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Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:12 PM Aug 2012

What do YOU most want to see at the RNC?


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Mitt gives acceptance speech wearing nothing but crotchless "temple garments"
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Paul withdraws, gives nominating speech for Todd Akin
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Ryan admits to being the inspiration for "Magic Mike"
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Britney shaves head again during Romney/Ryan endorsement press conference
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Pat Buchanan leads assembled delegates in singing of "Tomorrow Belongs To Me"
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Joe Arpaio has Justin Bieber forcibly deported
1 (11%)
Largest cream pie fight in history, as convention band plays "Call Me Maybe"
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Carl Hiiasen gets idea for next book
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Meh
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What's an RNC?
1 (11%)
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What do YOU most want to see at the RNC? (Original Post) Ken Burch Aug 2012 OP
Honestly, I hope Ron Paul wreaks havoc and that total chaos ensues for the duration notadmblnd Aug 2012 #1
Ayn Ryan...I like that... Ken Burch Aug 2012 #3
I figured Paul putting Akin in nomination would cause the MOST possible havoc Ken Burch Aug 2012 #4
Akin as Ron Paul's VP pic would definitely wreak havoc notadmblnd Aug 2012 #14
What I'ld most like to see would be just that. turtlerescue1 Aug 2012 #25
Yes - would love to see the RPers attempt a coup. nc4bo Aug 2012 #38
Well since it's going to be a circus anyway. Kalidurga Aug 2012 #2
Maybe they can sing the lyrics to "Eve of Destruction" to the tune of "God Bless The U.S.A." Ken Burch Aug 2012 #10
now that would be poetic nt Kalidurga Aug 2012 #16
Hiassen will write a trilogy! FSogol Aug 2012 #5
Vermin Supreme will be there. Huzzah! Fire Walk With Me Aug 2012 #6
A Meteor? Fumesucker Aug 2012 #7
Cthulhu stopping by to take his failed minions hifiguy Aug 2012 #8
Just your week? randome Aug 2012 #31
I want to see them LOSE IcyPeas Aug 2012 #9
I was going to say that one of the ET's out there just transports the whole lot of them offworld, niyad Aug 2012 #11
Although it would be hilarious to see the looks on their faces Ken Burch Aug 2012 #12
I had to go with Hiaasen, I love his stuff. panader0 Aug 2012 #13
I want to see Robme/Rayn vomit profusely LeftofObama Aug 2012 #15
Love it. The Night Club in Hell. hifiguy Aug 2012 #17
They'd have Snooki humping Mitt from behind. Ken Burch Aug 2012 #43
It would be even better if Christie got tanked and did the pole dance himself. Ken Burch Aug 2012 #18
All the attendees get bedbugs in their luggage at their hotels. AlinPA Aug 2012 #19
That...or a herpes outbreak in the Utah delegation. Ken Burch Aug 2012 #22
Paul Ryan announces that he's quitting politics to become a model for GQ. Tierra_y_Libertad Aug 2012 #20
The Staypuft marshmallow man. nt rrneck Aug 2012 #21
That would fit, too. Ken Burch Aug 2012 #36
locusts n/t n2doc Aug 2012 #23
Locked doors and LSD in the drinking water. Arctic Dave Aug 2012 #24
I'd hate to think what Mitt Romney's acid trip would be like... Ken Burch Aug 2012 #37
Rapture, and no one left behind. nt Xipe Totec Aug 2012 #26
Hurricane elleng Aug 2012 #27
Romney discovers he's actually bankrupt! n/t RKP5637 Aug 2012 #28
I would like to see Mitt's magic underwear have some type of electric shock given to his butt southernyankeebelle Aug 2012 #29
Strippers making a load of money get the red out Aug 2012 #30
...especially if it's a lapdance by a transgendered stripper... Ken Burch Aug 2012 #32
3 ghosts hootinholler Aug 2012 #33
T.R. can be the Ghost Moose candidate this fall! Ken Burch Aug 2012 #34
Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if today's GOP... Ken Burch Aug 2012 #35
Fisticuffs and duels that start with a glove slap. nt sufrommich Aug 2012 #39
...an opening ceremony directed by Danny Boyle... Ken Burch Aug 2012 #40
I just wanna see Thom Hartmann there. chknltl Aug 2012 #41
I want to see Amy Goodman infiltrate the convention floor somehow. Ken Burch Aug 2012 #42

notadmblnd

(23,720 posts)
1. Honestly, I hope Ron Paul wreaks havoc and that total chaos ensues for the duration
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:15 PM
Aug 2012

and if a strong wind comes along, I wouldn't cry if it blew Rmoney and Ayn Ryan away

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
4. I figured Paul putting Akin in nomination would cause the MOST possible havoc
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:19 PM
Aug 2012

Maybe you'd end up with old Phyllis Schlafly types holding "Rape Me, Mitt!" signs.

turtlerescue1

(1,013 posts)
25. What I'ld most like to see would be just that.
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:09 PM
Aug 2012

Sadly I get too angry and that would be too many repiglicans at one time, making b/p and heart rate go nuts. So I'll try to only catch the news clips...

But Paul doing that for Akin would be the best thing...in my book. At least stop the games and deceit, put it all out there. Yeah.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
2. Well since it's going to be a circus anyway.
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:16 PM
Aug 2012

Might as well have that cream pie fight. Although I think they should do a remix of Eve of Destruction and give it a happy tune for their theme music.

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
10. Maybe they can sing the lyrics to "Eve of Destruction" to the tune of "God Bless The U.S.A."
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:33 PM
Aug 2012

n/t.

niyad

(112,424 posts)
11. I was going to say that one of the ET's out there just transports the whole lot of them offworld,
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:37 PM
Aug 2012

to some prison planet. but, what have the et's ever done to deserve them?

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
12. Although it would be hilarious to see the looks on their faces
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:38 PM
Aug 2012

when they realized they WEREN'T being "Raptured".

LeftofObama

(4,243 posts)
15. I want to see Robme/Rayn vomit profusely
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 07:43 PM
Aug 2012

after being subjected to one of Christy Cream Christie's obnoxious combination pizza/beer farts while Ann the screamin harpy Coulter and Michelle idiot Malkin pole dance to Jesus Take The Wheel.

So yeah, I guess I want to see a circus.

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
18. It would be even better if Christie got tanked and did the pole dance himself.
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 08:41 PM
Aug 2012

....traumatic, but better.

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
36. That would fit, too.
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:34 PM
Aug 2012

Or Winthorpe and Valentine getting the better of the Koch...er I mean the Duke Brothers, again...

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
37. I'd hate to think what Mitt Romney's acid trip would be like...
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:35 PM
Aug 2012

"I was floating in paisley-colored iced coffee...Donny and Marie were singing backwards...the Tabernacle Choir was naked and dancing in the sky...I had a union card..."

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
29. I would like to see Mitt's magic underwear have some type of electric shock given to his butt
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:15 PM
Aug 2012

when he lies. That would be great. At the end of the convention he wouldn't be able to sit down.

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
32. ...especially if it's a lapdance by a transgendered stripper...
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:24 PM
Aug 2012

...and the customer is Tony Perkins...

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
35. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if today's GOP...
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:32 PM
Aug 2012

...let the ghost of John Wilkes Booth give the main speech on gun rights.

chknltl

(10,558 posts)
41. I just wanna see Thom Hartmann there.
Thu Aug 23, 2012, 09:42 PM
Aug 2012

Thom is fearless, he likes attending these functions and is usually the only Dem there. He calls it being in the belly of the beast and he gets some very interesting interviews from attendees.

I further want to see him there because it will mean he is recovering well from an operation that went bad.

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