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Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:06 PM

If you want a laugh-out-loud read re: Devin Nunes

you will seriously enjoy Dana Milbank's column today. The puns are glorious! I was driving my husband crazy over coffee this morning with my howling.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2019/03/20/dana-milbank-devin-nunes/

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Reply If you want a laugh-out-loud read re: Devin Nunes (Original post)
leftieNanner Mar 2019 OP
dewsgirl Mar 2019 #1
IllinoisBirdWatcher Mar 2019 #2
leftieNanner Mar 2019 #3
Archae Mar 2019 #4
leftieNanner Mar 2019 #5
Archae Mar 2019 #8
IllinoisBirdWatcher Mar 2019 #10
Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #6
leftieNanner Mar 2019 #7
Wounded Bear Mar 2019 #9
leftieNanner Mar 2019 #12
lagomorph777 Mar 2019 #11

Response to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:21 PM

1. I have followed and been followed by Devin Nune's mom for at least a year. That article is hilarious

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Response to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:33 PM

2. Republicans are now taking away our cows. Shameful.

And they are trying to blame Democrats...

Green New Deal fears: Will AOC rustle our cows?

Iowa cows need to be immediately branded with GPS trackers so Whiny Nunes can monitor ALL cows from his California residence to make sure his Iowa cows are safe.

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Response to IllinoisBirdWatcher (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:45 PM

3. Well, then I better go out and buy a whole herd of cows

before those nasty Republicans come for them.

Can I buy cow futures on the stock market?

Doesn't this go against my Second Amendment rights for a "well cow-ed militia"?

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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 01:49 PM

4. I've heard of cows.

Nunes is trying to pretend Trump is udder-ly blameless, and Moo-ler is trying to milk this for all it's worth.

Nunes' lawsuit has a rather cheesy premise, though.

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Response to Archae (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:33 PM

5. Now just hold on a minute Archae

I might have a beef with you here.

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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:41 PM

8. Anyone else can horn in if they want...

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Response to Archae (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:11 PM

10. This thread has become Udderly Hillarious. eom

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Response to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:39 PM

6. Ruminate on that for a moment...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:41 PM

7. Don't you mean:

ru-mooooo-nate?

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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #7)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 02:42 PM

9. I'll have to chew on that for a bit...

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 07:41 PM

12. This cud take a while...

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Response to leftieNanner (Original post)

Thu Mar 21, 2019, 03:16 PM

11. The article is hilarious, but the funniest bit is a quote from Nunes himself!

The Nunes lawsuit states: "Like Devin Nunes' Mom, Devin Nunes' cow engaged a vicious defamation campaign against Nunes that lasted over a year. Devin Nunes' cow has made, published and republished hundreds of false and defamatory statements of and concerning Nunes, including the following: Nunes is a 'treasonous cowpoke' 'Devin's boots are full of manure. He's udder-ly worthless and its pasture time to move him to prison.'" (The cow, revealing its true species, spelled "move" as "mooove."

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