Sat Mar 30, 2019, 01:23 PM
tenderfoot (7,770 posts)
QAnon accuse... uh... Kate Bush of Murder
QAnon Idiots Finally Go Too Far, Accuse Kate Bush Of Murder
Every day, QAnon "patriots" from across the globe post stupid ass shit on their special Voat message board. They accuse various people of being pedophiles, write letters to Trump (whom they apparently believe reads their message board every day and pays close attention to them), are sad about how bad white people have it, and talk about how amazing it is going to be once everyone realizes they have actually been right about everything all along. But now they have gone too far. In a post I clocked this morning, one "baker" (as they call themselves) claims that beloved music icon (and primary inspiration for my current hair situation) Kate Bush is a MURDERER, and that her 1993 video for "The Red Shoes" is in fact "a symbolic reenactment of her initiation kill." The user posting the video lays out his evidence. 1:10 - Gets drugged to help cope with it.
1:38 - Hesitates. It's so fucked up, can she really do this? 1:48 - Seduced by power and opportunity, as if under a spell. 1:55 - Hesitates again. Initiator has been patient and encouraging - everyone's first time is difficult. 2:00 - Finds her determination and enthusiastically breaks through the psychological barrier. 2:05-2:20 - He's doing the kill, she's swimming in blood. 2:40 - Symbolic of dancing in blood. 3:00 - Dancing on the graves of the consumed. Wow, they've really thought this one through! Other commenters on the site agreed that the video was an obvious murder confession, steaming that "They love to rub our faces in it, don't they?" <snip> If you're wondering why on earth this particular video was a target, it is because red shoes are A THING for the QAnon people.
They believe that people wear red shoes in order to surreptitiously brag about the fact that they are way into sacrificing children to Satan and then eating them -- they have to wear red shoes when they do this, because otherwise the blood will stain their shoes and it will be a whole mess! Sometimes, they think, the shoes are literally " target="_blank">made from the skin of said children. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. This is what they believe. The idea mostly gained traction last August when Q "dropped" a thing about Bill Maher wearing them, and now every time they see someone wearing red shoes they're all, "Look at that jerk just going around blatantly advertising that they love killing and eating children!" more: https://www.wonkette.com/qanon-idiots-finally-go-too-far-accuse-kate-bush-of-murder
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29 replies, 4605 views
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| tenderfoot | Mar 2019 | OP | |
| Leghorn21 | Mar 2019 | #1 | |
| Dennis Donovan | Mar 2019 | #2 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #22 | |
| Chin music | Mar 2019 | #3 | |
| Initech | Mar 2019 | #4 | |
| kimbutgar | Mar 2019 | #5 | |
| Wounded Bear | Mar 2019 | #6 | |
| kimbutgar | Mar 2019 | #7 | |
| Wounded Bear | Mar 2019 | #8 | |
| WhiskeyGrinder | Mar 2019 | #9 | |
| Skidmore | Mar 2019 | #10 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #25 | |
| Skidmore | Mar 2019 | #26 | |
| Celerity | Mar 2019 | #11 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #21 | |
| Dave Starsky | Mar 2019 | #12 | |
| Codeine | Mar 2019 | #13 | |
| SMC22307 | Mar 2019 | #17 | |
| Dave Starsky | Mar 2019 | #18 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #20 | |
| tenderfoot | Mar 2019 | #24 | |
| TheBlackAdder | Mar 2019 | #14 | |
| jpak | Mar 2019 | #15 | |
| yardwork | Mar 2019 | #16 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #23 | |
| ProfessorGAC | Apr 2019 | #29 | |
| ck4829 | Mar 2019 | #19 | |
| Ferretherder | Apr 2019 | #27 | |
| Mc Mike | Apr 2019 | #28 |
Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 01:27 PM
Leghorn21 (13,137 posts)
1. "WHY ARE EVERYBODY WEARING RED SHOES?"?!??1?!
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 01:27 PM
Dennis Donovan (18,761 posts)
2. She murdered Peter Gabriel! The tale is told in the song "Biko"
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It was 9/77 in Port Elizabeth, with clear weather. She dragged him to room 619 and beat him senseless...
These people really should hold back on the Lysergic acid... |
Response to Dennis Donovan (Reply #2)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:23 PM
ck4829 (33,542 posts)
22. LSD looks at QAnon and says "Dude, you need help"
Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 01:39 PM
Chin music (20,000 posts)
3. I love her hair situation.
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And think people w too much time on their hands are really cut out for the internet.
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 01:46 PM
Initech (93,573 posts)
4. They've been smoking too much covfefe again.
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Or not enough, I forget how that shit works.
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 02:21 PM
kimbutgar (17,572 posts)
5. Were those red shoes photoshopped?
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It really looks fake
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Response to kimbutgar (Reply #5)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 02:23 PM
Wounded Bear (53,105 posts)
6. Ya think?
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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #6)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 02:27 PM
kimbutgar (17,572 posts)
7. The only men I have ever seen wearing red shoes are popes!
Response to kimbutgar (Reply #7)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 02:31 PM
Wounded Bear (53,105 posts)
8. I guess that's the joke...
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but I thought National Lampoon wore that one out in the 80's.
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 02:35 PM
WhiskeyGrinder (17,897 posts)
9. HOW DARE THEY.
Response to Skidmore (Reply #10)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:45 PM
ck4829 (33,542 posts)
25. That is a lot to unpack
Response to ck4829 (Reply #25)
Skidmore This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 03:27 PM
Celerity (31,763 posts)
11. more red shoe satanists
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QAnon are fucking insane loons AND a clear and present danger |
Response to Celerity (Reply #11)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:21 PM
ck4829 (33,542 posts)
21. All part of the Soros conspiracy
Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 04:03 PM
Dave Starsky (5,914 posts)
12. I hope they never hear her song "Waking the Witch".
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And clearly, "Get Out of My House" was about the plot to take Congressional seats from Republicans.
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 04:06 PM
Codeine (25,586 posts)
13. "Hounds of Love" confirms the dogpill.
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Protip; if you dont already know what dogpill means. . . just remain blissfully ignorant. You really dont want to know.
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Response to Codeine (Reply #13)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 06:24 PM
SMC22307 (8,009 posts)
17. Strange Phenomena, indeed. (n/t)
Response to Codeine (Reply #13)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 07:34 PM
Dave Starsky (5,914 posts)
18. All right, I had to look it up.
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Jesus Hernandez Christ, why did I have to do that?
These people are scarily demented and dangerous. |
Response to Codeine (Reply #13)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:20 PM
ck4829 (33,542 posts)
20. Aaand I had to google it. That's in my brain now.
Response to Codeine (Reply #13)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:28 PM
tenderfoot (7,770 posts)
24. Here's a great response from a commenter
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Oh, you laugh, but it's actually a well-known fact among those of us who aren't sheeple that Kate Bush likes to use her videos to celebrate her many crimes. Here she is committing robbery:
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 05:21 PM
TheBlackAdder (24,544 posts)
14. Man, that is the shittiest Photoshop job. Those clowns fall for it? Ivanka must be in the ring too.
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They show a picture of Bill Maher with Anthony Weiner, as proof of a Podesta Pedo ring.
Oh, shit! Geraldo too?
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 06:06 PM
jpak (41,204 posts)
15. Add Kristin Hersh of Throwing Muses to the QAnon Murderer's Row
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Sat Mar 30, 2019, 06:09 PM
yardwork (54,793 posts)
16. Lol. I wear red shoes sometimes.
Response to yardwork (Reply #16)
Sun Mar 31, 2019, 01:25 PM
ck4829 (33,542 posts)
23. So you're sometimes part of the conspiracy?
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Response to ck4829 (Reply #23)
Wed Apr 3, 2019, 07:22 AM
ProfessorGAC (54,509 posts)
29. I Used To Wear Red Linen Shoes
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So, apparently I used to be part of the conspiracy!
I must have been weakly committed to it, or.... There is no conspiracy. I'm flummoxed! |
Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Wed Apr 3, 2019, 12:03 AM
Ferretherder (1,441 posts)
27. Kate Bush wrote one of my ABSOLUTE favorite songs...
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...'Blow Away'
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Response to tenderfoot (Original post)
Wed Apr 3, 2019, 07:13 AM
Mc Mike (9,034 posts)


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