Day 3 National emergency this is some omega man soylent green shit

[TEB]

I heard from tclambert Michigan is holding on but by a thread reason they have a Taco Bell down the street. If Michigan goes we all know we’re screwed they’ll be in ohiogals back yard and how will her husband get out to fish. here in Pennsylvania we’re gonna build a wall around the boog to secure our boarders please we do not have a go fund me for boogs wall.

Shraby is now DU National emergency coordinator that dude Charlie Heston on the ball with plastic sheeting and duct tape.

I’m heading out to store to get supplies make Mexican I’m hungry for tacos I need shredded cheese , Good luck all will get thru this.

[lapfog_1]

1. the invasion has begun!

http://www.pocho.com/taco-trucks-on-every-corner-will-look-like-this-animated-gif/

i'm getting sour cream!

[Achilleaze]

2. There's already a shortage of chocorations

[Ohiogal]

3. Please don't let that happen!

Does anyone know what it’s like to live with a die hard fisherman who can’t get out to fish....
All I will say is that it isn’t pretty.

[TEB]

6. Exactly

[Sugar Smack]

4. You just polished off the last beer in your bunker, didn't you?

You may want to replenish the cerveza as well.

I'm armed with drawing pens, sketchbooks, art supplies. There's plenty of coffee here, and I just did a Cat-check. She's present and accounted for. Godspeed!

[TEB]

5. I'm glad the cat is ok

[Chipper Chat]

7. I'm sorry to report Indiana is already gone.

I cant reach my family anymore. I received their maga hats from UPS as the USPO is no longer functioning.

[TEB]

9. ? Can you give em pence

In negotiations

[Chipper Chat]

12. Have YOU tried to negotiating with magacretins?

Rofl

[Hugin]

8. I heard a siren this morning.

We're pretty much already overrun down here.

Save yourselves.

Send snacks.

[TEB]

10. Good luck

On escape and evade

[Hugin]

11. I'm printing out my emails and

shredding them.

There's talk you can trade taco shells for ramen noodles.

Stay away from the windows.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. LOL, that's a classic.

Someone should Tweet a suggestion to the Shitgibbon to print all his incriminating tweets and shred them.....

[Hugin]

15. Reading between the lines, many emails, when assembled, indicate there's a serious shortage of...

Cialis and Viagra.

This is series!

It's only the start!



( )

[KY_EnviroGuy]

13. We'll try to hold them at the TN/KY border....

to avoid another Bowling Green Massacre! Nashville already has razor wire around Music Row.

We'll shield you 'cause I hear they prefer Gibson and Fender...... .......

[2naSalit]

16. Since I can see it...

I'll keep guard over the road that heads down into the wilderness, you just never know.