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Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:40 PM

Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Barack Obama ignited a firestorm of controversy on Wednesday by demanding to see President Donald Trump’s elementary-school diploma.

Speaking to reporters in Washington, Obama called on Trump to prove “once and for all” that he had completed a K-through-five program.

“While the U.S. Constitution does not require the President to have graduated from fifth grade, it would still be nice to know that he had done so,” Obama said.

By insisting on the release of Trump’s diploma, Obama joined a growing movement of so-called schoolers, who contend that Trump never attended school.

Schoolers’ demands to see documentation of Trump’s elementary-school attendance have yet to sway the White House, which has released only a short version of Trump’s second-grade report card, with the grades completely redacted.

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-demands-to-see-trumps-elementary-school-diploma?utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_030619&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&user_id=25394153&esrc=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

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Reply Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma (Original post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2019 OP
muntrv Mar 2019 #1
JohnnyLib2 Mar 2019 #2
erronis Mar 2019 #3
Lonestarblue Mar 2019 #12
True Blue American Mar 2019 #36
Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2019 #15
Scarsdale Mar 2019 #32
marble falls Mar 2019 #4
Lucid Dreamer Mar 2019 #5
TrogL Mar 2019 #38
duforsure Mar 2019 #6
True Blue American Mar 2019 #11
Scarsdale Mar 2019 #33
True Blue American Mar 2019 #35
Scarsdale Mar 2019 #39
Solly Mack Mar 2019 #7
lame54 Mar 2019 #8
erronis Mar 2019 #30
pwb Mar 2019 #9
Kind of Blue Mar 2019 #10
Alea Mar 2019 #13
Gothmog Mar 2019 #14
world wide wally Mar 2019 #16
calimary Mar 2019 #25
warmfeet Mar 2019 #26
True Blue American Mar 2019 #40
Gothmog Mar 2019 #17
cstanleytech Mar 2019 #18
LakeArenal Mar 2019 #19
mahannah Mar 2019 #20
Locrian Mar 2019 #37
treestar Mar 2019 #21
lindysalsagal Mar 2019 #22
JohnnyRingo Mar 2019 #23
NNadir Mar 2019 #24
50 Shades Of Blue Mar 2019 #27
hay rick Mar 2019 #28
klook Mar 2019 #29
erronis Mar 2019 #31
bjvom Mar 2019 #34

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:40 PM

1. Where do I join the schooler movement?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:42 PM

2. I won't be surprised if Borowitz is on the TrumpTweet list.


What an honor that would be.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:45 PM

3. Next we should ask to see proof that he had a mother and wasn't just a gamete from Fred

Having seen pictures of his Mummmmmy I could understand not wanting to acknowledge parentage. Of course Old Fred wasn't much of a ladies' man (from my POV.)

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Response to erronis (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:45 PM

12. Donald and Mummy look too much alike--same hairstyle too!

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Response to erronis (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:54 PM

15. first, prove it is human


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Response to erronis (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 11:52 AM

32. tRump's grandpa owned

brothels in Alaska and Canada. This might be where tRump learned his "respect" for women??

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:50 PM

4. "While the U.S. Constitution does not require the President to have graduated from fifth grade, it

would still be nice to know that he had done so,” Obama said.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:56 PM

5. I don't think most grammar school gave "diplomas" back then.

I sure don't remember getting one and couldn't produce it if I did.

There goes my bid for prez.

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Response to Lucid Dreamer (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 02:40 PM

38. We got one

Granted, they printed it on the ditto machine

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 05:59 PM

6. I'm now a schooler too!

They'll never get the truth from him on this, which is why it shows it was really bad or he'd be bragging and showing off about it even more. . Its recently been shown he lied about being a honors student in Penn too.

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Response to duforsure (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:44 PM

11. In another thread a school mate

Showed the Honor Students. Trump was not on it

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Response to True Blue American (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 11:54 AM

33. Prolly because

the stable genius excelled, and left those "losers" in his dust!! They would have had to invent a special honors program to accommodate the orange asshole.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #33)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 12:44 PM

35. Stable Genius?

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Response to True Blue American (Reply #35)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 03:07 PM

39. That is what he called himself!!

His self love knows no bounds.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:00 PM

8. I'd settle for his house training papers

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Response to lame54 (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 10:18 PM

30. Pee stains. Whose? Did the KGB already get to donnie back then?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:00 PM

9. I hear trump was good with the sticks in kindergarten ?

Also the tom tom.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:43 PM

10. OMG, the birth of the New Truth Movement.

Truthers UNITE

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:45 PM

13. LOL!

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:50 PM

14. Investigators recover bumper sticker from Fred and Mary Trump's 1964 Pontiac.

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:58 PM

16. Fred must have bribed those teachers too

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:34 PM

25. LOL!!!!

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:35 PM

26. Yes,

he did much better in those days.

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 03:15 PM

40. Shoudn't that be ADD?

And this is not intended as an insult to those who really do suffer.

But they say he still takes Adderall and that stuff can be dangerous.

General Wesley Clark had ADD at the age of 7. Look what a great Leader he turned out to ne.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 06:58 PM

17. I love good satire

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:14 PM

18. Hell I want to see his papers showing he passed Pre-K because judging by his behavior

I doubt he did.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:21 PM

19. I heard he came from a strange pod in his basement.

Fully grown. With extra long tie included.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:27 PM

20. Just not funny any more...if it ever was.

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Response to mahannah (Reply #20)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 01:40 PM

37. agreed - I've gone past the ability to laught at it - n/t

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:31 PM

21. I knew this was going to be boriwitz

Before I opened the thread!

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:34 PM

22. Anyone know if Andy's married?

Because I'm ready to propose.......

ANDY!!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?????


I'M SERIES!!!!!!

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 07:54 PM

23. It's about time.

I'm sure MAGAs would have still voted for him since he's still smarter than them, but it might help in 2020.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:33 PM

24. If he has a 5th grade diploma, it's because he cheated. Most 5th graders are far more...

...eloquent and well spoken.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:36 PM

27. OK, this literally made me LOL.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:37 PM

28. First grade graduation would be a stretch.

That's when we learned that we were supposed to be nice to other people and that lying was bad.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 08:55 PM

29. Bwa-ha-haaa! All he has to do is show the diploma... what's he hiding? (nt)

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2019, 10:21 PM

31. Donnie is still in kindergarten - needs his rest naps and his wee-wee napkins.

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Mar 7, 2019, 12:25 PM

34. He bought a diploma with his allowance.

 

In the era tRump should have been attending, elementary schools were usually through 6th grade. Just FYI.

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