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Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:28 AM

Trump to down size Paw Patrol

Trump in his Michigan speech said, "While we all appreciate the fine, very fine, work our men and woman, but mostly dogs, do in Paw Patrol. The truth of the matter is that the expense is killing us. Killing us. Paw Patrol was a liberal overreach program that this country can no longer afford. Now we all like firemen and policemen. To quote Jesus, you can not have an effective police state without Chase. So we will be keeping Chase. And if I had my way, Chase would be called Beatdown. But let's not get into that here. We're also gonna need a wall, so Rumble will be fine. We will not be eliminating Rumble. He will build that wall and make Tracker pay for it. We're also keeping Marshall. He will not longer have a fire truck. Transforming trucks are very expensive and not very effective. My uncle, he does the nuclear. He says the best way to fight fire is by raking leaves. Effective immediately Marshall will be on full time leaf raking. You can thank me later, California. That brings us to Sky, the chick. Now in these politically correct times you can't fire women. You can't do it. You can't. She has to fly. Now if a liberal was in charge she'd be taking the train, but they're not in charge. Huge electoral college victory. Huge. She can still fly. We're getting her a new 737. Those things are great. Just super. Now I know what you're thinking. We're gonna kill the recycling one. Trump isn't into environmental stuff. Rocky is as good as dead. That's not true. Lots of grounds keeping work needs to be done at my golf course. I can't rely on Tracker to do it for less anymore. So Rocky is fine. He's got that claw thing for grounds keeping. That leads us to Zuma. Whoever has seen Zuma do anything? He leaches off the others. Eating dog treats and driving around in a hover crafts high on dog treats. He should be tested before he's allowed those treats, but the liberals won't allow for that. They want the Zuma high on dog treats at tax payers expense. He doesn't even use a sex yacht which has a thousand and one uses, but a hover craft. Wind power, it blows. I coined that. It's mine. Effective immediately, we are euthanizing Zuma. I know, I know, he doesn't do anything anyway. It's not like we will miss him. That's why it has to be done. Think of the savings. In addition, we have a new rule. For every Paw Patrol character that is created, two have to die! MAGA America."

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Response to Johonny (Original post)

Mon Apr 1, 2019, 10:54 AM

1. Man a lot of 4 year olds are going to be upset about that one!

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Response to Initech (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 1, 2019, 11:49 AM

2. People seem to down to enjoy April 1st this year :(

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Response to Johonny (Original post)

Mon Apr 1, 2019, 12:25 PM

3. Leave Skye alone.

She’s my favorite.

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