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Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:11 PM

fucker can't even get his tux right....TOO fat -sad

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Reply fucker can't even get his tux right....TOO fat -sad (Original post)
demtenjeep Jun 2019 OP
shanti Jun 2019 #1
onenote Jun 2019 #11
MLAA Jun 2019 #13
shanti Jun 2019 #25
Ilsa Jun 2019 #33
catrose Jun 2019 #42
guillaumeb Jun 2019 #32
hlthe2b Jun 2019 #2
hedda_foil Jun 2019 #17
BigmanPigman Jun 2019 #3
demtenjeep Jun 2019 #18
BigmanPigman Jun 2019 #24
Aristus Jun 2019 #4
The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2019 #9
Ilsa Jun 2019 #30
saidsimplesimon Jun 2019 #5
csziggy Jun 2019 #8
magicarpet Jun 2019 #28
RedParrot Jun 2019 #6
Sneederbunk Jun 2019 #7
octoberlib Jun 2019 #10
ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #12
Gothmog Jun 2019 #23
renate Jun 2019 #14
Celerity Jun 2019 #15
Me. Jun 2019 #16
TruckFump Jun 2019 #27
Me. Jun 2019 #38
TruckFump Jun 2019 #39
Me. Jun 2019 #41
MineralMan Jun 2019 #29
blue neen Jun 2019 #19
Smackdown2019 Jun 2019 #20
Totally Tunsie Jun 2019 #21
shanti Jun 2019 #26
Gothmog Jun 2019 #22
lunasun Jun 2019 #37
yardwork Jun 2019 #45
UniteFightBack Jun 2019 #31
guillaumeb Jun 2019 #34
magicarpet Jun 2019 #35
BigDemVoter Jun 2019 #36
pwb Jun 2019 #40
Gothmog Jun 2019 #43
Larissa Jun 2019 #44

Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:13 PM

1. What's with the short little jacket?

Charles looks so much better with the long one.

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Response to shanti (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:37 PM

11. The short jacket and vest tuxedo is a traditional look

But not everyone can pull it off. And by not everyone, I particularly mean Trump, who is wearing a very ill-fitting version.





Even Bush managed to pull off the look far better than Trump.


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Response to onenote (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:43 PM

13. He is ill-fitted for the job as his tux is ill-fitted for the job 😬

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Response to onenote (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 07:59 PM

25. Is that what's called a cutaway vest?

Chump's gut is much too big for this look. It looks nothing like what Shrub was wearing.

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Response to onenote (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:16 PM

33. So, the long waistcoat vest is the new style?

His tailor is playing a dirty trick on him.

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Response to onenote (Reply #11)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:39 PM

42. The Queen doesn't look happy. Not that anyone would.

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Response to shanti (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:16 PM

32. The jacket makes his hands look bigger. eom

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:13 PM

2. Wow.. It really shows up how big his gut is--even though they made the shirt ridiculously long.

Couldn't have that short jacket without his silly effort to conceal.

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 05:59 PM

17. I think you're right that the vest was made purposely too long because of his belly.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:14 PM

3. He looks like Humpty Dumpty.

His waistcoat is too long and tight, and the "cutaway" is too short making him look like an egg.

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Response to BigmanPigman (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 06:35 PM

18. wish he would humpty already over the wall

and no one could put him together again

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Response to demtenjeep (Reply #18)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 07:26 PM

24. 1,000 psychologists and 1 million bottles of

crazy glue could not put him "together". He is a lost cause and is now just a waste, a lump, a non-person, an "It".

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:14 PM

4. It's too bad he won't spring for proper tailoring.

As someone who also doesn't have an optimally-shaped body, I can tell you that high-quality tailoring can cover a multitude of bodily flaws.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:22 PM

9. I don't think he ever gets anything tailored, although he could certainly afford it,

because his clothes never seem to fit properly. The pants are always too long, the shoulders are too big, and his double-vent suit jackets make his ass look especially immense. I think he gets off-the-rack clothes that are a size too large, believing they will make him look less fat. But they don't.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:11 PM

30. The sleeves are too long, and his

Pants are baggy on his shoes.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:16 PM

5. Sorry, a link

to photo if you have one, otherwise, my imagination will fill in.

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Response to saidsimplesimon (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:07 PM

28. Photo,.. sure,... trDump dines at Buckingham...

Bon Appetite...

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:17 PM

6. For someone that doesn't drink beer

 

Trump has a big beer gut

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:19 PM

7. An insult to penguins.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:23 PM

10. .....

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Response to octoberlib (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:39 PM

12. That was what came to mind immediately upon seeing him

GET A BUCKET!

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Response to octoberlib (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 07:10 PM

23. Yep

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:43 PM

14. I love that he finally gets a state banquet at the Palace....

And all the online commentary is going to be about how poorly dressed he is AND, as the cherry on the sundae, the side-by-side pictures of him and of Obama.

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Response to renate (Reply #14)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 04:57 PM

15. +10000

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 05:24 PM

16. Off The Rack

should've had his tails bespoke

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Response to Me. (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:06 PM

27. That was my first thought

No way was that tux tailored for Trump.

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Response to TruckFump (Reply #27)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:26 PM

38. He's Too Cheap

Besides he probably would've stiffed the tailor

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Response to Me. (Reply #38)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:29 PM

39. I am wondering if someone did this to him intentionally

There is no way this tux was meant for him. He looks like a Walrus!

[link:|

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Response to TruckFump (Reply #39)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:33 PM

41. Wonder Who Has A Spare Set Of Huge Tails Hanging Around

and could get him to wear them without worry? Jared?

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Response to Me. (Reply #16)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:07 PM

29. It's a rental.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 06:38 PM

19. He looks like Boss Hogg from The Dukes of Hazzard.

The name fits, too.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 06:44 PM

20. BLIMPE

Burger eater cant button up his shirt.

We need popeye !

Oh that's right....Popeye is on the John McCain taking down the name covering tarp.

Barr, Graham and McConnell can save Trumps day to button his fat belly. After all, they kiss his rear all day long!

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 06:57 PM

21. Doturd lacks one very important element to his look...

a smile. It won't cure his problem, but will at least offer a bit of disguise for that ugly countenance.

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #21)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:00 PM

26. You don't want to see his rictus smile.

It frightens animals and small children.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 07:09 PM

22. For this thread

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #22)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:23 PM

37. Accentuates his tiny hands imo. Big in the middle small in the hands look

And the baggy pants did he pick that up from his bff?

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Response to lunasun (Reply #37)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 07:24 AM

45. Is that a cigarette in Kim's hand?

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:15 PM

31. He wears his vests like his ties I see. #DoughboyDonny. nt

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:17 PM

34. The Trump balloon looks more fit. eom

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:19 PM

35. BLACK Tie,.. I am surprised trDump the racist would wear such an outfit called that...

... I am amazed he did not show up in his super shiny acetate bowling shirt or golf shirt with his name embroidered across the back in golden threads.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:22 PM

36. That hog.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Mon Jun 3, 2019, 08:33 PM

40. His photo look is constipatation.....

Seems.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Tue Jun 4, 2019, 09:28 AM

43. This tux is what happens when you piss off the homosexuals.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Wed Jun 5, 2019, 06:54 AM

44. Trussed turkey

Trump looks like he's in the last trimester.

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