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Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:31 PM

Tea with Prince Charles and Camilla and The State Banquet -- Part 3 and 4

Well it wasn't exactly the Red Wedding, but that's what you get when you depend on a Anglo-Japanese royalist for your news.

Part 4 – The State Dinner

Trump arrives in badly fitted tux and tails long enough for his entourage – which includes dozens of White House aides -- to cling behind. Assorted relatives who have invited themselves along gawk at the gilt décor. Ivanka takes selfies.

Eric Trump’s rather toothy image hovers just behind Trump craning his neck to better eavesdrop on Her Majesty as she speaks with Trump, ready at a moment’s notice if the need for an intervention is warranted.


The corgis spot Sarah Sanders and start baying like hounds until they are dragged away by an apologetic groom. One of them urinates on Steve Mnuchin’s shoe on the way out. One can hear them yapping down the corridor.

Prince Charles momentarily mistakes Kellyanne Conway for a maid and hands her his half-finished drink to take away.

Trump falls asleep during Her Majesty’s speech and slurs his words during his own. Orange-faced, He toasts the Queen and calls her a great lady several times. He eyes her crown and wonders how he could get one for himself. He touches her back when she stands to speak. She recoils inwardly. “We too…” she thinks to herself.

The Queen has artfully arranged the dinner seating so as to place ‘one person one would like to converse with’ next to one person ‘one would not like to converse with.' She sits between Trump and Charles. Camilla is next to Trump but talks to the bald guy who is not royal next to her. Prince Charles faces away from Melania, so she has to talk to someone no one in the US knows including me. Kushner faces a grim conversation with Princess Anne as Catherine the Duchess of Cambridge won''t look his direction. It goes this way all the way down the table. At the end of the table, there’s only Donald, Jr. left talking to the footman.

Trump tells the Queen he always has diet Coke with dinner.


Trump goes to London to visit the Queen (my screenplay) Part One:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212151767


Trump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition Part Two:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212158018

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Reply Tea with Prince Charles and Camilla and The State Banquet -- Part 3 and 4 (Original post)
Generic Other Jun 3 OP
Skittles Jun 3 #1
Generic Other Jun 3 #2
Skittles Jun 3 #3
Generic Other Jun 3 #5
cwydro Jun 3 #9
GoCubsGo Jun 3 #4
Generic Other Jun 3 #6
GoCubsGo Jun 3 #8
smirkymonkey Jun 3 #7
Generic Other Jun 3 #12
jalan48 Jun 3 #10
lunasun Jun 3 #11

Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:33 PM

1. the idea that all this pomp is provided for these VILE PEOPLE

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Response to Skittles (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:42 PM

2. The bill will be enormous

And the Queen did not offer to pay.

Remember, Skittles, the Queen is honoring America's veterans. They don't forget their debts. Unlike Trump. We will hear endless little bits of insider royal gossip about the Trumps and how awful it was to host them. But the Queen will do her duty.

Our job is to remind Americans why we need to be rid of this person. And his entourage.

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Response to Generic Other (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:44 PM

3. I do respect the royal family

my mum was a Brit, and was enormously comforted as a child by the royals staying in England during the war

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Response to Skittles (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:47 PM

5. My Dad was there during the war

I am observing this shitshow for him.

I'm also part Brit.

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Response to Skittles (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:59 PM

9. Both my parents were Brits.

I love England.

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:46 PM

4. I wonder how they prepared Kellyanne's spiders.

Did they steam them, or fry them in the popcorn popper with Sarah Honey BooBoo's squirrel?

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:50 PM

6. Her escort resembled her

The Queen has a sense of humor.

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Response to Generic Other (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:52 PM

8. I'm generally not into the royalty thing, but the Queen is growing on me.

She and her staff are just poking those dregs of humanity every chance they get.

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:51 PM

7. Oh this just want to make me want to vomit.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 09:58 PM

12. Sorry

If you see any estimates of the costs please post them for me. No doubt you can guess who's footing that bill.

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 09:03 PM

10. The Trump Tower Hillbillies meet the Royals.

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Response to Generic Other (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 09:17 PM

11. Kick :)

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