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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNancy Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She's Drunk You'll Fucking Know It
WASHINGTONDenying that there was any factual basis to the doctored footage shared by President Trump that suggested she was intoxicated, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi blasted the viral video clip Friday by claiming that youll fucking know it when shes drunk. Yet again, we have the President spreading baseless accusations on his Twitter feed, this time implying Ive been drunk on the job, when in reality theres not going to be any goddamn ambiguity whatsoever when I decide to get loaded, said Pelosi, telling reporters that she couldnt have been under the influence in the video because it did not feature her clutching the lectern for dear life while flipping off her colleagues and calling them a gaggle of cocksuckers. This video is a distraction from the malfeasance and cover-ups that this administration is actively engaged in, so let me put this matter to rest once and for all: When I get plastered, Im a mean-ass drunk, so until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthys dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing Ive been sober as a goddamn judge. Pelosi reportedly went on to do a keg stand on the Capitol lawn to demonstrate exactly what you fucking geniuses should be on the lookout for.
https://politics.theonion.com/nancy-pelosi-slams-edited-footage-with-claim-that-when-1835013354
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Nancy Pelosi Slams Edited Footage With Claim That When She's Drunk You'll Fucking Know It (Original Post)
kpete
May 2019
OP
I could not believe she said that when I read the headline. It is the Onion of course.
riversedge
May 2019
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WhiskeyGrinder
(22,315 posts)1. I love this.
Mme. Defarge
(8,022 posts)3. Damn straight!
riversedge
(70,182 posts)4. I could not believe she said that when I read the headline. It is the Onion of course.
catrose
(5,065 posts)5. Sadly, now America's finest news source
MBS
(9,688 posts)6. Satire aside, Nancy Pelosi doesn't drink alcohol.
From her daughter Christina:
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/445386-pelosis-daughter-responds-to-fake-videos-madam-speaker-doesnt-even-drink
riversedge
(70,182 posts)12. Thanks. I did not know that.
Politicub
(12,165 posts)7. Yes!!
Damn right!
...let me put this matter to rest once and for all: When I get plastered, Im a mean-ass drunk, so until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthys dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing Ive been sober as a goddamn judge.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)8. "Sober as a judge"
Any judge but Kavanaugh that is.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)11. Well, we now know that aphorism has lost all it's meaning.
LAS14
(13,777 posts)9. Signs of the times. I had to read this twice before I saw "Onion" at the top. nt
NNadir
(33,511 posts)10. My laugh for the day.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)13. Get this to the dumb shit in the WH.. he'll think it's real
and once again make an ass of himself.
Mountain Mule
(1,002 posts)14. A much needed laugh!
Thanks!
INdemo
(6,994 posts)15. Nancy Pelosi should challenge Trump to an alchohol and drug test
then we will see who has the addiction problem.
I have seen close camera shots of Trump on the stump and his pupils are the size of silver dollars, a sign of cocaine use.
Repeating his words, his slurred speech, is not necessarily because of Dementia symptoms, it could also be because of his cocaine hobbit.
SpankMe
(2,957 posts)17. Oh, holy shit this is funny!!
I can't tell you how much I wish she'd really said this!
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)18. I can actually picture her saying that
in private, of course. Or in her mind. And I wouldn't blame her.
However, according to her daughter, Nancy doesn't drink.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)19. This made me laugh out loud!