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Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:19 PM

Getting old. Are we turning into a buffet?

Salt and pepper hair
Turkey neck
Muffin top hips
Beer belly
Cottage cheese thighs
Back brisket
melons - that once were
nuts - harder to find
Chiclets teeth
Swiss cheese memory
.... like a finely aged wine!

Did I forget anything?

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Reply Getting old. Are we turning into a buffet? (Original post)
Miigwech Feb 9 OP
Hoyt Feb 9 #1
Miigwech Feb 9 #2
Zoonart Feb 9 #5
Ohiogal Feb 9 #3
Achilleaze Feb 9 #4
lunatica Feb 9 #6
Kaleva Feb 9 #7
MLAA Feb 9 #8

Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:21 PM

1. Reminding us is no way to get Hearts.

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Response to Hoyt (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:22 PM

2. Never thought about that! lol

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Response to Miigwech (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:41 PM

5. My sausage fingers just sent you a heart.

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:24 PM

3. But our smiles are just as bright as ever .....

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:29 PM

4. Recalling about the blessed BMs of yesteryear...(post buffet, of course)

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:46 PM

6. In Trump's case his Shroom thingy

and the pumpkin flavored spun cotton candy hair.

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Response to Miigwech (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:49 PM

7. Low hanging fruit.

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Response to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:36 PM

8. Good one! Lol.

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