What Trump really looks like (trigger warning)

[EffieBlack]

Link to tweet

[Hassin Bin Sober]

1. Judging by his Darth Vader like scalp reveals I think he is much more blotchy

Like this guy

[ooky]

21. Is this what a lifetime of greed does?

Geez.

[yonder]

28. I'm saying yes

[Control-Z]

2. Yeah, but there's probably a big scar

from his scalp reduction surgery that prevents him from every going natural.

[BigMin28]

5. Good point!

I hadn't thought of that.

The ugliest part of him oozes from within him though.

[Control-Z]

10. That is what he should be concerned with -

the ugly that oozes from within.

Never happen, though.

[JI7]

3. NOPE , THIS is what he looks like

[SammyWinstonJack]

31. Yikes!

[Ms. Toad]

4. I find the right photo much more attractive. n/t

[forgotmylogin]

18. I agree.

He's seventy-whatever years old. He really needn't go through all that trouble with his hur.

[luvallpeeps]

22. that reminds me of a game my brother and I would play on long roadtrips growing up.

You ask the person what would you rather do, and you give two vile choices and make them pick. Who would you rather tongue kiss, Trump, or Karl Rove? What would you rather do, eat a bowl of scabs, or drink a shot of pus? It was a nasty little pastime, but it would kill at least a half hour or more.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Either way, he is absolutely hideous.

He is the ugliest person in the world to me. The sight of him makes me flinch. Worse than that. I can't say here what it makes me want to do.

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. huh.

Does he actually look like Willard Scott in the second one?

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(do you know how hard I had to search to find a photo in which Willard wasn't smiling??)

[lunatica]

8. I know he each side comes from one photo but

the one on the right makes him look meaner. Colder and meaner.

[rusty quoin]

9. He likes his old self all dolled up.

[RockRaven]

11. I'm not holding out much hope for it, but I'd love to see what Trump comes up with when

he's incarcerated and he has to do without his spray tan and hair products -- how desperate will he be? will he just cut his hair, or will he try to style it anyway without spray? will he attempt a different combover direction?

I want to live in a world where Donald Trump KNOWS there is a mug shot/prison photo of him in his jumpsuit without any cosmetics in every newspaper, magazine, and website in the world. That will eat him alive from the inside.

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. Public humiliation on a grand scale and he wouldn't be able to do

anything about it.

[YOHABLO]

12. He looks like Rush Limbaugh

[hedda_foil]

13. He looks like an actual miserable old billionaire in the second version.

[hunter]

14. If Trump had lived his life laughing he'd be much more appealing.

I know plenty of people Trump's age whose inner strengths and successful pursuits of happiness, no matter how rare, are etched upon their faces.

That dude Trump is a bitter, spiteful, old man who wouldn't survive a round of golf with anyone in my family, golf which is, I confess, sometimes more like Calvinball.




Trump gets off on cheating. Calvinball doesn't work like that.

Neither does life.

In the best of all possible worlds everyone wins.

[Niagara]

15. Alright, who has the eye bleach?

He's fugly on the inside as well as on the outside, with or without his fake orange spray and ridiculous comb over.

[Poiuyt]

16. He certainly looks better in the second one (even with the scowl)

I know he's trying to hang onto his youth, but he looks more credible in the second.

[Kitchari]

17. He looks like Mr. Potter

From It's A Wonderful Life ( not a good look )

[ProudMNDemocrat]

19. Trump will never age gracefully as this man has......

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Nor will he ever measure up in dignity, stamina, knowledge, or what it means to live a purpose-filled life.

[LW1977]

24. Stop!

Mr. Potter was such a better human being.

Actually around Christmas 2016, couldn’t really tell the difference between the two.

[Apollyonus]

35. Yuck

Comparing Trump to Obama is like comparing a heap of garbage with the treasure in Alibaba's cave.

[greyl]

20. Discovering flaws in our enemies feels good at the time, but

it does not long-term feel good to go around judging people on their involuntary physical appearance. Ones physical attraction or revulsion to how someone looks is not a reliable measure of the object's character.

[betsuni]

30. I agree.

I'm getting old and can't help it.

[LW1977]

23. Eye opening

[Demovictory9]

25. not quite. His hairline is nearer to his forehead. He had scalp reduction.

[pnwmom]

26. He looks like a Nazi prison guard. nt

[JohnnyRingo]

27. GAAA!

Warning wasn't good enough.

[benld74]

29. Mr Potter!?

[arthritisR_US]

32. He forgot the horns.

[Apollyonus]

34. He actually looks better -- kinda normal

without the hollywood effects

[No Vested Interest]

36. I'd like someone to estimate how much "Executive Time" is taken daily

to primp and comb.
And tell me, does the tanning effect come off on his pillowcases and sheets?