captain as an option.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. You didn't give your last name as "Morgan", did you?

"Crunch" would've been funnier.