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Thu May 23, 2019, 10:34 PM

Nevermind

As we gear-up for the 2020 general election, you Republicans have so much going for you when it comes to re-electing Trump.

You can point to his incredible honesty, and how he’s never told a lie to the American people, or … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can focus on how he’s kept his promises, like releasing his tax returns, having Mexico pay for the Wall, replacing Obamacare with cheaper and more efficient healthcare coverage and … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can tout the fact that he’s “not into cover-ups”, and how his financial dealings are an open book for all to see … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can brag about how he’s championed the working-class by giving them tax breaks that went to the wealthy and … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can highlight his grasp of scientific fact, like how the noise from wind turbines causes cancer and … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can point to his respect for women by saying he’s free to grab them by … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can drive home how he’s protecting the country by standing up to Putin and warning him not to interfere in our … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can demonstrate his lack of bigotry and racism by never having said things like ‘shithole countries’ and ‘good people on both sides’, and – oh, right. Nevermind.

You can tout his high IQ and how he’s such a stable genius, he never has a meltdown when someone criticizes … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can point to his vast knowledge of world affairs, like knowing there are countries named Nipple and Button … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can repeat his eloquent speeches, full of inspiring phrases like “lock her up” and … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can point out how beloved and respected he is everywhere, as evidenced by the way protestors never show up when he … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can talk about how much he cares about children – especially the ones he’s taken from their parents at the border and locked in … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can brag about what a successful, self-made businessman he is, and how he never had to rely on Daddy’s money in order to … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can point to his brilliant negotiating skills, and how he gave Kim Jung-Un what he wanted and walked away with nothing … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can remind everyone how the Mueller report ‘exonerated’ Trump one hundred percent, and … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can point to Trump’s “best people”, and how they’ve all proven to be competent and honest … oh, right. Nevermind.

You can focus on his adherence to the rule of law, and his devotion to working 24/7 for the American people without vacation time or … oh, right. Nevermind.

Yeah, okay. What I said about you having so much going for you in trying to re-elect Trump, I was kidding.

So nevermind – because in all honesty, you’re fucked.


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NanceGreggs May 23 OP
2naSalit May 23 #1
madaboutharry May 23 #2
Mr.Bill May 23 #5
SammyWinstonJack May 23 #7
YOHABLO May 24 #12
sheshe2 May 23 #3
FakeNoose May 23 #4
BigmanPigman May 23 #6
NanceGreggs May 23 #8
First Speaker May 23 #9
MyOwnPeace May 23 #10
smirkymonkey May 24 #11
greytdemocrat May 24 #13
Gothmog May 24 #14
BSdetect May 24 #15

Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:36 PM

1. The awful truth...nt

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:46 PM

2. And yet 40% of the American people

are ok with all of this.

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Response to madaboutharry (Reply #2)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:55 PM

5. And they're fucked too. n/t

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #5)

Thu May 23, 2019, 11:04 PM

7. Bigly, but as long as tRUMP hates the same people they do, it's all good.

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Response to madaboutharry (Reply #2)

Fri May 24, 2019, 12:15 AM

12. They're all running around in the woods in camo with their guns. "The end is nigh!!"

or watching Shawn Hannity on FAUX news.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:50 PM

3. Kick. Recommend.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:55 PM

4. On the other hand, he's gotten really good at CHEATING his golf partners

... and making Uncle Sam pay for his golf games.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Thu May 23, 2019, 10:58 PM

6. As Emily Litella would say...

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Response to BigmanPigman (Reply #6)

Thu May 23, 2019, 11:06 PM

8. Thought of her ...

... the whole time I was writing this.

It's hard not to think about what comedy gems people like Gilda Radner would have given us, were they here to observe this total fucktard in action.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #8)

Thu May 23, 2019, 11:24 PM

9. Imagine George Carlin in action regarding Trump...

...or, even more so, H. L. Mencken, who would have had the time of his life with this buffoon. Ever read his commentaries on Harding? Just imagine him unleashed on Dolt45...

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Response to First Speaker (Reply #9)

Thu May 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

10. My thinking was........

Jon Stewart.

O-M-G!!!!! I can't imagine how he'd be able to keep it all within a 28 minute (is that the real time they have to work with?) segment.
Not just IQ45 - which, by my figuring, would account for an hour special per night, but to think what he would have done with Jeffery Beauregard Sessions and Lindsey Graham - well, there's just no way to come close to filling the imagination of what Stewart would have done.

Unfortunately, these brilliant minds would have suffered scorn and abuse that was not common in their time. And THAT is another ramification of what IQ45 has done to OUR country - and I don't like it (yeah, I'm pissed!).

GET OUT THE VOTE!!!!

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

11. K&R

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 01:26 AM

13. And

What if they win again??

What are we going to do then???

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 08:27 AM

14. Great post, Nance

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Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2019, 09:40 AM

15. k&r

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