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Tue Feb 5, 2019, 08:53 PM

State of the Union drinking game!

For those interested ... I'm going to partake so I can watch MSNBC and Rachel.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/bars/ct-redeye-state-of-union-trump-drinking-game-20190205-story.html

Take one drink whenever …

- Trump mentions “jobs”

- Trump references a “witch hunt”

- Trump brings up the wall

- Trump drops any of his favorite rhetorical bits:

“Many people are saying …”
“You’re hearing it more and more …”
“Believe me,”
“I know more / a lot about X …”
Take two drinks whenever …

- Trump makes an allusion — intentional or otherwise — to an indicted member of his administration or campaign

- Trump does the thing where he pauses, squints and inhales sharply

- Trump butchers someone’s name

- Trump blames the shutdown on someone else

- Trump uses an incomplete sentence

Finish your drink whenever …

- Trump sneaks in a nickname:

“Crooked Hillary”
“Pocahontas”
“Cryin’ Chuck”
“Gutless Howard”
- Trump gets a partial standing ovation

- Trump invokes the “Space Force”

- Trump references a historical figure or event incorrectly

Take a shot whenever …

- Trump explains what he meant by a “Human Wall” this morning

- Trump alludes to hanging out with attractive famous women in 1990s NYC

- Tiffany Trump shows up

Head back to the liquor store if …

- Trump declares a national state of emergency

Optional bonus round:

- Shut off the TV

- Go do anything else

- Ignore the SOTU entirely

2019 State of the Union address: 8 p.m. CST Tuesday, Feb. 5.

adlukach@chicagotribune.com | @lucheezy

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vercetti2021 Feb 5 #1
jimlup Feb 5 #2
Throck Feb 5 #3
jimlup Feb 5 #4
Throck Feb 5 #5
jimlup Feb 5 #6

Response to jimlup (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 08:54 PM

1. I'd prefer not to die

That's all lol

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Response to vercetti2021 (Reply #1)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 08:59 PM

2. I may -

I'll keep you updated about how it goes

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Response to jimlup (Original post)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 09:11 PM

3. I've already anticipated the bullshit.

Been drinking for 4 hours.

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Response to Throck (Reply #3)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 09:21 PM

4. Can't avoid it ...

just thinking about the asshole drives me to drink

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Response to jimlup (Reply #4)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 09:43 PM

5. I look forward to hungover coworkers tomorrow.

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Response to Throck (Reply #5)

Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:16 PM

6. yep

For those not watching - he's fucking dragging on and aggrandizing his righteousness.

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